(All the Characters are either fighting, sleeping, working, or dead. Just kidding, they're all alive.)

Ghasem: Arthur, I told you once and I'm not telling you again! GET RID OF THE DOG!!!

Arthur: IT'S NOT JUST A DOG! *hugs Golden Retriever* IT'S MAH BABY!!

Naoki: JIN, GIVE ME BACK MY JAR OF FINGERNAILS!! I NEED IT!

Jin: For what?!

Naoki: FOR SCIENCE!!!

Joshua: FREE, NOTICE ME!!!

Free: Well, it's kind of hard when THERE'S A PARASITE ON YOUR LEG, SILAS GET OFF!!!

Silas: WOW! NOBODY APPRECIATES ME!

(Everyone keeps arguing.)

Me: *walks in with a bucket on my head and a bucket of Smarties and stops* Whoah... Wait, SUSAN? What happened to you?!

Susan: *in the corner rocking back and forth with a scared look* I-I just told Karina to shut up...

Me: Hmmm... It looks like the nerd bucket has to save the day... *inhales deeply* EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!!!

Everyone: *stops and looks at me*

Me: ... *looks up* Meep.

Trad: What do you want?

Me: Oh, I'll tell you what I want! I want ALL OF YOU to behave and treat each other like family for once!!

Valt: We all have different hair colors.

Me: Valt, Nika has pink hair while the rest of your family has blue hair.

Valt: ...😳

Me: Why can't we all just GET ALONG?!

Yugo: Because we're DIFFERENT!

Ukyo: Yeah!

Me: Well then! I've finally made up my tiny mind!

Everyone: Wut?

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A VACATION!!

Everyone: 😳

Susan: Um, Venria?

Me: ...Oh, don't worry. I'm paying for it.

Everyone: YAAAY!!!! VACATION!!!!

Me: Now! I'll be handing out lists on what to bring! *hands Susan a stack of papers* Hand these out for me, please.

Susan: -___- *starts handing out papers*

Me: For this vacation, we are all going to connect! Become close friends again! And, most importantly, family-

Lui: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU TALK TOO MUCH! LET'S GO NOW!!

Me: Um, Lui... Everyone else is not rea-

Lui: *jumps out window and runs outside* OCEAN, HERE I COME!!

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Me: *drinking a glass of water* Ahhh. I like this vacation!

Susan: Venria...

Me: Yah?

Susan: We're all in the van...

Me: ...And?

Susan: WE HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE DRIVEWAY YET!!!

Me: Ohhhhh.... THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

Xander: Gabe. He's looking for something in the house.

Gabe: *runs out of the house and into the van* I can't find it!

RenWu: What you looking for?

Gabe: My happiness...

Me: Boo! Let's just go!

....

Me: I said, LET'S GO!!

.......

Me: ....Susan...

Susan: Oh, right, sorry! *starts driving away from the house*

Rantaro: So what are we going to do for the next... How long is this trip going to be?

Me: Six hours.

Rantaro: Oh, okay... Wait, SIX HOURS?!

Me: Oh, sorry. Six hours by plane.

Everyone: ...

Shu: Welp! Might as well make snacks! *takes off seatbelt and starts crawling over everyone to the very back of the van*

Joshua: WAAA, MY HAIR!!!

Daigo: HEY, WATCH IT!

Yugo: MY CHALUPA!!!

Shu: Excuse me! *finally manages to get to the back and then stops* Uh... Orochi?

Me: OH, NO!! WE FORGOT OROCHI!!! LET'S GO BACK!!

Shu: Don't! He's right here.

Orochi: *is reading manga in the corner while listening to music and looks at Shu* Hey, Shu...

Shu: Whatcha doing?

Orochi: Just reading...

Shu: Oh... Well, I'm going to go make snacks for everyone.

Jin: I already have my snacks. *dumps out his bag and looks through it* MY SMARTIES!! THEY'RE GONE!!

Me: Ahem! Looking for these? *holds up a bucket of Smarties to Jin*

Jin: *looks at the Smarties with his eyes shining and quickly grabs the bucket while also nipping Venria's hand*

Me: Ouch!

Jin: *crawls underneath his seat with the smarties and puts a DO NOT DISTURB sign in front of it*

Everyone: ...

Xander: So we're all not going to talk about that then, okay...

...

Lui: UGH, I'M SO BORED!!

Daigo: Same! What are we going to do for the whole trip?!

Karina: Oh! I brought games! *dumps out boxes of board games on the floor* That'll keep us busy for awhile!

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Lui: KARINA, YOU SAID FOR AWHILE!!! THAT WAS ONLY 3 HOURS!!

Karina: It's not my fault Valt doesn't know how to play!

