JD: walks into the living room while holding Rhonda Ohhhh BROTHERSSSSSS

C: reading a book No

JD: Come onnnn I have a really cool idea!!

S: looks up while holding Branch in his lap and brushing his hair Do you-

JD: YEAH!!

S,C,F: all look and stare at him, waiting for him to answer

JD: stands there smiling :]

C: ..well I'm waiting for your f*ckin response are you just not gonna say anything-

JD: :]

C: ...SAY IT SHITHEA-

RP: from upstairs LANGUAGE!!!

C: sighs SORRY

C: Wait- how did you hear that but not the-

S: sighs what is it John-

JD: ...SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLL-

C: HURRY UP

JD: slides in the middle of the room and does jazz hands -LUMBER PARTYYYYYYY!!

F,S,C: blink and stare

F: What's a bumper party?

JD: Slumber, party-

F: Yeah I said that

JD:

F: What is it?

JD: ....WELL it's basically where you spend a day and night with friends doing-

F: Like five nights at freddy's?

JD: No, stop watching that- doing-

C: We're not your friends-

JD: -DOOOIIIINNGGGG!!!!!!!! a bunch of activities like playing gaaaames watching movieeees telling storieeees dancing in your pajamassss pillow fiiiightsss and all sorts of cool junk!

F: gasppppp FUNNNNN!! claps

S: Why are you suddenly interested in this-

JD: Becauuuseeee I feel like we haven't done anything together for a whileeee!

C: We slept in the same room last night-

JD: That's stupid, we're sleeping! We do that EVERY SINGLE DAY-

C: Night-

JD: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN-

C: And exactly flips a page in his book

JD: Come onnnnnnn! whines don't you guys wanna hang oouuuut have funnnnn pimp things UP!!

S: How are we gonna pimp up SLEEPING-

B: Owie!

S: accidentally pulls on Branch's hair Oh, sorry Branch-

B: whines and grabs his nose

S: Ow- I said sorry!

JD: WE'RE NOT GONNA BE SLEEPING!!!

JD: Well.. we are but not until later!!!

F: I think it sounds fun!!!

C: Of course you do-

RP: walks downstairs What's all this yapping about?

JD: Grandmaaaaa turns to her tell them my slumber party idea is a good idea!!

RP: You wanna have a slumber party?

C: No-

JD: Yesssssss!

RP: ...and invite who

JD: Oh, no one crosses his arms and smirks it's gonna be STRICTLY and EXCLUSIVELY Brozone winks plus Rhonda-

R: happy armadillo noise

RP: Well.. I don't really see the harm in it!

C: Ughhhhhh flops his book on his face

S: Great-

RP: Aww come on what's the issue? It sounds like a cute idea! You all can have brother bonding time!

C: Not if this quadrilateral is in the equation- points at John

JD: WHAT

S: Ha snickers good one-

They fist bump

RP: sighs and puts a hand on her head What do you even mean by that-

C: Hmmm lemme think- he's gonna either make it all about what he wants to do- be bossy- or ruin the fun for everyone!!

S: I second that-

JD: Hey!! I'm not- I won't- I wasn't gonna- sighhhhh

JD: Fine, you don't wanna do the stupid slumber party.. then whatever

JD: turns away to the stairs

JD: I just thought it'd be fun and something new we could try

JD: starts walking to the stairs

B: John!! reaches out to him with grabby hands

F: No John! running to the steps I don't second that!!

RP: watches him go towards the stairs slowly

RP: turns to Clay and Spruce with a glare and puts her hands on her hips

C: ...wuh happen

RP: Clayyyyyy.. Spruceeee.. I think you judge your oldest brother a little too harshly.. he just wants to have fun with you guys!

S: holds his hands in Branch's hair as he thinks about what she said, looking to the ground

C: His idea of fun is bossing us around!!

RP: crosses her arms

C: Okay, but... am I really wrong-

RP: Yes! You are! It's unfair for you to be like that when he just wants to spend time with you! You wouldn't like it if the same thing was happening to yo-

C: But it wouldn't-

RP: CLAY!

C: OKAY OKAY I'm listening-

S: punches his shoulder

C: OW I JUST SAID I'm LISTENING-

S: Still deserved it- goes back to brushing Branch's hair

C: You agreed too!

S: And then I stopped agreeing

F: stands at the steps Johnnnnnnn

RP: sigh All I'm saying is.. if your brother is making the effort to connect with you all, don't ignore it.. and don't look at it in an annoyed or negative way.. him being the oldest not only will there be pressure sometimes but he won't always have time with you all like this, and he's going to be the first out of the pod out of all of you

F: gasps HE'S LEAVING?!?

RP: Oh, no no Floyd that's not what I mea-

C: Yeah probably in twenty years

S: smacks the back of his head

F: oh- oh noo!!

F: looks back up at the steps Johnnnnnnn!!

JD:

F:

F: JOHNNNNNNNNNNN!!

JD: I'm literally RIGHT HERE-
has been standing at the top of the steps watching him scream up at him

F: Come down the stairssssss pleaseeee!

JD: No

RP: ...anyway, don't let these moments slip away, okay? Learn how to have fun with each other sometimes, at the end of the day you're brothers, and always will be walks away

C,S: look at each other then back at Grandma and over to the steps where Floyd is still standing

F: Pleeeaaaaseeeeeeeee!!

JD: Floyd you can beg all you want but it's not happening-

F: But.. climbs up a stair I wanna have the slumber party..

F: ..with you.. before you have to leave in twenty years..

JD: Wha-

C: yells to them I WASN'T SERIOUS... mostly‐

JD: unfurrows his eyebrows and sighs quietly

JD: ..alright, I.. I.. I guess we both could-

S: walks over while holding Branch

JD: looks over at them

S: ..we'll be joining too smiles a little smile

B: YEEAAAHHHH

JD: smiles a little over at them

C: ANDDDDDDD.. trudges over to them I am too-

JD: R.. starts smiling more Really guys? Really?!

F: YEAH! I wanna join the plumber party!!

C: Slumber-

F: Yeah!! I said lumberjack!

C: No you- how do you even get that mixed u- sigh okay-

S: Yeah, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea, it could be fun for us to just hang out and do a bunch of crazy things together

C: sighs Yeeaaahhhh

JD: smiles more WELL THEN-

JD: gets too excited I CAN SHOW YOU GUYS M- WOAGH-

JD: falls down the steps and lands on his face

S,C,F,B: stare down at him, blinking

C: ......I think he died

F: WHAT?!

S: sighs John get up-

JD: lifts his head off the ground and inhales for two seconds

JD: pops up and stands up and wraps his arms around all of them smiling I CAN SHOW YOU THE LIST I MADE OF THINGS WE CAN DO!

C: ...you made a list?

