" Travis you don't know what hard work is " said Craig .
" Yes I do " Travis said , "that's why I not do any ."
2
A couple are kissing at the fireplace the boy asks"Tell me the truth Bridget am I th first guy you kissed ?"
The girl replied ,"why of course you silly boy"
Muttering to herself " you men always ask the same questions ."
3
Two girls are in their room
"O you think I look pretty?" One asks .
"In a way " the other said .
"What way?"
"Far away."
4
"Travis I got a lot of reader Mail on your last column for the paper."says Ben
" They said it was terrible , complete nonsense , " he continued .
"Got any favourable comments?" Travis asked.
" Travis those were the favourable comments ."
5
"Miss Ray's class is the toughest one guy said to the other .
" I like it ," the other said "her lectures are better than warm milk for helping me doze off ."
6
"Boy are you lucky Mike " a guy said to the other , "you just saved $20 "
"I did ?" The other said in amazement .
" I was gonna borrow $25 but I'll settle for $5."
7
"This dog is as intelligent as I am " said jerry .
"Max sure had me fooled!" Alex said rubbing max's ears .
" I thought he was a smart dog!"
8
" A lifetime sentence must be the worst sentence imaginable," a guy said to another .
" I can think of the worst sentence ," a guy said " the ones you have to write for English ."