Chapter 3 - I'll have some B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

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UPDATE : Fixed a plot hole
Hey guys, Waifu master here, not much to say here, so lets jump in shall we?

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You walk defeated to your car and you enter it, but as expected Louise is having a hard time entering but she eventually does and she enters the car.
Your POV

You : I can't believe it, I guess this wasn't the place, maybe I can... yeah that will work. " Hey Louise, what do you think of eating some pizza? "

Louise : " Sounds nice! Although I wonder what it is? Can you describe it? "

You : " Of course, just let me back up... Alright, well pizza is a food that is large and has a disc shape, it has a layer of tomato sauce, and a top layer of cheese, with toppings on top of it, theres a lot of stuff you can put on it, just don't put bones on the pizza. "

Louise : " Sounds interesting, I wonder how it will taste? "

After some driving you get home and Louise destroys your car by accident, it's all dented and ripped apart, of course you'll call Ms.Smith to give you a new one but you decide not to worry for now, you call your nearbye pizzeria and you decide to order your favorite Pizza and Louise decides she'd prefer to taste yours instead so you order two of them. After that you get comfy on the couch and Louise cuddles next to you, lately the weather has been really windy near your new home so you decide to check the weather channel.

TV : " And today we can expect another sunny day, some rain near sun down, a nice gentle breeze to help you cool off for the rest of the day. Over here i- "

You : " Hmm... odd isn't it? The weather man says that it will be breezy but this feels like it could turn into a hurricane. You think he's wrong? "

Louise : " How could the weather Wizard be wrong... isn't he magical? Shouldn't the Sylph's have told him? Are they angered? "

You : " Well no not exactly, we use science here, not magic. But whatever i'm sure it will be fine anyways, so lets see what's on the television. "

You start flipping through channels and you find your favorite show and you watch a couple episodes when you hear a door bell and you open the door, you see the delivery guy holding the pizza tight as there seems to be a lot of wind, he hands you the pizza and you give the money, he leaves and you close the door.

You : " Pizza time,come on Louise it's time to eat your very first pizza, hold on let me video tape it! "

Louise : " Oh please, it's just food how good can it be? So how do I eat this I just, oh look it came off... ooh, it's all melty... I guess I could eat it right? I kind of am grossed out by it... "

You : " Oh come on Louise, you said you were hungry! Just eat it trust me it's good! Just tast it, just a  little nibble "

Louise : " Alright fine. "

Her face shows that she really likes the pizza, her eyes are twinkling and all that other good stuff you smile but soon you see her eating the entire by herself, cheese and tomato sauce is being thrown all over the place, after that she was smiling and showing a big toothy grin. Said grin had a bunch of sauce on it so you kind of thought it was blood, over all you were just disgusted but you can't complain about it, it probably just means that she enjoyed it, too bad you were in the splash zone.

You : " Well it looks like you certainly enjoyed it, i'll just... go wash up "

Louise : " Wait! Um... i'll clean you up, well not me actually... "

Ted : "Finally! Some grub! You've been forgetting to feed me, and don't worry kid, if I bite you... let's just sa-"

Zed : "Put a sock in it Ted! Just eat and if you so much as bite him I will rip you off of Louise! "

Ted : " Whatever, just let me eat. "

You : " Ugh.. no thanks it's fine rea-"

You soon felt a bunch of licking all over your body, Zed and Ted were both eating off of you and honestly, it felt like wet snakes were being placed on you and left to slither around you, it was a gross feeling, but it was done really quickly.

Zed: " See! That wasn't so bad huh? "

You : " Well... it certainly was something "

Louise : " Wait they missed a little something on your cheek "

She then lean down and licked it off of you, she then licked her lips and squirmed a bit before realizing what just happened

Louise : " umm... i'll just go take a bath! "

You : " Ok, don't forget to lock the door! " man, that was awkward, my clothes are all slimy and gross *shivers* how can people like tentacles... I feel violated. Oh wait the Garbage truck goes by here today, guess I should go take out the trash (and i'm not talking about your waifu. OHHH XDDDDDD 🔥👌💯 i'm going to FUCKING shoot my self)  looks like the wind has stopped, well I guess the weather man was right. There you go trash man, here's my tra- " WOAH "

You are suddenly thrown back by a sudden burst of wind and you fall back, you rub your head and look around, this wasn't the wind at all, IT'S AN ENEMY STAND! scratch that, it's probably some monster. You stand up and run for your door but instead you get blown back into one of your own bushes, you get up and you look around, all you saw was a quick blur of movement, You soon hear a gush of wind and you get knocked on to your destroyed car. You try to stand up but you decide it's better to just give up, suddenly you see two shadows looming over you and you freak out

You : " I'm poor and I don't have anything of value besides my life! I'm not worth- wait who the fuck are you two ?!

Suddenly the tallest goes up to you and stands MENACINGLY, she then points to her self.

??? :  " My name is Hanako, who are you? we need directions"

You suddenly hear her voice and you recognise it as broken engrish... god damn it it's so funny, you were scared for your life but this is just too funny, you start to chuckle but she just looks at you with an angry expression

Hanako : " Don't laugh at me! Grr... Hanan you deal with him! "

Hanan : " Excuse me mister, but we need to find somebody, we lost our Exchange program Accomadator and we need to find somebody, his name is... Y/N L/N, do you perhaps know where he is? "

You're honestly surprised, you expected her to speak engrish as well but she speaks fluent english! Although she does have a noticable  japanese accent, but it's understandable to say the least. You then stand up and dust your self off.

You : " Well congratulations you've found him, it's a pleasure to meet you two! You know, besides the whole, windy thing, and those... scary arm-scythes. Well come on in! "

Hanan : " Actually, it's three, right Haru! " 

From behind Hanako comes off a much smaller smaller who looks timid to say the least, she must be afraid to move in with you, you know how to deal with and try your best to calm her down

You : " Well hey there, i'm Y/N , I'm going to be taking care of you and your sisters, we're going to have a lot of fun together, so don't worry, well anyways this is a long enough introduction come on lets get in "

You lead them into your house and they all seem amazed to see all the cool stuff, well everybody except the tall one, she seems rather indignant about it.

You : " well your rooms are upstairs, take any, although... how come you guys came to me when I didn't even recieve  a notification or something? "

They were all gone so you were talking to nobody, you then check your phone and look what you find in your spam... Ms.Smith's email

You : hmm... Kaimatachi huh? Well three of them is a bit much, but if she gave it me then that must mean I'm competent enough

Meanwhile everybody who has volunteered were freaking out because suddenly they were given more monster girls then they bargained for, god damn it Ms.Smith why can't you do your job right, YOU HAVE ONE JOB!

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Hey guys Waifu master here, we finally met the triplets, by the way, things will get really crazy next chapter, hopefully you really are "competent" enough to deal with them, also sorry for the late upload, I was goofing around for the past couple of hours before I realized I wasted way too much time so please forgive, it's completely my fault, anyways this is Waifumaster signing off, ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!

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