S: I guess he really did plan this out

JD: takes the list from his hair and holds it out in front of them

JD: So here we gottttttt- ordering food, bakinggg, singing songsss, playing gamessss yadda yaddaaaaa-

F: gaaaasp Funnnnn! claps

S: walks next to him All in this exact order? points to the paper

JD: YES- I mean, well- we don't, HAVE to- I mean- I kinda wanted to but we don't have to if you don't-

C: Oh my Godddd okay we'll do it how you want to-

JD: NO NO NO NO NO SERIOUSLY

JD: runs in front of them I want us ALL to have fun!

C: blinks ...seriously?

JD: Y.. Yeah!!

C: ....actually?

S: Clay come on-

C: IM SORRY I'm just- I'm not used to him being this generous!

JD: Well I AM! I can be a cool and- geologist big brother!

F: holds up a finger generous-

JD: YEAH I SAID THAT!

JD:

JD: looks at him Wait-

S: Good lord- look John we believe you okay just-

C: We do?

S:

C: Sorry- had to get that last one out

S:

S: SIIIIIGH let's JUST GO DOWN THE LIST AND have a GREAT SLUMBER PARTY

JD: smiles a little Yeah, let's

..

JD: ...let's actually get food first though, I'm HUNGRY

S: Yeah agreed

F: Mmmm what're we getting to eat??

C: I guess pizza like Grandma said she would- but that's bORiNGggGgg!

RP: eRm, aKsHaULLy- emerges from the steps with glasses on her face while holding a finger up

BroZ: ..........👁👄👁

RP: Yeah, never doing that again, it was Goldie's idea

JD: Who now-

C: Isn't this entire book her idea-

JD: WHO?!?!

F: What book?

S: Where did the glasses come from-

RP: UH ANYWAY since you're all having a slumber party.. and mind you I thought this over a thousand to a MILLION TIMES.. I was gonna let you all decide on your own, ON YOUR OWN.. what you want to eat

C: WOAAAAAHHHHHH.. that NEVER HAPPENS-

S: Yeah you're playing with fire right now grams-

RP: Don't make me regret my decision-

F: gasp and jumps up while clapping YAAAAAAY! IVE NEVER CHOSEN MY FOOD BEFORE!!!

RP: Yep, so you all figure out what you want and let me know so I can get it! smiles and walks away to the kitchen I'll just be in the kitchen!

BroZ: Thanks Grandmaaaaaa! spArkle sparklE

JD: whips his head around Okay so what we grubbin on-

C: Well I'm feelin like-

JD: Chic Fil A okay- GRANDMAAAAAAA-

C: What the- I didn't finish!

F: GASP BUT I WANTED TO CHOOSED SOMETHINGGGG!!

C: How many times have you gasped today-

S: Actually I kinda feel like Chic Fil A too

C: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS

S: Encouraging what?!

RP: says from the kitchen Did you all pick something?

JD: YES!

C: NO!!!

JD: Ay look two against one.. or two.. or three? Wait would Branch even cou-

S: Nevermind I change my mind

JD: WHAT

C: THEN THAT MEANS HE'S ON MY SIIIIDEEEE

F: No no spongebob, squidward isn't on anyone's side!

C: ......WHAT?!?!?!

S: I'm not siding with any of you!

F: See!

C: What are you TALKING ABOUT!!!

S: I want taco bell!

C: I thought we agreed to KFC!!

S: In WHAT universe- and you never even said that!

C: BUFFALO WINGS!!

S: You never SAID TH A T

C: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!

S: Oh what so I'm just supposed to be some kind of psychic mind reader now?!

C: YES HUH!! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BROTHER!!

S: AM I??

C: YES!

S: AM I?!?!

C: YES!!

S: AM I?!?!?!

C: YESSS!!

S: AM I?!?!?

C: No obviously not how do you keep falling for this you FOOL

S: ...one of these days I'm going to rip my own leg off-

C: pats that's rough buddy

JD: AYE AYE A Y E!!! Since nobody knows how to agree we're goin with CHIC FIL A-

C: tsks and pouts MANEEEEE DONT NOBODY WANT NO DAMN CHIC FIL A-

RP: WATCH IT-

S: I said taco bell!

JD: No!!

S: We have to ALL AGREE JOHN-

JD: Well I don't WANT TACO BELL

S: AND WE DON'T WANT CHIC- FIL- A

C: Can we just all agree to get BUFFAL-

JD&S: NO!!!!

F: GUUUUYYSSSSSSSS!

JD,S,C: all immediately stare down at him

JD: sigh What you got Floyd-

F: .......can we get pineapples at McDonald's :D

C: .....oh my GAAAAWWWDDDDDD pulls on his hair

S: I'm actually so tired

JD: That... that's a joke right-

F: shakes his head Me and Branch said while you were fighting that we want the pineapples at McDonald's!!

B: pops out of John's hair out of nowhere BROWNIIESSS

F: No no Branch, Pineapple!

B: ...WHAT'S THAT

JD: For the love of- no we're NOT- THEY DON'T EVEN- THEY DON'T EVEN SERVE FUCKING PINEAPPLE-

RP: I HEARD THAT!!!

JD: ....my dear brother, they do not serve pineapple at McDonald's.

F: Yes they do!!

JD: SAID WHO???

F: McDonald Ronald!!

JD: ......

F: ....or.. was it old McDonald..

B: GASPOOOO YAAAAYY SONGGG!!

F: GAAASSPPP YAAAAYYYY

C: Don't don't oh my god PLEASE-

F,B: singing together OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM-

S: sings I WANT T A C O  B E L L

C: Oh you think you're funny-

JD: God's sake- look you're either all gonna starve or we're getting CHIC FIL A I'M NOT DOING THIS-

F: But.. the pineapplessss!

C: But.. the BUFFALLOOOSSSS!

S: TACO BEELLLLLL!!

B: BROWNIIESSSS!

JD: GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Not even a minute later

RP: walks into the living room Okay lovessss did you all decide what you wa-

S,C,F: all sitting in front of John staring at him and slowly turn to look at Grandma

JD: looks up at her slowly as well

RP: ...why are you all crowded around your oldest brother like cult members-

BroZ: say nothing and just continue to stare up at her with blank expressions

JD: .....chic Fil A-

S,C,F: NOOOOOOOO!!! all jump ontop of him and tackle him to the ground while yelling

RP: What in the- HEY!!! runs over to them

RP: ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUUGHHHH!! pushes them away from each other

C: NO- tries running back to John but Grandma keeps stopping him LEMME GNAW ON HIS ARM SOME MORE-

RP: Gnaw on his-?! What was happening in here while I was LITERALLY JUST in the kitchen?! Did you all even DISCUSS?!

S: That word holds no meaning in this pod-

JD: Yeah we just agreed on chic fil a

C: LIAR!!!

