Penny: I'm sorry for Annie. She really is my best friend who logs into my account from time to time and she just wanted to be recognized. Give some love to Annie the editor! 

Annie: Who's ready for the Hart family?

Dick: Not me. Piper makes me feel short. (looks down upset)

Penny: Annie! What the fuck did you do? Why are there fucking videos in my fanfic? 

Annie: I'm running. Bye.

Dick P.O.V.

Henry invited me over for a sleepover so, I texted Ray. He was cool with it and happy that I was bonding with his sidekick. Henry told me to hop on his back only to ask how much I weigh. So, I told him the truth which was eighty pounds. He just told me to eat more and put me down when we arrived at his house. "Hey, family!" Henry said as he walked into the room. The entire Hart family walked over and Henry started laughing hysterically when his sister who was ten was the same height as me.

"Henry! How many times have I told you I don't want a boyfriend?" Henry started laughing and I started blushing.

"Piper this is Dick, he's a friend from school. He's fourteen." Henry said giggling.

"Why is he a midget." That got Henry mad.

"Piper, don't call him a midget. He's fun-sized." Henry said. "Mom since it's Friday can Dick stay the night?" Henry asked.

"Sure sweetie." His mother called across the room. He dragged me upstairs and into his room. I was mad at him. No, I was pissed. He called me fun sized. Fun sized isn't even that fun. I'm going to give him a piece of my mind.

When we got to his room I was about to beat the crap out of him and make him cry, uncle. That was until he shut the door and pinned me to it. I was about to ask my question until he connected his lips to mine rather demanding.

{Annie, burn in hell you son of a goose}

[You're no fun]

It was at that point I realized that he was leaning down majorly. I wrapped one leg around him. He seemed to get the message. I was the same height as him and it felt like flying. We kissed for about three minutes. Then he dropped me on the bed. "So, why did you call me fun-sized?" I asked Henry breathless.

"Cause you're fun and the perfect size," Henry said in a stating the obvious voice. I just shrugged my shoulders and fell asleep.