NOTE: IF YOU HAVENT, READ THE FIRST PART BEFORE YOU READ THIS, ITS IN MY RANDOMNESS BOOK.
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A CHRISTMAS (A NON CHRISTMAS) FIC PART TWO
"YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" Jay said demonicly. The kids screamed in terror as they ran.  "MAM PLEZ DONT HURT US!" Snowy said. "PLEASE! ILL GIVE YOU FLOOR BURRITOS!" Warriors cried. "IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Sabie yelled.  They ran outside and realized they were in a dark ally... And it was a dead end. "OH NU!" Snowy cried. They turned around and internally died as their mother approached. She didn't look anything like she did before. She was a monster spirit like thing. An angry spirit monster like thing. "YOU. STOLE. MY. TARDIS. AND. TRIED. TO. PULL. ME. AND, YOUR. FATHER. APART!" She yelled.

"A-at least we fixed it right?" Walrus said. Jay didn't look any less angry. "IF YOU HAD MESSED SOMETHING UP, TIME ITSELF WOULDVE STOPPED EXISTING. YOU, WOULDVE STOPPED EXISTING!" The kids trembled. "NOW, YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!" She then grabbed them and swallowed them.

As they woke up, they were in a totally different place. "Where are we?" Snowy asked. "Woah! We're grey!" Warriors said. "Hey! We have candy corn on our heads!" Walrus said. All of a sudden Saber let out a non manly 5 year old girl scream. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FACK! WE'RE TROLLS, JUST LIKE DAD!" They then all screamed. Then snowy looked at a random mirror that she poofed into existence. Trust me, I don't know either XD She then touched her horn, then fainted. Soon everyone except Sabie touched their horns and fainted with smiles on their faces. Sabie blushed a dark blue color. "When we return home, I need to get them into homestuck before they do stuff they shouldn't do again" he said (SABIE I CANT EVEN XD)

When they woke up again, they looked around, wondering where the flippin yellow penguins they were, when they heard a deep, scary raspy voice. "YOU. WHO ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS? You'd better answer me, YOUD BETTER ANSWER ,E RIGHT FUCKING NOW, or else, OR ELSE YOULL END UP LIKE EVERY OTHER TROLL! YOUR BLOOD WILL STAIN THESE WALLS, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS!" They looked around the walls and saw colorful blood staining the walls. Some of the kids, I won't say any names, may of needed a new pair of underpants. Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded. "WaIt, dAd, DoNt hUrT mY kIds!" *anime gasp* IT WAS GAMZEE!  "OR ELSE WHAT?" "O-oR eLsE yOull eNd Up LiKe EqUiS aNd NePeTa, OnLy ThIs tIme I wOnt bE sOber!" He threatened. The Subjugulator/Grand highblood rolled his eyes. "fine. BUT IF I SEE THEM AGAIN, hehe, you won't want that to happen." He laughed, "NOW LEAVE!" The kids nodded and left with their dad.

"Why did you save us? Last time I checked you were a creepy clown murderer.." Saber said darkly. "LOok, I kNow YoU kIdS hAte mE bEcAuse I'm Not JArEd oR DEsTiel or wHateVer, BuT I sTill lOve YoU kIds." The kids looked at their feet, and at eachother, nodding in agreement. "SeE YA kIdS bAcK hOmE. HoNk :o)"

The kids then teleported back home. Their mother was back to normal, but with a disappointed look on her face. "You know, it's sad that you don't love your father like he loves you. He tried to be good by working so we have money to stay in a house. I'm disappointed in you all, except for Shadow because unlike you, she was a good Derpy child and slept the entire time." She said. "Also she gets your Christmas presents and your floor burritos for a month, and your grounded" Jay added

"WTF?!" They said in unison. Shadow walked outside, high fived Jay, and put on sunglasses, smirked at her siblings, and flipped off the invisible fourth wall camera. "Suck it!" She said. "This is BS" everyone said. And that was it.
                              THE END... FOR NOW..