RP: Oh my- what did you all even-

All together: CHIC FIL A/BUFFALO WINGS/TACO BELL/PINEAPPLE/B R O W N I E S

RP: ...okay- alright- yeah an old woman TRIES to allow her grandsons to decide on their own what to eat-

C: Yeah who would do that that's crazy

S: kicks him in the leg

RP: NOW SINCE YOU ALL CLEARLY can't even do that- I'M gonna decide what you're all eating tonight- NOW GET- points to the steps GO UPSTAIRS WHILE YOU WAIT-

F: Awwwww.. but I really wanted pineapple.. trudges to the steps

B: Hehe plops out of John's hair it's okay, I made my own brownie.. pats his diaper while following behind

S: ...you are actually sick follows upstairs

C: is about to follow behind but stops near John and mumbles quietly

C: Amazing slumber party bro says sarcastically before rolling his eyes annoyingly and goes upstairs

JD: sighs and rubs his arm before making his way to the steps as well

RP: John?

JD: stops in his tracks and turns around

RP: walks up to him and sighs

RP: ..it'll get better

JD: sighs himself I would hope so

RP: pats his shoulder don't worry about it too much, your brothers will be.. well, your brothers

JD: Heh, smiles a little yeah

RP: gives him a small hug and pulls away, smiling herself

JD: hugs her back then hops back so what're we eating???

——

RP: Pizza!

RP: drops two boxes of pizza in front of the boys as they're all sitting in a circle in the center of their room

BroZ: stare at the pizzas

S:

S: Yeah I definitely didn't see this coming

JD: Well- hey you can never go wrong with the classics! picks up a slice

RP: And hereee's your pineapple Floyd! takes a FULL pineapple out of a bag she's holding and gives it to him

F: GASSSPPP YAYYYY I GOT SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE!! takes it from her

C: What the- WHY DOES HE GET AN ENTIRE PINNEAPLE BUT I CAN'T GET MY BUFFALO WINGS

RP: Well for one I know Floyd wouldn't eat anything else BESIDES pineapple and plus it's healthy so of course I'm getting it for him and-

C: THE WHOLE FRUIT?!?!?

RP: AND I know you guys don't like pineapple pizza and I wasn't just going to buy one entire box for Floyd-

C: NOT EVEN IN SLICES?!?!?

RP: ANDDDDD buffalo wings are bad for yo-

C: THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!?! WE'RE LITERALLY SITTING IN FRONT OF A FLIPPING PIZZA BOX RIGHT NOW!!!

RP: Don't you raise your voice at me young man!

C: IM TRYING NOT TO!!!!

S: Good lord- grabs a slice of pizza

RP: Aye look here I spent 20 plus dollars on these two pizzas so if all you're going to do is complain I don't know what to tell you! And I told you all I'd be picking the food since none of you could agree!

C: What if I said I won't eat anything besides buffalo wings-

RP: Heavens sake Clay you've never even HAD buffalo wings!

C: WHAT IF I SAID I HAVE...... IN ANOTHER LIFE-

F: sings while rocking the pineapple in his arms In another liiiiifeeeee.. I would be your-

C: Don't you start your emo-ness-

RP: sighs heavily You're ridiculous- eat your pizza or get a snack- leaves the room

C: I JUST WANTED TO TRY THEEEMMMMMM flops his face into one of the pizza boxes that were open

C: jerks his head upward OW OW HOT HOT HOT-

JD: What the- seriously!!

S: smacks the back of his head

C: OW I'm BURNING HERE!

S: You pea brained dimwit you just rubbed your dirty head particles on the food!

C: Well then the pizza should of thought of that before sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

S:  sighs heavily Just take the stupid triangles since you claimed them with your dandruff- pushes the pizza toward him

C: I DON'T WANT THAT

C: ...AND HOW DARE YOU I DON'T HAVE-

JD: Well.. we still have the other box! opens it up

S: sighs I'm not hungry anymore-

JD: But but- well- sighs and puts down the slice he was holding

R: crawls over and starts nibbling on the slice

F: Don't worry John! I like my pineapple! hugs it close to him

S: You're not even eating it-

F: I can't! It's spongebob's house!

S: ...right..

JD: Hmmm.. okay so I guess food was a bust.. probably shouldn't have made that the first activity

C: Yeah get real nobody does that-

JD: Alright NOT TOO MUCH I'M THE HOST HERE-

C: Then be a better one-

S: You can't go five minutes without being a jerk can you-

C: I'm the jerk?

JD: I AM A- groans frustratedly but starts to calm down, taking a deep breath

JD: You know what- nope- not gonna let you make me mad and ruin this night-

JD: inhales then exhales slowly, taking his list from his hair how about we move on to the next activity!

C: So we ARE going in order-

JD: NO I JUST MEAN- pulls on his hair UGHHHHHHHH

S: For the love of everything good Clay stop giving him a hard time he's actually TRYING-

C: sighs ..sorry

JD: looks at him with surprise

JD: Wait, seriously?

C: Yes nods slowly I am

S: Don't make him take it back- this is a rare moment in history-

JD: Right, right- nods well it's- it's fine

C: crosses his legs together and looks to the side, going completely silent

JD: looks at him then the rest of his brothers, tapping his legs gently

JD: Hummmm.. looks at the list again hey!

S,C,F: all look up at him

JD: Why don'tttt we try baking?

S,C,F: all look at each other contemplating the idea for a bit

C: looks back at John Uh- baking-?

JD: Uhhhh yeah why not?

C: We're not- bakers, you know-

JD: Buuuut it could still be fun!!

C: It's a one way ticket to burning this pod down- which- would honestly be cool but-

JD: Aw come onnn it's not like we're sculpting a.. sculpture! It's just baking! We'll have all the directions and everything!

F: raises his hand with a smile I wanna cake!

JD: Great! And bake-

F: Said that!

S: Yeah sure but- there's a teeny tiny thing you haven't considered-

JD: Andddd that is?

S: We're not- allowed in the kitchen unless we're getting a snack or dinner- especially after the.. fluffleberry incident-

JD: .....oh yeah

JD: BUT HEEEYYY we're having a slumber partyyyy I'm sure grandma will let us just this o-

—

RP: No

JD: AWE COME ON GRAM GRAM PLEEEAAASEEEE

RP: John you all know very well why I forbid any of you to do any sort of cooking around here except if you're warming up something in the microwave! You'll all make a mess or end up going at it with one anotherrrr or the food will burn and so forth! Just too chaotic!

C: I don't know if you knew this.. which is really crazy if you didn't but chaotic is literally our name and our game.. and that's coming from me-

RP: nods My point exactly

JD: BUT PLEASEEEE! It's just for the slumber party!!

RP: Hmmmm sighhh how can I trust that you won't do something crazy??

C: You can't-

S: elbows him

JD: Uhhmmmm.. you coulddd.. watch us?

RP: Well.. alright, I guess that works, but- what were you even thinking of baking?

