"Ok this world is mostly just for some laughs as it revolves around a theory Mineta made after izuku decided to tell everyone his quirkless past". I said

"Sigh knowing him it's probably something involving women" said iida

"You are right" I said

Ok le.. I was cut off by Ochako who ran to the bathroom with izuku following

"Ok like I was saying before I was cut off let's start" I said

"And that's how my quirk manifested turns out it was always there the doctor just did not know the conditions to awaken it so I was pretty much quirkless my whole life until I decided to work out" Said izuku

"Wait if your dads quirk is spitting fire and your moms is attraction of small things then wouldn't you have pyrokinesis or something" asked Momo

"Normally yes but it a rare case we're the child can be born with a quirk completely different from the his or her parents" said izuku

"Meanwhile in Minetas room ok yes I got I finally got I know your secret now midoriya" (An:cue evil laugh)

"Sigh his room is surprisingly normal well excluding the whole pin up board with his theory on it" said Mina

"Oh it doesn't matter if you have a quirk or not you are still amazing Deku kun and I am lucky I decided to claim you before someone else took you" said Ochako as she kisses his cheek

"Ok we're back what did we miss" asked Ochaco as she sits on izukus lap while he hugs her and put his hands on her stomach

"Not much izuku telling them he was quirkless and made a lie about how his quirk manifested" said Kirishima

"I call bullshit on you being born quirkless midoriya" screamed Mineta

"I believe you were born with two quirks both needing a special requirement to activate and here is why"

"So his father spits fire and his mom attracts small objects what if he got a fusion of his parents quirks but instead of getting pyrokinesis he got attraction of hot things! And not in the sense of other heat sources" said Mineta

"I believe his secret quirk allows him to attract hot chicks to him featuring exhibit A Ochako she is the second hottest girl in class and she not only always with him but he even got her to become his girlfriend". Next is

"Now I know togas a villain but she is still good looking girl" Said Mineta

"So in conclusion I found out your secret midoriya you bastard stop using it us other guys need a woman in our life and we won't get that if you're stealing them all" Said Mineta

"Oh my hahaha laugh izuku and Ochako that is the most ridiculous theory I have ever heard" said izuku and ochako

"No it not it all makes sense now you have been using it the whole time but it Never manifested until you hit puberty" said Mineta

He was gonna say more but was knocked out by Bakugo with him screaming "stfu you shitty pervert"

"Omg that makes so much sense" said Kaminari

"What no it does not" said everyone else

"If this was true then Deku would have had a girlfriend in middle school because he started puberty at that time so his quirk should have done exactly what you said but everyone avoided him like the plague" said Bakugo

"Yeah you have real evidence to prove that Mineta maybe you should stop thinking with your dick for once and start using your head" Said izuku

"Yeah" said Ochaco

"and even if that was true Deku is mine no other girl can have him the second they try I am throwing them to the moon" Said ochako

"Ok that is enough!!!!" Screamed iida

"it 11:30pm we have school in the morning so go to bed and we will all forget about this for the time being" said iida

Hey guys sorry for the really long update but hey at least I posted one now right anyways this ones short as it's based off a meme I found but either way enjoy