Oh hey! So.... sorry to break this to you, but you're dead. And you're an idiot for choosing this job, fyi.

So, uh, firstly check the lights, close those doors if only necessery... 

And check Pirate's Cove... and watch out for the fangirls.

They are crazzzzy I tell you. 

Foxy Fangirls... *shakes head*

Anyway, I just wanna say that I like Foxy. And all of them... except BB...

He play tricks on me. I don't like him.

Also.... VOTE FOR FREXY. 

Thats Freddy x Foxy... they are soooo cute together! 

Got it? Okay, now Rest In Pieces. On the floor. Smushed up... blood everywhere...

Good pep talk with ya. Bye. 

*banging on the door*

OI STAWP IT FANGIRLS!! NUUUU

*noises of chainsaw*

BACK! AWAY! NUUUUUU!

*gurgling*

B-BYE! LOOK FOR MEE ON THE FLOOOR OF THE BACK ROOOOM. JUST DUUUU ITTT!

BYEEEE