JD: Hmmmmmmmmmmm-

JD: turns to his brothers what're we feelin-

S,C,F: look at each other

B: pops out of Floyd's hair BROWNIESSSSS!!

F: gaspsssss Oh great idea Branch!! claps

JD: Hum, not a bad idea actually

RP: Ah, alrighty then, brownies it is!

C: Meh, I was kinda in the mood for cheesecake

S: Mmh.. now I want some too

C: Specifically strawberry-

S: OOOOH YES the best KIND CAN WE HAVE CHEESECAKE INSTEAD-

B: NOOOOOO BROWNIIESSSS!!

C: NO CHEESECAKE FOR THE WIN LOSER-

F: DON'T CALL BRANCH A LOSER!!

B: RAAAAAAAAAAH- jumps out of Floyd's hair onto Clay

C: AHH- GET THE F- GRANDMAAAA-

RP: Nope- NOPE- grabs Branch we are NOT doing this again- Branch said brownies first and it's three against o-

JD: Actually I kinda want cheesecake too no-

RP: AGAIN Branch said brownies first so we're making BROWNIES- we can have cheesecake another time-

JD,S: Awwwwww maaaannnnn

C: BUT HE JUST ATTACKED ME-

RP: You called him a loser! But no no Branch, don't do that pokes Branch's chest two times gently

B: Sowwyyyy

RP: Alright, well let's go! walks to the kitchen

JD: WOOOOO BAKINNNN follows

F: YAAAAAYYYYYY follows as well

C: What if I said I'm allergic to brow-

RP: yells from the kitchen NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'VE HAD THEM BEFORE

C: UGHHHHHH throws his head back dramatically

C: First no buffalo wings.. then no cheesecake.. why does the world HATE ME trudges behind

S: I didn't get my taco bell and you don't hear me cryin about it-

BAKING

JD: Okay! So we gottttt eggssss, sugarrrr, flourrrr.. do we have cocoa powder??

RP: Let me check walks over to a cabinet

RP: opens it only to not see any inside Anddd we don't-

S: Guess that's our fault for being chocolate obsessed-

C: Like addicts?

S: ...yeah... how do you-

C: I've read things I shouldn't have

S:

C: Don't ask

S: Yeah I don't think I will

RP: sighs Well cocoa powder is one of the most important parts, I guess I'm gonna have t-

C: MAKE CHEESECAKE INSTEAD?

RP: GOOOO to the store and buy some!

C: I tried

RP: walks to the table to grab her purse and slings it over her shoulder I would bring you all, but if all I'm going for is the powder it really shouldn't take any longer than a little around ten minutes

F: Don't worry Grandma! We'll be the best big boys while you're gone!

RP: chuckles I would sure hope so, I'm trying to put more of my trust in you crazies anyway

RP: walks to the door and opens it before turning around I'll be back soon! Just wait for me okay?

BroZ: Okay Grandma

RP: walks out and closes the door behind her

C:

C: Did you know that cocoa in French is shi-

S: Clay-

C: WAIT lemme rephrase that- it's HIGH shi-

JD: ANYWAY

JD: turns Okay- someone look to see if we have cream cheese or whipped cream-

S: Wait what

C: Why?

F: I can John I can! goes to the fridge and tries opening it

S: walks over to him Whaaaat are you doing-

JD: To have it evenly balanced and fair, we're gonna be making BOTH cheesecake and brownies!

S: ...but that'll take forever-

JD: grabs his shoulders and looks him in eyes No brother

JD: C o m b i n e d

C: GAASSSSSPPP

S: blinks slowly

S: Is.. is that even a thing

JD: Pretty sure it is

C: WHO CARES IF IT ISN'T?! LET'S MAKE IT A THING!

JD: YEAH, EXACTLY!!

S: Well.. shouldn't be too bad I guess

F: comes from behind the fridge I found cheese! holds up a bag of shredded cheese But- it's not- cream.. cheese-

JD:

JD: That works- snatches the bag

F: YAAAAAYYYY

C: Uh-

S: Are you seriously gonna use shredded CHEESE?!

JD: It's the only type of cheese that we have! starts pouring it into a bowl with all the other ingredients

S: Just call and ask grandma to get cream cheese from the store!!

JD: No, because we already agreed on making brownies so she's gonna know what we're trying to do!! Now where's the whipped cream??

F: WE- don't have any-

JD:

F: But we have milk! smiles wide and holds up a jug of milk

JD: But.. but it's not- okay whatever the sugar will give it flavor snatches the jug and pours it into the bowl

S: Why are you even pouring everything in can't you just wait until we get the cocoa powder?!

JD: What are you thick- I JUST said Grandma's gonna know what we're doing if she sees any of this- 

S: No you DIDN'T

JD: ANYWAAAY WHO WANTS TO MIX!! shoves a large wooden spoon into the bowl and climbs off of a chair he was standing on

C: MEEE MOVE MOVE shoves literally nothing as he climbs up on the chair and looks into the bowl

It goes silent for a bit as Clay stares into the bowl full of unmixed ingredients trying to figure out what in the hell was going on in there

C: ...what is this hot garbage

JD: WHAT

C: I MEAN WOOOAAHH THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOOOODD starts mixing and holds back gags

S: We could never be in the food industry..

C: MIXING.. MIXING.. MIXING WHATEVER THIS MESS I- this spoon's not working for me throws it backward and hits a wall making a splatter and dunks his hands inside of it

JD: CLAY?!!

S: Dear god what the hell are you DOING

C: IT WAS GETTING ANNOYING

C: starts splashing and flopping his hands around everywhere not even mixing it fr SEE LOOK HOW EASIER IT I- gags oh man this is nasty-

JD: STOP IT YOU MORON YOU'RE JUST PLAYING IN IT!!

S: GET YOUR FILTHY DIGUSTING MITTS OUT OF THERE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

C: YOU ACT LIKE I PLAY IN THE DIRT OR DIG UP MY NOSE-

S: BECAUSE YOU DO!!!

F: looks over at Clay and watches him mix I think it's working!!

S: ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME THING?!? HE'S LITERALLY PLAYING PATTY CAKE IN IT!!

F: GASSSSPP HE IS?? I WANNA PLAY TOO!!

F: grabs a chair and pulls it up next to Clay and climbs on it CAN I??

C: SURE- THE MORE THE MERRIER

F: YAAAAAYYYY literally starts slapping the liquidy mess in the bowl making more of a mess

C: IT'S SO GROSS I HATE IT says that while whisking his hands all around inside the bowl

JD: blinks ever so slowly just staring at his two younger brothers ruin his already ruined creation

S: sighs heavily well.. can't get any worse right-

B: WHEEEEEE falls out of Floyd's hair and into the bowl.. again

F: gasps and laughs Braaaanch!!

