Do you want to write a book that will get many reads?

Do you want young readers to be drawn to your books?

You've come to the right place.

I will give you the tips you need to write a generic, cliche book that will get you all the reads you want.

Want other authors to hate you for getting millions of reads for stupid reasons?

I'll show you how to do it.

Follow these simple instructions, and you'll do just fine. ;)