1. Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked into.

2. Brains are really amazing. If only every one had one

3. Sunglasses: allowing you to star at people with out them seeing you. Facebook in real life

4. Life always gives you a second chance. It's called tomorrow

5. To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid

6. Tell a man there are thirty million stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to make sure.

7. You can't be sad when your holding a cupcake.