C: Okay if it wasn't dirty before it most definetly is now-

JD,S:

JD: There's no way we're baking this-

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RP: You're baking it

JD: BUT GRANDMAAAA!!

C: It's so UGLY

RP: Well maybe y'all should've thought of that before deciding to NOT wait for me and make what was SUPPOSED to be our brownies it into a nasty slop! And you left the mess you made to dry!

S: Okay.. I just wanna clarify.. I had nothing to do with thi-

C: Spruce told us to do it

S: Look here you LITTLE-

F: Ohhh! whines and covers his face I knew I shouldn't have listened to Clay!!

C: LISTENED TO ME?! NO ONE TOLD YOU TO PUT YOUR GRUBBY EMO HANDS IN THE BOWL YOU SON OF A-

RP: HEY- I don't care who did what! Since you all decided not to listen we're gonna bake this how it is after I add this cocoa powder! opens the pack of cocoa powder she bought

JD: sighs heavily and drags a hand down his face

S: Maybe.. maybe it won't turn out so bad!

--

S: Oh it's horrible

The messy now baked slop that John wanted to call a cheesecake brownie was actually nothing more than a mud pie that was dipped in sewer water fifty times

C: ..hey, well- never said we had to EAT it right- cause you couldn't pay me a million dollars to put that in my mouth-

RP: sigh well if not that then nothing at all- your best bet is fudge rounds for dessert walks away

JD: OOOOOKAAAAYY.. BAKING was a bust! How do we move on with our lives now-

S: Well what's next on the list?

JD: takes out the list Uhhhh- OOH, games! How aboouutttt-

—

C: CATERPILLAR!

F: FLAMINGO!

B: BARNEY!

S: Seriously–

CHARADES (First game)

JD: is actually pretending to be lady gaga.. horribly

F: UHHHH, A.. a firefighter?

JD: stops and groans Ughhh no no no you all suck at this!

S: John ever stop to think that maybe it's YOU that sucks at this- I mean what are you even doing you've been dancing weirdly in that same chair for the past thirty minutes!!

C: YEAH!! WHAT ARE YOU LADY GAGA?

JD: NO- oh wait actually you got it

C: Huh really-

JD: ANYWAY the host can't suck at their own game! That's not how that works!

S: You didn't make the game-

JD: WHATEVER my point still stands!

S: Well whatever else may be standing doesn't include you because I'm going next-

S: gets up and walks to him and pushes him onto the couch Lemme take a crack at it

JD: Hmph crosses his arms

S: Hmmmm what should I beeee.. what should I beee..

C: FRANKENSTEIN! BE FRANKENSTEIN!

S: Well no and- now I CAN'T cause then you'll be able to know who I'm acting as!

F: What about pablo from backyard show??

B: stands up on the couch and sings aloud SUPER SPYYYYYYY

S: UGH NO LET ME FIGURE OUT FOR MYSELF!!

S: taps his chin OOH, got one!

S: does the MJ moonwalk

C: watches him do his act UHHHH.. SUPERMAN

S: pauses W-What- No- Not even close-

S: reverses and moonwalks in the other direction

F: MIRACULOUS LADYBUG?

S: NO-

S: spins and pretends to dip an invisible hat OW!

F: GASP ARE YOU OKAY?!?

S: No- No Floyd I was just acti-

B: CHICKEN SANDWICH!

S: NO- WHAT- HOW??

C: BATMAN!

C: SPIDERMAN!

C: THE HULK!

C: LARRY LOBSTER!

S: Okay you're just doing this on purpose now-

JD: And I'M the one who sucks at the game- huffs and leans back into the couch

S: Okay well I haven't heard any guesses from YOU joh-

JD: Michael Trollson

S:

S: sighs you got it-

JD: Yeah uh huh-

F: Can I have a turnnnn?

S: Yeah go ahead I'm done with this- sits back down

F: YAAAYYYYY hops off of the couch

C: Oh pssh- this'll be TOO easy

F: Hmmmm.. ooh!

F: flutters his arms around and jumps a little

S: A bird?

F: Nope!

JD: A butterfly?

F: Nope!

C: Yeah come on guys, he's obviously acting like a pterodactyl-

F: Nuooope!

C: What?!? Fairy?!!

F: Nuh uh!

S: sighs annoyedly What else could it even possibly be floy-

B: PINEAPPLEEEEE!!

F: stops and gasps Branch got it!!

JD,S,C: WHAT??!

F: Well- almost! It was a FLYING pineapple! giggles

JD,S,C:

C: gets up and walks forward Move it's my turn

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TWISTER (second game)

JD: spreads out the mat

JD: And there! Now I'll spin first-

C: Why you first!!

S: Why does it matter-

JD: Yeah exactly we're not going in any order grabs the wheel

JD: Now after I spin this I'm gonna give the wheel to Spruce because he's second oldest then he'll give it to-

C: YOU SAID WE WEREN'T GOING IN ANY ORDE-

JD: SHHHHH I'm trying to focus!

JD: spins the wheel Okay!! My first one is right foot red!

JD: puts his right foot on red then gives the wheel to Spruce

S: Spins the wheel left hand green

S: puts his left hand on green and slides the wheel to Clay

C: Hmph grabs the wheel and spins it

C: Right foot blue whatever- tosses the wheel backward and puts his right foot on blue

JD: looks back Floyd go!

F: Go where?

JD: ...spin the wheel

F: OOH! ...what whee-

JD: THE ONE clay threw.. just now- that landed by your feet-

F: looks down OOOHHH!! picks it up

F: ..what do I do?

C: facepalms SPIN THE STUPID THING!!

F: What stupid thi-

C: THE, W H E E L

F: How???

S: Push.. the black.. arrow..

F: ...okay!

F: spins the wheel

JD: Okay, now what did it land o-

F: Hehe! spins it again

JD: ..what are you doing-

F: This is fun! spins it again and giggles I like this game!

F: Wanna try Branch?? looks over at Branch who is sitting on the floor

B: nods excitedly while clapping

JD: blinks slowly

C: ..you IMBECILE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHAT IT LANDS ON AND THEN DO THE THING WHERE YOU PUT YOUR HAND YOUR FOOT YOUR BUTT WHATEVER ON THE COLOR YOU GOT-

S: sighs we're gonna be here a while

2 minutes later

JD: I CAN'T STAND LIKE THIS MUCH LONGER- I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK UNDER YOUR STINKY ARMPITS!!

S: OH YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?? TRY BEING STUCK UNDER SEÑOR CORNCHIPS OVER HERE!!

C: Hey listen YOU'RE the one who decided to slide their way under me-

S: THE WHEEL TOLD ME TO!!

C: Typical, blame the controller-

F: GUYS?? I-I'M GONNA FALL AND I HAVE TO PEEEEE!!

JD: WE CAN'T END THE GAME UNTIL SOMEONE FALLS!