Valt: Well it's not my fault Shu keeps distracting me with his snacks!

Shu: It's definitely not my fault Free made too many!

Free: IT'S NOT MY FAULT JOSHUA WAS BORN!!

...

All: *looks at Joshua*

Joshua: YOU'RE MEAN!! :'(

Ben: I'M JUST SCREAMING FOR NO REASON!!!!!

Me: GUYS!!!! WE'RE HERE!!

Lui: AT THE OCEAN?! WOO-HOO!! OCEAN, HERE I COME! *jumps out of the van but falls directly onto cement* OOF! Hey, this isn't the ocean!

Me: No, it's a gas station. We need to fill up.

Shu: Oh, well that's great. I ran out of snacks.

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Susan: *handing money to Ghasem, Free, and Cuza* Remember! Pay for the gas first, and then the rest on snacks!

Shu: Like my supplies!

Yugo: A chalupa!

Jin: SMARTIES!!!

Susan: THOSE ARE SNACKS!

Ghasem: Susan, SUSAN... You can count on me.

Susan: I hope so. *looks away* VENRIA!! DON'T DRINK THAT! *runs off*

Ghasem: O_O

Cuza: Come on, Ghasem, let's go get some food!

Ghasem: Gas first, Cuza. And we have go stay toget- Oh my, God, where is Free?

Cuza: Um... *looks around* He was with me a second ago!

Ghasem: *facepalms* Whatever. If he wants to get left behind, that's his problem. *walks into the gas station*

Cuza: *follows him*

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Cuza: *has his hands full of varieties of snacks* Ghasem! I got all the snacks!

Ghasem: Great! I already paid for the gas.

Cuza: *looks around* Hey, what's that?

RandomEmployee: *voice crack* Oh, that? That's just a new machine we got.

Cuza: What's it do?

RandomEmployee: Well, we aren't really sure. But for now, it's just installed for further tests.

Ghasem: If you don't know what it is then why did you get it?

RandomEmployee: Oh, I just found it in the middle of a street.

Ghasem: ...Right... Cuza, pay for the snacks, I'm waiting in the car. *walks out of gas station*

Cuza: Okie! *puts all of the snacks on counter and smiles brightly* Hi!

RandomEmployee: *voice still cracking* Hi.

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Me: *on the roof of the van* WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!

Susan: gEt OfF oF tHeRe!

Me: *jumps off roof of van and jumps back inside*

Cuza: *walking to van holding many bags* Hewwo!

All: Hewwo!

Free: *from under the van* HEWWO.

Ghasem: So that's where you were hiding!

Cuza: I got the snacks! *throws the bags in the back of the van*

Shu & Orochi: *gets hit with the bags* Ow!

Cuza: Sowwy! *climbs into van*

Me: Free, get back inside!

Free: Nu, this is my home now.

Lui: Free, I swear I will make Joshua kiss you.

Free: *suddenly appears inside the van*

Joshua: :'(

Me: Okie, Susan! Let's go!

Susan: *starts to drive again*

Me: Now! You guys get comfortable! It's gonna be awhile.

Wakiya: How long?

Me: Hmm... *checks watch that's drawn on my skin* ...3 more hours!

Trad: Are you serious?!

Me: I dunno.

Trad: My tablet's about to die!

Rantaro: Give it CPR.

Trad: -______-

Me: Can you guys guess where we're going?

Karina: ARE WE GOING TO THE BAHAMAS?!

Zac: JAPAN?!

Akira: DISNEYLAND?!

Me: Close!

Xander: Close to Bahamas, Japan, or Disneyland?

Me: Yep!

Xander: -______-

.....
.....
......

Jin: *suddenly gasps*

Quon: What? What happened?

Me: First, I forgot about you. Second, I'd like to know, too.

Jin: M-my smarties...

Ukyo: What about them?

Jin: ....They're...cold.

All: ...

Arthur: WOW, JIN.

Jin: SHUT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN!! *tries to jump out of an open window*

Ghasem: Jin, NO! *grabs Jin's legs*

Me: gRaB hIm!

Ghasem: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!

Me: SCREEEEEEEE-!

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Jin: *taped to the seat* T^T

Me: *sighs and checks watch that's drawn onto my skin* Oh! We're almost there!

Silas: Venria, that was what you said last time... And last time... And the time before that...

Me: This time I'm serious!

Shu: About time. I'm running out of snacks!

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaand, STOP.

Susan: You sure?

Me: Yes, just stop!!

Susan: *stops the car*

Me: Welp! We're here!

All: *looks out the car windows*

(They are in the middle of an abandoned campfire ground, in the dark woods.)

Silas: ...

Shu: ...

Susan: ...

All: ...

The whole world: ...

Me: Oh.

To be continued.