It's been a while since Giyuu's recovery. He was going to visit Aoi to say sorry for bothering her while he was unwell. He also wanted to go ask Kyojuro how Upper Rank Three looks and to ask if he was okay. 

A/N: In this, Kyojuro was about to fight Cancer Ce- I mean, play basketba- I mean, he was about to fight Akaza, but then the Sun came up. So Akaza ran away. 

He was quite far away from the Estate. 

When suddenly, he heard some yelling. 

He couldn't make out what was happening. 

'One of the voices sounded like the Sound Pillar..'

He ran towards he Estate, only to find the boys. 

Giyuu looked at the trio of Zenitsu, Tanjiro, and Inosuke following Uzui. 

"Oh, Giyuu-San! Nice to see you!"

"Tanjiro.."

"Yes, Giyuu-San?" 

"Why was there so much screaming?" 

Tanjiro explained what had happened. 

"I see.. so, the Sound Pillar is a perverted pedo-"

"TOMIOKA-SAMA! I THINK THAT TANJIRO AND INOSUKE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" 

"Oh, sorry." 

"What did you call me, Tomioka?" 

"..."

"Answer me." 

"Well, Tanjiro told me what happened..."

"And?"

"I think you may be a perverted pe-"

"..."

"You got it all wrong, Tomioka..." 

"Guys, how about I explain?"

"Okay, Zenitsu." 

Zenitsu then proceeded to explain it in a way that both sides were not antagonized. 

"Oh, okay." 

"OI, HAN-HAN HAORI, FIGHT ME-" 

Inosuke was karate-chopped in the neck by Giyuu.

"This boar dude doesn't ever leave me alone.." 

"Well, I'll be taking my leave then. Ganbare." 

Giyuu was about to leave when..

"Tomioka! Wait!" 

"Huh?" 

"Stand there."

"Okay, Uzui-San."

Uzui stared at Tomioka for 10 seconds and then exclaimed:

"WHAT'S YOUR GENDER?"

"Male."

"..."

"Okay.. I think that I''ll need you to tag along for this mission." 

"Why?"

"You look like a goddamn woman yet a man at the same time. that's why." 

"Oh, okay." 

Time-skip to Uzui's house

"My flamboyant wives aren't here, so apply your make-up yourselves."

The boys then got ready. 

Uzui took one good look at Giyuu and..

"WHAT? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? TOMIOKA'S SISTER?" 

"What, no?" 

"THEN WHO ARE YOU?" 

"I'm Giyuu."

"I KNOW THAT! I MEAN, HOW DID YOU PUT YOUR MAKE-UP ON SO PERFECTLY? AND YOUR KIMONO AND HAIRPIN MATCH YOU PERFECTLY!"

"I've even practiced my lady voice." 

"Wha-"

"It sounds like this." 

"..." 

A/N: Giyuu's outfit:

Kimono:

Hairpin:

A/N: I NEED THAT PIN OMFG IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL-

"ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY?"

"Yes, I am very much sure.." 

"..."

"You can ask my Sensei." 

"Why?" 

"He gave me a bath when I was nine since my limbs were all broken from falling down the mountai-"

"OKAY, GOT IT!" 

"But how did you apply your make-up and wear your kimono so perfectly?" 

"My Nee-San used to give me lessons." 

"OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT? AND WHY?"

"She told me that I might need to dress up as a girl one day." 

"..." 

"My head's getting dizzy." 

"Take rest, Uzui-San." 

The three boys appeared. 

"Dear God, they're ugly.."

"Leave them to me." 

"Okay, Tomioka." 

After a few hours, appeared three.. YOUNG GIRLS? 

"Inosuke was an easy one, since he looks so much like a girl that I was shocked. Beyond words." 

"HAHA! HAN-HAN HAORI ACCEPTED MY CHALLENGE, IN RETURN, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS NOT SPEAK, WEAR STUFFY CLOTHES, AND ACT KIND AND GENTLE LIKE A GIR-"

"Wait-"

"Zenitsu's hair was easy, but his face took a bit of time."

"Ehehe. Sorry."  

"Tanjiro was the hardest. Sure, he's a kind boy.. but.."

"But what?"

"He's an ugly girl." 

"I can't say no to that, Giyuu-San! Hahaha!" 

"So it took me a while." 

"I apologize for using your wives' clothing and hairpins. Our haoris didn't match."

"No problem." 

"Now let's get going, gentleme-, I mean, ladies!"

To be continued! 

Byeeeeee!!