Here's the next chapter.......
Warning slight mature content ahead.....

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I roll my eyes at Lucifer, at him being perverted earlier, poking my boobs, and hang my towel back up, and I then finished up showering, and get out of the shower, me drying off, putting my deodorant on, and then combed my short hair in order, then dressed in a black and red Nirvana shirt, and black sweatpants, and panties, but no bra.
I grab my dirty clothes, and put them in the clothes hamper in the laundry room.

I walk into the living room, and Lucifer was watching Van Helsing, the 2004 movie with Hugh Jackman.
"You can shower now.
I'll look for you something to wear."

He paused the movie, and stood up, and walked over to me.
"That movie is ridiculous."
He complained.

"Well I like that movie.
One of my favorite actors is in it, Hugh Jackman."
I sassed him, placing my hands on my chubby kidney areas.

"Horrid taste."
He walked by me.
"But at least I was entertained."

When he walked into the bathroom I mutter.
"Then why bitch, moan, and complain?"

Well whatever, I'll look into my closet and see what he can wear of my clothes.
I thought to myself, and go to my room, and looked in my closet, looking at my hung up clothing, and I found him a shirt he could wear, my blue Versailles shirt that I had customized, though it's a little snug on me, still fits too, I think it would fit him really well, and I grabbed a pair of my sweatpants that had the words in white that said Star Wars.
I tug them off their hangers, and then go to the living room, finding Lucifer butt ass naked on the couch, his thighs crossed over the other, his dick and balls showing, which I had to fight hard to look at him in the face instead of his schlong and balls.
I throw the clothes on his balls and dick, and he flinched.
"Watch the jewels!"
He growled out.

"Cover up immediately!"
I cover my eyes, and he laughed at me.

"You never seen a guy naked before?"
He sassed me as I heard shuffling of clothing.

"I have, but I don't want to see you butt ass naked in my house!"
I retort sarcastically back.

"Yet you aren't wearing a bra, so that's cheating to me."
He sassed me back.

"Women swell in their ribs and breasts if we wear bras too long, and we hurt from it, especially if our boobs are big, and mine are big."
I sass him sarcastically back.

"I know, I poked them."
He sassed back.

"Don't remind me of you being a perv earlier by doing that."
I retort sarcastically.
"Now are you decent?"

"Clothed?"
He asked.

"Yes!"
I retort back.

"I am."
I uncover my eyes, and sigh in relief he was wearing my Versailles blue shirt, and my Star Wars black sweats, the shirt was a little snug on him, and he did have a normal guy body of a man in his forties I guess.
"Thank you for listening to me.
In my house I can go without a bra, unless there's other guests, except for you.
I swell up and hurt too much wearing them too long."

"Yeesh I understand.
You're very annoying when you're demanding."
He sassed me, and folds his arms to his chest.

"If you ruin that shirt you owe me thirty-five dollars."
I sass him and he rolled his eyes at me.

He moved his right hand in a yapping mouth gesture.
"Memememememe."
He mocked me, which reminded me of Eric Cartman in South Park doing that, and I had to hold in laughing at him in a mocking way.

"You're an ass."
I sass him, rolling my eyes at him.

"You know you love me."
He sneered at me.
"What's for breakfast?"

"High fiber pancakes and turkey bacon."
I tell him.

"Oh goodie, more defecating."
He sassed me.

"Well you asked, and it's normal to make you shit, so quit complaining."
I sass him as I walk over to the kitchen.

"Angels aren't supposed to defecate."
He retorts back.

"As I told you angels don't exist."
I retort back as I get pans out, and also the high fiber pancakes mix.

"Oh I forgot you think I'm an alien, wait no I didn't."
He says sarcastically.

"Well, Mister Alien, under my roof you'll obey my rules of the house, remember that.
You must respect the head of the household, which is me."
I sass him back.

"I don't take orders."
He retorts to me, and I look over my shoulder, seeing him standing an inch behind me, him looking displeased I said what I said.
"Especially from a filthy mortal."

