*insert pic of cute raccoon*

We begin with our fierce and mighty samurai up against a huge, viscous guard dog.
"This is my home raccoon!" the dog growls staring intensely with his blood thirsty eyes, "And you won't be taking anything without my permission!"
"We'll see about that," our hero replies as he pulls a katana (a type of sword) out.
The crazy dog runs at our mighty samurai as he positions his sword in front of him, ready to strike. The canine is right on top of him now. The samurai jumps up and land gracefully down again as the dog is about to grab him and it lands face first in the ground.
The hurt dog whimpers, "You're no fun to play with," as he rubs his throbbing nose.
"Maybe don't run at me next time, fluffy," the raccoon says, "I win again so I'll be taking my trash now. It was fun playing with you!" He picks up his new food and puts it in his bag. "I'll be off now," he says as he puts the bag over his shoulder. "Cya tomorrow for our next play fight!"

Our heroic raccoon walks away happily as he has defeated his enemy.