Jasmine's POV-

"Hey Al, are you going out somewhere?" I ask Al while sitting down on her couch as the person in question continues to throw her clothes on her room's floor.

"No, why do you think so?" Al asks as she goes on digging into her walk in closet.

"Because you are practically flooding your room with clothes," I reply with a pointed look.

"Look, I can't tell you right now."

"Why?"

"I am super busy."

"What?"

"You heard me. Now, shoo, out of my room. I need to clear the mess," my best friend says as she throws me out of her room and to add to it, even slams the door shut.

She practically threw you out like you were some cat stealing her freshly made fish.

You know I am not a cat person, right?

Yup, that's what makes it more hilarious.

It's not hilarious.

You are just cranky because you haven't had your daily cup of coffee.

Shut up!

Or you are missing some eye candies! Let's go watch reruns of TVD and Teen Wolf.

I block my inner voice because of its ridiculosity. I make my way towards the Lancaster's garden. Currently, no one's at home, besides me and the person who literally threw me out of her room.

You met Voldemort?

Firstly Voldemort's a male and secondly why would he be chasing after me? I am not Harry Potter. Besides when referring to Voldemort people say 'the person whose name shall not be taken', not 'the person who'll throw you out of their room'.

Can't blame a girl for trying. Besides, me messing up with her is because you never read Harry Potter!

For the second time, Voldemort's a HE, a male.

I am not getting tricked by you. I know I am right and that's why you just want to deduce me to think Voldemort's a HE, when I am sure Voldemort's definitely a SHE.

I mentally roll my eyes at myself. It was no use explaining myself, I am hella stubborn.

"Jazzy!!"

I turn around to face the owner of the voice while he pulled me in a hug.

"Jay-Jay! You are back!!" I cried out happily while hugging my six foot one inch tall friend.

"Jazzy, I missed you too!!" he says while ruffling my hair as we break apart.

"So, where's everyone?" he asks me. His blue eyes gazing around to find someone.

"Mrs. L has gone to meet her sister. Mr. Lancaster and Coffee Stealer, I mean, Ryan have gone out for a business meeting and your girlfriend is flooding her room with clothes. She practically threw me out of her room and didn't even tell me you were coming," I explain, glaring at Jay-Jay.

"We haven't met for almost three months. So, I guess, she's just nervous about meeting me and forgot to tell you," Jay-Jay replies, defending his girlfriend.

In reality Jay-Jay is the exact opposite of Al. She's all cheery and excited while he is always so calm. I guess, opposites do attract. Though I have to say, they make a really cute couple.

"Now," I say as I step closer to Jay-Jay and cross my arms over my chest.

You are not intimidating anyone.

"What?" Jay-Jay asks, looking at me.

In one swift movement, I have him cornered while gripping his collars tightly.

"What did I do to receive this courtsey of yours, Jazz?" he asks me, frowning.

"Do you want to tell me what happened in the past three months, you were in Paris? Anything?" I ask as I narrow my eyes at him.

"I swear I haven't done anything. So, I can't spill anything."

"Oh no you don't get to spill coffee. If you don't want to drink coffee, what do you do?" I ask, still gripping his collars.

"I would give it to you."

"Yes! Okay, you passed the test," I say as I happily release his collar.

"For your physique, you have hell of a grip," Jay-Jay remarks while rubbing his neck.

"So, you haven't done anything? Have you?"

"No."

"Nightstand?"

"Never," he says as he shakes his head sideways, vigorously.

"Alcohol?"

"A bit?"

"Any drunk mistake you regret?"

"Yeah, I should have never agreed to that ant made chocolate balls eating dare," he replies, making a terrified and disgusting face.

"Ew, why would you eat that thing?"

"I was drunk."

"Any flirting?"

"No."

"Any ex-girlfriend encounters?"

"Al is my first and only girlfriend and I plan to keep it that way."

Aww, can't believe they have been dating for five years.

"Did you accidentally get hurt?

"No and no one gets hurt on purpose."

"Whatever. Any allergic reaction?"

"No."

"Got your period this month?"

"No," Jay-Jay replies blindly.

But when he gets what I said, he turns red from embarrassment.

"Jazzy! Why would you ask me this?" he asks, glaring at me while I laugh.

"Don't worry, I know a doctor who could help you regulate your--"

"Don't you dare complete that sentence, Jasmine Arora," Jay-Jay says, glaring at me.

"I was about to say I know a good doctor, who could help you regulate your diet. You seemed to have gained a few pounds," I say while innocently smiling at him.

White Lies!

Shut up, you aren't helping me out!

Never intended to.

Then why the hell are you my inner voice? It's your job to help me.

Nooo, it's my job to confuse you and deflate your ego.

Before I could answer, Al comes rushing down the stairs.

"Are you done interrogating my boyfriend, Jazz?" Al asks, glaring at me while hugging Jay-Jay.

"You know how Jazzy is crazy, Lexi and seems like Jazzy won this round," he says while I smirk at my victory.

Jay-Jay and I have a weird friendship that involves a lot of teasing and annoying each other to another level. But, at the end of the day, I know he's a good guy in whose hand I can trust my best friend.

When I snap back into reality, I find the two love doves are sucking each other's face. Not wanting to see my best friend's PDA. I quickly bolt for the door.

"Al, I am going out," I say, practically to the air cause I am sure she's busy reconciling with her boyfriend after three months.

Sighing, I start to walk, wondering where exactly I should be going.

Movie?

It's no fun going alone.

Library?

Not in the mood.

Zoo?

Alone? Nah...

San Diego's Legoland?

What's the fun going all alone?

Then get yourself a freaking boyfriend, woman.

I mentally roll my eyes at myself and just then my gaze stops on the exact place I could go.
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Hello Fellas!
Yes, I am back...

So, I know this is a short update.
But, was it humorous enough?
I felt it could have been more...
Sorry if I disappointed you.

Any thoughts on Jay-Jay?

Which place would Jazz go, according to all of you?

This chapter is dedicated to my good friend archfangirl. Thank you so much for your help and support! ❤️❤️

Till the next update, keep shining ;)

- Love Addy :)