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seánly is online

markipoo: hi

Read 2:39 p.m.

markipoo: aw cmon jack
- i have no friends
- that's why i added u

seánly is typing...

seánly: from what you said yesterday
- i believe that you have zero friends

markipoo: YOU RESPODNEKFJSO
- HIHI
- HOWD YOU SLEPE

seánly sent an annoyed face

markipoo: i was just being nice :c

seánly: i slept like a koala
- just woke up
- how'd you sleep

markipoo: i slept good
- as a matter of fact i think i had a wet dream

seánly: please do not explain any of that to me

markipoo: here's a bonus

seánly: what

markipoo: it had u in it

seánly: i'm very close to blocking you.

markipoo: iM vErY cLosE tO bLocKiNg yOu.
- you're too cute princess

seánly: fuck you i'm not your princess
- you have ten seconds to apologize to me
- one
- two
- three
- four

markipoo: if you wanted me to fuck you you could've just asked

seánly: eight

markipoo: where the fuck did EIGHT come from?

seánly: ten ok bye

markipoo: NO PLEASR JACK I JUST STRYED TALKFINS TO YOU
- PLEASEDKANFB
- i'm on my knees right now

seánly: oi you remembered i liked to be called jack ⍤

markipoo: yes how could i forget

seánly: you just got a second chance marki

markipoo sent an excited face

markipoo: UOYNCALLED ME MAKET

seánly: maket
- HAHAHA

markipoo: and I MADE YOU LAUGJ
- this is the best day ever okg
- all i need is some nudes to get myself off with and i'm good

seánly: um
- if you think you're getting those nudes from me you're incorrect

markipoo: a man can dream

seánly: how old are you?

markipoo: just turned 28 ;o

seánly: ohoh!
- i'm 27 :D

markipoo: AWIM OLDER THAN YOU

seánly: atleast i get to live longer botch

markipoo: lol sry

seánly: alright, markipoo
- do you have a job or something
- i know you can't possibly text on here all day

markipoo: tragically i do text on here all day
- and play some video games all night, i'm a nerd (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
- but i do work at ralphs

seánly: tHE FUC k
- I PLAY VIDEO GAMES EVERYODAY
- I WORK AT RALPHS TOO

markipoo: OMGOMGOMG

seánly: just don't get too excited
- that doesn't mean we're related or have an odd connection

markipoo: if we were related i'd be embarrassed and sad

seánly: why

markipoo: because i've been flirting with you and you're probably my cousin or my grandpa??

seánly: how in the fuck could i be your fucking grandfather

markipoo: the world may never know

seánly: well mark
- i have to go to workie

markipoo: aw man
- have fun love

seánly: ...
- sure

markipoo: byebye grandpa

seánly: i'm not your GRANDPA WHYT

markipoo: ♡

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