Bastard Horses

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The player screamed as they got yeeted off of the horse's back for about the 15th time in a row. What the hell?? Why was it so hard to tame these fuckers?!

The enderman and the player's lovely pet wolf, Mushroom, watched from a safe distance as the player once again attempted to ride the horse, only to be bucked off.

"That one was a solid 6," the enderman commented. They had been a bit unsure when the player said earlier that they wanted to find and tame a horse, but this afternoon had already been way more fun than they expected.

The player huffed and stood back up. "Shut up, Endy! I'll get it this time."

"Are you sure about that?" The monster was having just a bit too much fun teasing them. "The horses don't seem to agree with you."

The player pointedly ignored the enderman. "Maybe if I try a different horse-"

"You've already tried to ride all the horses and you've been kicked in the face by most of them."

"S H U T," the player yelled, enfuriated by the enderman's mocking cackling, trying once again. Guess how it went? Not that well. Back to the floor they go.

The enderman watched Mushroom nose around in the grass of the plains they were in, making a mental note to make sure the wolf didn't wander too far. They looked back towards the player and suggested, "Maybe it would help to feed them."

The player groaned dramatically and replied, "I did! I gave them SO MANY carrots and these stupid horses just ate all of them, the bastards..." They trailed off to angry mumbling. They really didn't wanna keep getting their ass handed to them, but they also REALLY wanted a horse.

"Y'know what? Since this isn't working, I'll just have to go back to the tried-and-true method of recruiting animals called CHILD KIDNAPPING!"

"Wh-"

The player marched past all the horses, ignoring the enderman's mild concern, and approached one of the horse foals in the herd.

They produced a lead from their pockets and began speaking in a soft voice to the foal, "Hey there little guy, how ya doin? Cmere, come to me! It's okay!" they made little clicking sounds with their mouth and the foal curiously approached them, snorting softly as the player began to gently pet their face when they got close enough. While the horse was distracted by scritches, the player looped the leash around the horse's neck and began to lead them away from the herd.

The foal tried to turn back and follow it's mother a couple times, but the larger horse didn't even seem to notice or care that it's child was being stolen. Wow, what a shitty horse mom. But it's okay, the player would be their new mom!

The enderman walked over to the player, Mushroom trotting along at their heels. The wolf and the horse foal briefy sniffed noses, becoming acquainted.

"Well that was eventful," the enderman said, lightly stroking the foal's soft fine fur and mane. Fluffy. Nice.

"I should have just done that in the first place," the player said. They were probably gonna have bruises for weeks, but it was worth it for the new addition to their pet collection, even if they were a dumbass about taming them. "What should I name them?"

"I don't know, name them the first thing that comes to mind like you did with Mushroom."

".... Carrot."

"Carrot?"

"Yes, Carrot, because I fed those horses so many carrots and yes, I am very salty about it."

The enderman just laughed in response to that and walked alongside the player while they led their new horse companion back home.

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