Carly (Also known as the main character)
Carly....oh Carly, The messy, Crush filled, Strong, Tomboy, CARLY, oh great.... Her catch phrase is "Be messy, stay messy."
Yeah......don't want to be around her unless you want your room to wreck, into ashes, pieces of rubble, GARBAGE, Yeah, you get the idea...

Mike (Also known as the father)
He is VERY stubborn, that overprotective dad you NEVER wanted, though, he still hates the thought if cleaning, like everyone else in this family....

Karen (Also known as the mother)
Karen, innocent, innocent, Karen... To be honest, she's the most neat in this house, she'll throw away garbage...and clean the clothes....that's about it... Yeah, I told you this place is messy...

Ben (Also known as the brother of Carly)
Ben, well....he's....something else.... He's a ladies man, a flirt, but he's gay, he's admitted it to his family, they easily accepted him, but he didn't say it to the world yet, but he's STILL. MESSY.

Sally (Also known as Carly's younger sister)
She's the most innocent, she has no clue what's going on and thinks being this messy, were sorry for you Sally, so, so, SOOOOOOO sorry.

Ally (Also known as Carly's BITCH older sister)
Ally, well, she just a bitch who has no care in the world for other people, I fuckin hate her, and I always, fucking, will.

Barker (Also known as Carly's Dog)
Yeah, he's pretty much just a pooping, fat dog...