"As I said, it's my household, and what I say goes, and if you don't like it, then deal with it."
I tell him, me looking forward, as I was whisking the batter of the high fiber pancakes with honey peanut butter, making it thick, and I already sprayed my pan, and then I poured the batter into the pan of two pancakes, and soon one side  browned, I turned them both over, and I felt him still standing behind me, watching me.

"You are ignoring me."
He complained, and sat on a stool at the bar.

"No, I'm hyper fixated on my task at making breakfast."
I tell him honestly.
The pancakes were done, which I put them on a plate, and then I made several more, and we both had four pancakes each on our plates, then I started using the same pan to cook the turkey bacon, fixing us four slices each, and once they were crispy enough, I set them each on our separate plates.

I then hand him his plate.
"I'll get the syrup."
I go to the fridge, pulling out the Log Cabin maple syrup, and set it on the bar after I poured my hefty amount on my food, and he took the maple syrup, and poured a generous amount on his pancakes, and I sat with him at the bar, and we began eating.

"Is it good?"
I ask him after chewing and swallowing my first bite of my pancake down.

He shrugged, him eating and staring at me.
"How old are you?"
I finally asked him his age, me curious.
"Because you look in your forties."

"My vessel is in his forties.
My true form would burn your eyes out of their sockets as well as I'm millions of years old."
He says point blank to me, and showed me the crunched up food on his tongue.

"Real mature Lucifer."
I cringe at him doing that.

He brought back the food in his mouth and chuckled, swallowing it down.
"I like teasing you Karen."
He finally says my name.
"It highly amuses me."

"That makes you a bully."
I sass him.

"A bully?
I've been called worse."
He shrugs.

"You really are a weird guy."
I say to him, as I take another bite of my syrupy peanut butter pancakes.

"And you have gay cartoon porn in your room, which is rather fascinating."
He sassed me.

"Tease me all you want, but I know you are a nice guy deep down."
I point at him after I swallowed my bite after chewing it.

"I'm not a nice guy.
I'm pure evil."
He gave me an annoyed look.

"No, I see a good guy.
You just need to awaken him inside you."
I swirl my finger that I'm pointing at him.

He laughed at me, his mouth not full of food.
"You really are an idiotic mortal!"

"You're a crude guy laughing at me."
I frown at him, biting into my crispy turkey bacon.

"Why don't you eat regular bacon?"
He asked me.

"Well, because I'm allergic to pork, or pig."
I tell him.
"Last time I ate out, I nearly died, so I eat at home, and buying food for myself is expensive, because I have to read everything on labels."

"Sucks to be you."
He says rather rudely.
"Angels don't have food allergies."

"Lucky you."
I sass him.

"What's it like?"
He asked me.

"What?"
I ask him.

"Being allergic to pork?"
He asked me, fascination showing in his gaze.

"It's hell.
Just a little bit of contamination can cause me to swell up in my intestines."
I tell him honestly.

He cringed.
"Yeesh.
Did they almost explode last time?"

"They were close to doing so."
I tell him.
He laughed.
"It's not funny!"
I scowl at him.

"To me it is."
He says to me.

"Your sense of humor is vile."
I sass him.

"Thank you."
He sneered at me.

I sigh at him, and finished eating, and it seemed he finished eating too.
"You know you have much sass for an alien."
I say to him as I take his plate.

"I told you, that I'm an angel, the most feared one, that was kicked out of heaven by his dear ole father."
Lucifer says to me, and I giggle at him, not believing him.

"All those horror flicks I saw growing up about the devil are fictional, and the Bible has been proven as so."
I laugh at him, as I start rinsing the dishes off, and putting them in the dish washer.
"If you want to, you can help me?"
I say to him, looking at him over my shoulder.

"Help you?"
He asked me, him sounding annoyed by the prospect.
"Hardly."

"Don't get lazy now.
I told you that you had to earn your keep."
I tell him.

"Why?!"
He asked me harshly, making me jump where I stood, and I drop the plate I held, and it shattered on the floor.

