Kaitou's POV

I am just staring out the window thinking of that boy that corners me. Edogawa Conan. That sure does make me have fun every time a Jewel. But he can't be an ordinary kid. He is way too smart. Staring out the window trying to figure out what to do. To make him spill his identity.

In a little wink, he got an idea. Maybe a little harsh and very embarrassing for me. Since I am not gay. But this will crack his identity for sure.

Conan's POV

It is already night thanks to the teacher's treasure hunt. Another case I had to deal with those kids. They annoy me a lot. As I walk home alone after saying goodbye to everyone. I felt someone staring at me. It wasn't normal. Not cold stare. It was kinda warm, I guess. I thought it was just my brain messing with me.

Someone grabbed me at that instant. I didn't care who it was. But I couldn't move. I got lifted in the air and a huge scent I was getting put to sleep. He laid me down. Kaitou kid was the culprit. He was tying me with a rope. I bit his hand really hard. Causing some blood to bleed.

"Give up Tantei-kun. You can't resist it. Go to sleep." he said.
I had my jaw in his hand for a while. I didn't go to sleep. I kinda use to those sleeping drugs. Well duh! I've been caught like what more than 10 times! This time he made me drink it and I did sleep. All I saw was his glove turning red.

"OWWWW!!! Stop it brat!! That hurts!!!" Kaito yelled. 
"Well, in the script it said to bite you!" I yelled back. 
"Well not too hard!"
"CUT!! What the hell! You're not supposed to freaking yell in pain!" Author-chan yelled.
"It hurts! What am I suppose to do?" Kaito yelled back. 
"Well, your suppose to cope with the pain! Where did your poker face disappear!" she yelled back. 
"Something that hurts does HURT!!" Kaito yelled. 
"OK! Redo!" Author-chan yelled. 
"I'm going to get bit again?"Kaito yelled. 
"Yes. Conan! Bite him as hard as you can!"

"HHHHHHAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!" I smiled. 

"F*ck my life! At least I get paid for this." Kaito sighed. 
"Well, I'll decrease it if it takes too much time. You don't want to get Aoko-chan get mad for you being late." Author-chan smirked. 

"OK OK!! I don't want an angry Aoko!" 
'Author-chan knows everyone's weakness.

"OK. Do it again!" Author-chan said. 

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After a few moments.......

"I am not kissing him!" Kaito yelled. 
"You do know we locked up Author-chan for no reason then right?" Ran asked. 

"Yeah! You were about to ruin her innocence!" Sonoko yelled. 

"Well, I don't give a f*ck!" Kaito yelled. 
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Aoko yelled. 
"OK! OK! Just hurry! I'm going to regret it other wise!" Kaito said scared. 

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Sorry for the late bloopers!