C: I REFUSE to make that sacrifice-

S: tries nudging his side to make him fall

C: HEY- HEY CUT THAT OUT-

S: Cut what out- I'm just suffering over here-

C: Oh you think you're SO slick huh- nudges him back

S: I'M NOT GOIN DOWN nudges him harder

C: WELL NEITHER AM I!! nudges him harder

JD: QUIT IT YOU MORONS DID YOU FORGET I'M BETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU-

S,C: stop nudging each other then look at one another before looking at John slowly

JD:

JD: Oh no- NO NO NO YOU WOULDN'T-

S,C: start nudging him

JD: STOP IT- STOP IT- NO-

F: GUUUYSSSSSS I GOTTA GO REAL BAAADDD!!

C: TELL THIS LOSER TO FALL THEN! keeps nudging John

JD: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ME- wait- do you feel that-

S,C: stop nudging him feeling something moving that isn't them

B: is crawling overtop of all of them and just sits on top of them

B: YAAAAAYYY I WIINNNN claps

C: BRANCH WHAT'RE YOU- starts wobbling- NO-

S: Guess you're the sacrifice after all CLAY

C: NOOOO- ARGH I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT- kicks Spruce's side before falling

S: HEY- DOOF- falls on John's leg

JD: OW- falls as well on top of Floyd

F: just lays there Can't- breathe-

S: Ugh move! Cheater- pushes Clay off of him and sits up

C: sits up as well Hey it's not cheating if there's no rules against it‐

JD: sits up that could've went better

JD: pats the mat a few times ..why is the mat wet

F: is still laying there sorryyyy

JD,S,C: slowly turn their heads towards Floyd then look down at the mat which is now.. yellow instead of white

S: EW!!

C: AWE COME ON— jumps up and flips backward

JD: DANGIT FLOYD! GRANDMA'S GONNA KILL US!! picks him up and moves him then picks up the mat and flicks the pee off

S: WHY WOULD YOU- EUGHHH!! GAME OVER!! moves away

C: I think that's been ESTABLISHED ALREADY

F: I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T HOLD IT!!

B: LEMONADEEE!! tries to catch it

C: NO YOU MORON THAT'S PISS! picks him up

CONNECT 4 (Third game)

S: Isn't this a two player game-

JD: sets the game up on the living room table Yeah but we can all take turns- now WHO wants to play with me!

F: ME ME ME! raises his hand

JD: Alright Floyd sits him at the table and gives him the yellow coins you can be yellow

F: YAY

JD: And I'll be red! spreads his coins out now let's start

F:

F: How do you play?

JD:

S: drags a hand down his face

C: Who's idea was this-

JD: sighs you just gotta-

F: holds up a coin Is this candy??

JD: NO-

—

C: puts his last piece in I WIN

S: No you stupid I WON

C: NUH UH! I put mine on top of yours!

S: You're supposed to put four in a row that's why it's called connect FOUR!

C: WELL.. WELL.. grabs the entire game and flips it over making all the pieces fall out

JD: ..yeah moving on

MONOPOLY (Fifth game)

JD: Okay Clay, your go

C: I don't wanna play this stupid game anymore can we just play battleship!

S: WE literally JUST STARTED 5 MINUTES AGO

C: But I'm already losingggg

S: You only lost two hundred dollars just go so we can move on already!!

C: Ugh fiiineeeugh

C: grabs the dice and throws it across the room five

JD: ..how do you- that isn't-

C: moves his piece across the board five times

C: WHAT?! HOW AM I ALREADY IN PRISON?!?

S: Hah- that's funny

C: NO IT'S NO- URGGGGGHHH

C: flips the entire board game with the cards and pieces over

JD,S,F:

F: How do you play this game?

—

UNO (Last game)

JD,S,C: all giving each other death stares while holding up their cards

C: ...YOU'RE NOT SLICK SPRUCE

S: What did I do-

C: I KNOW you were trying to look at my CARDS

S: No I WASN'T and I'm not even anywhere NEAR YOU so HOW WOULD I-

JD: Either ONE OF YOU puts a card down or I-

S: slams down a +4 card Uno

JD,C:

JD: slowly turns to Clay

C: ..WHAT'RE YOU STARING AT

JD: It's not my turn

S: Yeah, so PICK EM UP LEMONHEAD

B: LEMONAAAADE!

S: NO!! GO BACK TO PLAYING CANDYLAND–

C: BUT- BUT- I HAVE AN UNO TOO!!

S: Doesn't matter, you still have to take 4, it's the rules

C:

C: NO

C: slams his last card down then grabs the stack and throws it in the air like confetti

F: IT'S RAININGGGG laughs and catches cards as they fall

JD,S:

JD: sighs Yeah I think we're done with games after this-

—

JD: Okay so I KNOW I said we were done with games after this but I have ONEEE more NONE of us can resist-

S: sighs and that is-

JD: holds up controllers VIDEO games!!

F: gasp YAAAAYYYY

C: And what makes you think this will be any less chaotic-

JD: Because we won't be battling against each other but helping each other this time now

JD: tosses all of them their controllers LET'S PLAY SOME DANCE DANCE REVOLUTI-

RP: BOYSSSS BATH TIIMEE

JD,S,C,F:

JD: UGHHHHHHHH

F: YAAAAAYYYYYY!!

JD,S,C: whip their heads towards him

F: What? I like bath time!

C: You're the ONLY ONE WHO DOES

S: I actually like it- just not when it's called bath time

F: Can me and Branch go first? Can we can we?!

C: No one's making any moves so you may as well

F: YAAAAYYY COME ON! picks up Branch and goes upstairs

JD: sighs well- we can always play the game while we wait our tur-

RP: AND NO PLAYING THE GAME UNTIL EVERYONE'S DONE

JD,C: UGHHHHH

JD: It's- OKAY! IT'S FINE! I can STILL make things fun I can still make this-

RP: JOHN GO UPSTAIRS WITH YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS SINCE THEY'RE BATHING FIRST

JD: WHAT IS MY LIFE!! throws his controller back and trudges upstairs

S,C: look at each other

C: ...so you come here often

S: Don't-

BATHTIME

F: Hehe! So soapy! splashes around in the water

B: I WANNA EAT ITTTT reaches his hand up to his mouth with soap on it

JD: NO- UGH FOR THE FIFTH TIME BRANCH REALLY slaps his hand away from his mouth

JD: Okay you two hands them both loofas remember to scrub under your armpits, your arms, legs, your stinky booties-

F,B: giggle

JD: And..  in your funny area! OKAY? GOT IT? Good you know what to do now gets up I'll just be-

F: Can you join ussss

JD: Anddddd absolutely not is walking to the door

F: BUT PLEEAAASSEEEEE

F: You'll make it more funnnn!

