SUMMARY: Lloyd's first kiss. Moral of the story: Never play truth or dare with Kai, drunk.

"Okay..." Lloyd slurred. He and Kai had left around lunchtime, to the nearest store and bought some alcohol. Now they were sitting in a field butt-drunk and playing a round of truth or  dare. Lloyd ripped off his shirt, and started swaying his hips whilst singing Single Ladies off-key. Kai snickered as he recorded his blonde friend.

"Kai...I dare you to...do a backflip!"

"I can totally do a backflip! Watch..." he stood up clumsily, before flipping back, only to land on his face. Lloyd giggled as he tapped out another message. He'd been spamming the others with drunken texts.

"Lloyd! I dare you...to flirt with that cow!" Kai pointed in the distance where a cow was casually minding his own business. Laughing, the prophesied green ninja stumbled over, and leaned on the fence. Kai started recording. Lloyd blew a kiss to the cow.

"Hey, beautiful, how you been?" He asked, blowing a kiss to the cow, who simply mooed.

"Yeah, I feel ya. We'd make a pretty good couple, you and I."

Mooooooooo

"Yeah, sweetheart. You know what, come here!"

Kai was taken aback as Lloyd clambered onto the fence and placed his lips onto the cow's. He wrapped his arms around the poor cow's neck, engaging in a full on makeout with the cow.

"HEY, IDIOTS!" Lloyd pulled away, and Kai stopped recording to see an angry Nya in Jay's car, "Get in, now!"

The two flopped over and fell into the backseat, "You saved us!" Lloyd giggled, "Did you get my messages?"

Nya glared at him from the overview mirror, "Yes, I received all 458 messages and 97 missed calls and 104 voicemails. My phone vibrated itself off the table. I think it was committing suicide."

Lloyd whimpered as he leaned against Kai's shoulder, "And yet I was still left on read."

"But hey!" Jay tried to lighten the mood, "At least you had your first kiss!"

Lloyd looked up, "I did? Oh yeah, I did! It was amazing! I feel sick..."

"Oh no...NOT IN THE CAR, LLOYD NO-"

Too late.