1. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
2. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
3. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.
4. Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless!
5. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
6. I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.
Man, they really grilled me.
7. Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
8. I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back. (A/N- Please don't remove your spine)
9. What's the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
10. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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A/N- Thank you _-identity-crisis-_,TheBookworm1237,hpandpjofan20, i_love_mena_massoud, and everyone who's reading this book. I used to see other authors say that their readers' comments and votes inspired them, but I only understand what they meant now.
Stay safe :)
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