JD: stops by the door and sighs, fun repeating in his head

JD: ..I'm not actually gonna do it-

–

JD: is in the bath with the both of them while scrubbing himself with his own loofah

JD: raises his arm up while washing it And always be sure to keep the soap out of your-

JD: soap falls in his eye and he starts flailing around EEEEYYYYYEEEEEE-

B: laughs and claps DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN!

F: Uh- can you repeat that??

JD: quickly turns on the fossit and flushes his eye with water and sighs heavily, looking annoyed

JD: Keep, the soap, out, of your eyes

F: OOOOOOOHHHH, okay, I will!

JD: sighs anything else-

F: Hmmm.. you look funny without your glasses! giggles

JD: Oh well golly gee THANKS

F: Hehe! Like a completely different troll!

F: hugs him but you're still my big brother

JD: sighs and rolls his eyes and smiles a little and pats his back

F: pulls away can we play sailors and mermaids again?!

JD: Come onnnn Floyd we've been in here for a fat minute Spruce and Clay still need to wash up starts to get out of the tub while grabbing his towel

F: Awww okay, come on Branch starts getting up as well and grabs his towel

B: YAY jumps out of the tub and runs out of the bathroom butt naked

F: BRANCH-

JD: sees him OH WHAT THE-

B: from outside HI GRANDMA

RP: squeals from outside what in the world!!

JD,F: slowly turn to each other and start to smile, then burst into laughter

15 or so minutes later

JD: Oookay! claps his hands together I'm aware that it'ssss pretty late now and we're all pretty comfy in our jammiesss.. BUT UH-

JD: holds up the controllers again STILL UP FOR SOME GAMES??

S,C,F: all look at each other, looking bored or lazy

C: I'd rather read right now honestly pulls out a book

S: Yeah I'm not really in the mood anymore- especially after that bath- I MEAN SHOWER, SHOWER, I'M A MAN- but anyway yeah, I kinda just wanna wind down now

C: Funnily enough- that's the title of my book shows him his book that says 'book to read after you've had a nice bath and are ready to wind down'

S: Heh, nice leans back into the couch

JD: Oh, I- see lowers his arms

F: I'll play John! raises his arm

JD: sighs Floyd you don't even know how to play-

F: I can learn!

JD: Do you even feel like it

F: ....nooooooooo slowly shakes his head

JD: sighs OKAY! Uhhh-

S: Honestly maybe we should just go to be-

JD: NONONO WE CAN- WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE!

JD: Hmmmm.. comfy.. wind down.. hm hm hmmm..

JD: widens his eyes How ABOOOUUTT A MOVIE! YEAAAHH BOOYAAHH!!

S,C,F: look at each other again

S: That's.. actually not a bad idea

JD: YEAAH YEAH YEAH SEE! WHO ELSE!

C: Well- yeah, okay

F: YEAHHH movie movieeee!! claps

JD: GREAT! claps then it's settled! We're ending the night with a good ol film!

JD: You guys go to the kitchen and find snacks that you want and I'll set up the TV! puts the controllers away

C: POPCORNNNN hops off the couch and runs to the kitchen

F: OOH OOH I want popcorn too!! dashes to the kitchen

B: BROWNIESSS pops out of Floyd's hair

S: Suddenly everyone is full of energy again- gets up and follows behind

––

C: Okay Floyd you look for the popcorn and I'll grab other snacks

F: Okai! looks in different cabinets

C: Hmmm.. I'm kinda in the mood for a smoothie.. looks in a cabinet and finds a blender, smiling deviously

S: walks into the kitchen and grabs a few snacks like fruit snacks and chips and pastries until he sees Clay with the blender

S: ...what are you doing

C: I want a smoothie! puts the blender down

S: You must be a MODERN MORON IF-

C: Why modern??

S: I dunno, it was a typo and goldie thought it was funny so she kept it in-

C: ...makes sense

S: ANYWAY, you already know we're not allowed to cook in the kitchen!!

C: But it's not cooking it's just blendingggg!

S: EITHER WAY!

F: I found the popcornnnn! is holding a bag of popcorn

C: GREAT! Open it while I grab some fruit to make this smoothie- goes to the fridge

S: siiighhhh well now I can't risk going anywhere because you might do something stupid! leans against the table

C: What's so stupid about LITERALLY just putting fruit in a blender puts stuff like strawberries blueberries and UNPEELED bananas into the blender

S: ..the stupid part is YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING

C: I know exactly what I'm doing looks at him with a raised eyebrow while grabbing mayo thinking it's whipped cream

S: ..yeah okay enjoy your nasty smoothie

F: has been trying to open the popcorn bag but has been struggling Ughhhh! I can't get it! Clay can yo-

C: I am a VERY FOCUSED MAN RIGHT NOW is pouring.. an unholy amount of syrup into the smoothie now

F: blinks then turns Spruce can you help meee holds the bag out to him

S: sighs Sure Floyd grabs the bag and tries opening it as well but also struggles what the-

S: pulls harder why's it so hard to open!!

F: Hmmmm takes it back then goes to the steps

C: walks over Okay pouring is done what's up

S: He can't get the popcorn bag open

C: Oh- pssh- that's easy- be right back walks away

S: raises an eyebrow oookay

F: Grandmaaaaa!!

RP: Yesssss?

F: We can't get the popcorn bag open!!

RP: Just find a knife or scissors baby, and have your older brother open for yo-

C: HEY IT'S FINE holds up Branch BRANCH FOUND THE CHAINSAW WE GOT IT

B: YEAAAHHH!! is holding a chainsaw

JD: turns on the couch WHAT

S: WHERE DID YOU—

RP: WHAT?!?@?@?! dashes downstairs

F: OOOOHH it's so prettyyy!!

C: hears a noise in the back OH I NEED TO GO CHECK ON MY SMOOTHIE- BRANCH YOU OPEN IT puts him down next to the back and runs to the kitchen

B: YAAAAYY

S: PUT THAT THING DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!!

C: runs to the blender that is shaking around unnaturally but gives no reaction to it

C: Alright! Seems to be blendin pretty well!

C: ...hm- grabs it and starts to take off the top I wonder- ABQLBBSLW- gets splatted with mushed up fruits and.. other ingredients

RP: is running downstairs WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHAINSAW WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN HE-

S: is holding Floyd back while Branch sits there with the chainsaw like it's no big deal

B: looks up at her with a smile

RP: ...Branch- honey- I need you to put that thing down immediatel-

B: But popcorn!

RP: IIIIII will open the popcorn OKAY you just- you just put that.. that thing down and-

RP: hears noises in the kitchen Oh what now!

RP: points at Branch Stay here and don't move! speeds off

B: looks at her then back at the chainsaw

RP: What is going o- CLAY!!

C: I CAAAANT TURN IT OOOFFFFF- is nearly covered in his now ruined smoothie

RP: HOW DID- WHY DID- UGHHH snatches the blender from him and unplugs it

C: PHEW.. WOW.. THANKS GRANDMA, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DROWN AND DIE, YOU COULD BE THE NEXT AVENGER!

