Randy's POV **Saturday Morning**

Finally Saturday! The best day of the week! It's the day after school ends, and you know that there's still one day left of the weekend! Weekends are the cheese! Weekends are so Bruce!

It's only like, eleven. So I guess Ran should be up by now! So I decided to call her with my Mc.Fist pad.

"Call Ran." I say.

"Calling Ran."

This Mc.Fist pad is the best! I don't even have to type in her number to call her!

"Randy?" Ran says.

"Hey Ran." I say.

"What do you want?" Ran asks.

"I was...wondering if you wanted to...you know? Go...on a date?" I say.

She better say yes, I'd be so embarrassed if she said no! But even if she does say yes, where would we go? PJMc.Flubbusters? The game hole? I guess I'll let her pick.

"Sure. I'd love too. Where do you want to go?" Ran asks.

"You can chose." I say.

"How about the movies?" Ran asks. "We could watch grave puncher 3, the movie?"

"Sure. I'll pick you up in thirty minutes?" I ask.

"Okay. Well, I'll see you later Randy, bye." Ran says.

"Bye." I say.

My Nomicon's glowing! For what? Probably going to tell me not to go out with Ran, but honestly, I don't really care. I rarely obey it anyways.

So I shloop into the Nomicon and fall into another Japenese dojo. And see a ninja trapped in a cage. It's a blue ninja. And there's a red ninja trying the rescue it. Then a huge rock comes crashing down, the red ninja escapes, but it squishes the blue ninja.

The ninja has to make sacrifices for the greater good.

"No way!" I yell. "I will not let her die...even if it is for he greater good."

A big rock squishes me and I shloop out of the Nomicon.

Ran's POV **At the movies**

"Can we have two tickets for grave punchers three please?" I ask the cashier.

"Sure thing." She says.

After me and Randy pay for our tickets and food, we walk past Bash. Oh no. No no no.

"Hey Ran." Bash says.

"Bash." I say.

"Anata wa nani o shite iru nodesu ka?" Bash asks. (Translation-What are you doing?)

"Watashi wa naze Randi to haka panchā 3 o mi ni iku ndesu ka?" I say. (Translation-I'm going to watch grave puncher three with Randy why?)

"Anata wa mushiro watashitoisshoni ikudarou ka?" Bask asks (Translation-Wouldn't you rather go with me?)

I run up to bash and slap him straight in the face. "Kesshite, imade wanai, nai nidoto." I yell. (Translation-No way, not now, not ever again.)

He gives me a glare and walks away.

"What was that?" Randy asks. "What language was that?"

"Japanese." I say. "I lived in Japan. And up until last summer, we were neighbours."

"You and Bash...were neighbours?" Randy asks.

"Yeah. And we...dated...for...three years." I say.

"You what!?!" Randy asks.

"You heard me." I say.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Randy asks.

"I was scared too. I though that if I told you...you wouldn't feel the same about me." I say.

"Ran...nothing can change my feelings for you." Randy says.

"Thanks Randy." I say.

We go into the movie and come out holding hands. Then we see Heidi and Howard come out of the movie theatre across from us.

"Oooooh Ran and Randy." Heidi says.

"Ran and Randy sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Howard says.

"Shut up Howard." I say.

Just then a yellow and purple monster burst through the doors.

"Come on Randy." I say. "We should...go." I say.

"Yeah...we should." Randy says.

"Bye guys." Howard says.

We run out of the building and ninja out. Then smoke bomb in the building.

"Who is it?" I ask.

"I think it's...that girl who's obsessed with flutes." Randy says.

"How'd she get stanked?" I ask.

"Steven." Randy says. "The trombone boy."

"Obviously...that's guys suck a shoob." I say.

"So we have to destroy her flute." Randy says.

"Ninja tripping balls!" I yell. And the monster trips, but I squishes me.

Randy uses his sword to lift the monster off of me.

"Are you okay?" He asks.

"Yeah." I say. Standing up.

Then...he touches my cheek, looking into my eyes.

"Now let's defeat this thing!" I say.

"Ninja slice." Randy says, as he slices flute girls flute. And she de-stanks.

When I get home it's already two. Then I go on my Mc.Fist pad to Heidi's website. She does a bunch of news casts and stuff. Oh look! She has a new cast.

"Hey guys, Heidi Weinerman here with the new gossip!"

Then I see a picture of me and Randy...in ninja form. Randy touching my cheek. How'd Heidi get that picture?

"Looks like the two Norisville ninjas are in love? Could this get any better?"

Oh no...no no no. If we're going to date in real life...than they'll know ay we're the ninjas.

"Call Randy." I say to my Mc.Fist pad.

"Calling Randy."

"Ran, what do you want?" He asks.

"Have you seen Heidi's webcast?!?!?" I ask.

"Yes!!!" He says. "This is so bad...what are we going to do about this?"

"I don't know...but if everyone knows that we're dating, they'll put the pieces together...and they'll figure out our identities." I say.

"Oh...yeah." Randy says.

"So what do you think we should do?" I ask.

"I think we should...you know? Break-up." Randy says.

I'm speechless. He wants to break up with me. What am I not good enough?

"Hello?" Randy asks.

I hang up. I run outside to my yard and start crying, just then I see...