I turn to attempt to pick it up the pieces and he shouts.
"Don't!"
I flinch as he then kneeled down, picking up the pieces himself.
"You getting hurt will be utterly annoying, so I'll pick them up."
I watch him pick up all the shards, and throw them in the kitchen trash can, him not even cutting himself.

"Um....thank you Lucifer."
I squeak out.

"Be careful next time."
He says as if scolding me.

"I'm sorry."
I say to him, and he stood next to me, and started helping me rinse off the dishes.
"Are you helping me?"
I ask him, me shocked.

"This is the only time I'm doing it, so zip it."
He says to me sarcastically, and he seemed annoyed.

I smile warmly at him and say.
"Thank you Lucifer."

"You owe me a favor later for this."
He points at me.

"Okay."
I say to him, and still smile at him.

"That smile is getting annoying."
He says sarcastically to me.

"You sure like to say the word annoying alot."
I giggle at him, then put my finger with  some suds on his nose.
"Boop!"
I giggle out, and he frowned at me.

"Why did you do that?"
He scowled at me.

"To cheer you up.
You're in a bad mood."
I say to him, smiling at him cheerfully.

He then took the sprayer, and sprayed me, and I scream.
"Heeeeeeeey!!"

He laughed at me.
"You think you did something there huh?!"

I was completely soaked, and my nipples were perking out of my shirt, and I grab the coffee cup that had soapy water on it, and threw it at his chest, and he sneered at me again, poining the sprayer at me, and fired the water at me.
"Lucifer enough!"
I whine out.
"You win!"
He turned the sprayer off, and started laughing at me.

"You look absolutely pitiful soaked to the bone."
He chuckled more.

"Yeah, and you'll be cleaning the water up on the floor yourself with big towels mister!"
I scold him.

He looked annoyed again, and sprayed me an extra time, him giving me an annoyed look, and I grab it from him, and put it back in it's socket.
"I said enough!
Now I'm freezing!"
I scold him.

"I can tell, since your breasts are perking out."
He laughed at me, him being perverted as ever.
Then he grabbed my breasts and honked them twice.
"Honk honk!"
He chuckled, him amused, and I glare at him.
I then bitch slap him on instinct, making him turn his head to the side, him blinking rapidly.

"Don't do that again!"
I snap at him.
"Pervert!
Now I'm gonna change!
So you clean everything up, including wiping the watery floors with towels in the pantry closet!!"

I then walk away and I could feel his glare scorching my back as I go to my room.
I shut my door, and without me knowing it, it slowly opened to a crack.

You will regret that later wench!
Lucifer growled in his mind.

Lucifer started using his magic to clean up the watery mess everywhere, and put the dishes in the dish washer, then he glanced towards her doorway, and dropped his hand doing magic, staring as he could see her pulling off her shirt, her big breasts bouncing, and they were the biggest bosoms he has ever seen, with tan nipples, though her skin was pale as snow, and her ribs had chubby under breasts, and her waist was pear shaped, but she had chubby kidney areas, and a small rear, as she then pulled her pants off, then he looked away, him swallowing hard, and he looked down at himself, seeing he was painfully hard in his pants she gave him to wear.
He ran a hand down his face, looking back, seeing she disappeared from view.

"Dammit."
He muttered.
"I wanna see more."

She's right I'm a pervert.
Lucifer thought to himself, and he swallowed hard again, his dick throbbing harshly.

He then saw her come into view again, and she wore different clothes, a red shirt that said Fangtasia in black letters, and she wore black sweatpants that had a tiny monster on it.
He looked away in time, and he was glad his magic cleaned everything up.
She came out of her room to stand by him, her bending down to get into a pantry below, and grabbed a gel cleaning pod, and put it in the dish washer, and shut the dish washer, and pushed a button.

"Now, we go to the mall to buy you clothes."
I smile at him.

"The mall?"
He asked me.

"Yep."
I pat his arm.
"Let's go."

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To be continued......