RP:

RP: Go get in the bath, right now.

C: But I just had a ba-

RP: CLAY

C: Okay love you bye! hops away and licks some of the smoothie off him ew that does not taste good-

RP: sighs heavily and drags a hand down her face until she hears a loud revving noise coming from the living room ..what-

S: from the living room GRANDMAAAA HE TURNED IT OONNNNN-

RP: ...how he even GOT that thing is BEYOND ME I DON'T EVEN KEEP THOSE KINDS OF WEAPONS AROUND HERE!! puts the blender down and runs into the living room

JD: So uh- we still watchin a movie-

MOVIE

BroZ: all sitting on the couch quiet, with all of their respective snacks

JD: taps his legs quietly with his fingers, staring at nothing

JD: ...SOOOO WHILE YOU ALL WERE DOING YOUR NONSENSE IIIII was able to pick out something!

S,C,F: look over at him

JD: I very much thiiink- that weeee should waaaaatch-

C: Can we watch titanic?

JD: What the- no I just said I picked something already! And why titanic it's too- romancy and depressing!

F: I like romance!

JD: HUSH

C: Exactlyyyy! If you ignore the yucky blucky romance the sad parts are really goo-

JD: Okay just because you're in a sad book club doesn't mean everyone else wants to be-

C: LISTEN HERE bucko sad books are actually VERY educational with VERY GOOD lessons!

JD: Yeah whatever well we're still not watching it no one else wants to- looks over right?

S: Nope

F: What's tight camping?

S: Titanic

F: Said that

JD:

JD: Yeah see no one

C: UGHHHHHH fine can we watch real steel then!!

JD: No!

C: BUT IT'S ROBOOTSSS

S: Let's just watch robots then!

C: NO THAT'S STUPID!

S: Oh my– sigh

F: Ooooh ooh ooh can we watch the spongebob movie?!?

C: Oh my God NO

F: Whhyyyyy!!

C: You ALWAYS wanna watch spongebob!

F: Noooo! Not the show the movie!

C: ...just put on avengers or something

JD: You guys DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THE MOVIE I PICKED

B: CROCKOOOOO!

JD: NO WE'RE NOT WATCHING THE CROCKO MOVIE AGAIN– STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT EXISTS–

B: throws his crocko plush at his face

JD: YIPE- oh you little-

C: You probably picked something stupid that's why

JD: WHY ASSUME THAT

C: BECAUSE.. I dunno I JUST WANNA WATCH ICE AGE

S: Why do you keep switching from movie to movie!!

C: BECAAAUUSSEEEEE.. I dunno

F: OOOOOH can we watch Hotel Trains in Pennsylvania!?!? With Mr. Vampire??

C: ...Hotel Transylvania and his name is DRACULA

F: ..who?

C: grabs a pillow and shoves his face in it and screams

JD: NOOOOOO! EVERYONE SHUSH!!!

S,C,F: turn to him

JD: ...I wanted us to watch Horton hears a who :D

S,C,F:

S: Alright that's it snatches the remote

JD: HEY!! GIVE THAT- tries grabbing it

S: NO- I'M NOT DOING THIS– searches this different movies

C: HEY NO- YOU SKIPPED PAST THE GOOD DINOSAUR– jumps ontop of him PLAY ITTTTT

S: I'M NOT PUTTING THAT NONSENSE ON THE TV keeps switching past movies while dodging their hands

JD: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SUGGEST A MOVIE!! pushes his face

S: WELL I'M PUTTING MEAN GIRLS ON clicks on the remote

B: climbs on top of all of them
CROCKOOOOO 👹

F: GUUUYSSSS CAN WE WATCH NEMOOOOO

JD,S,C: NO!! shout while fighting each other for the remote

RP: HEY!!! shouts from upstairs

JD,S,C: stop fighting

RP: If none of you are gonna agree on what movie to watch then you all MAY AS WELL just GO TO BED! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE ARGUING FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT

JD,S,C: look at each other

S: Ugh, whatever gets off of them I'm tired anyways goes upstairs

C: rolls his eyes and climbs off the couch then goes to the steps

C: Worst slumber party ever goes upstairs

JD: looks at the remote that he's now holding and sighs, putting it down and sliding on the couch then eventually off of it before making his way to the steps

F,B: look at each other then back at John sadly

—

A few minutes later

BroZ: all laying in their beds quiet, not saying a word to each other

JD: is petting Rhonda gently as he stares into space before sighing quietly

JD: Sorry that– the slumber party didn't turn out as fun as I hoped it'd be, or- end liked I hoped either, I didn't mean to ruin everything

Silence

F: Well.. mumbles quietly, careful not to wake Branch I had fun John!

JD: That's great Floyd, but, just.. just go to sleep okay? It's over now holds Rhonda and turns to his side

F: frowns and turns to his side as well

JD: starts to close his eyes slowly when he feels something hit his face

JD: Ow! What the- looks over to see Clay holding his pillow

JD: Clay? What're you doing??

C: It's not a slumber party without a pillow fight smirks

JD: What?

C: I don't wanna end the night boring either, and- a lot of the stuff that happened was kinda my fault too, so, gotta make it up with somethin right?

JD: starts to smile slowly and sits up

C: Now come on before I actually get tired!! If I couldn't win the games I'm SO winning this climbs down from his bed

JD: Oh ho ho you're onnnn laughs and grabs his pillow and climbs down come on Rhonda!!

R: makes an excited armadillo noise and climbs down from the bed as well

F: hears and sees them and sits up and gasps what are we playingggg I wanna join!!

JD: Pillow fight!! Batter up buster! whacks Clay with his pillow playfully

C: HEEYYYY I wasn't ready! hits him back

F: giggles YAAAAYYY grabs his pillow and climbs off of his bed

S: sees them down below Eh, why not grabs his pillow and slides down his bed and joins

JD: is laughing and swinging his pillow until he stops hold on, this would be a LOT better with some MUSIC! What do we wanna listen to?! I'm kinda thinkin-

All: TAYLOR SWEETS!/USHER/TROLLANA!/KATY BERRY!

Pause

JD: ...WHY NOT ALL!!

S,C,F: YEAAAAHHHHH!!

PILLOW DANCE FIGHT (last activity)

JD: grabs his radio and starts putting on the songs

JD: OKAY ALRIGHT– ARE WE DOIN TEAMS OR WHA-

C: HIYAAAAHHHH whacks Spruce with his pillow

S: HEY YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD! whacks him back

JD: ...GUESS NOT! LET'S BATTLE! starts throwing hands- or- pillows- as well

F: WHEEEEE just swings his pillow everywhere

All: laugh while hitting each other with their pillows and dancing to the music, ending the night perfectly