Hello! If you are seeing this, then you are a [Test Subject]. Congratulations!

As a test subject, you have done one of the following:

•been put on death row.
•have signed up to donate your body to science and have been successful resuscitated
•signed up to participate in experimental "surgery"
•other reason (unlikely).

You are the lowest class at the company, but you're still important!

You will act as a test subject for the many creatures and objects kept here.

This will be your uniform:

M: N/A
F: N/A

For those who don't fully understand: you will be nude.

You may be asked to wear special clothes, but this will be your primary uniform.

You will sleep in a rooms with a bed, sink, toilet, wardrobe full of clothes (only wear what you are told), a Television, and a desk with a chair.

You are to stay here for most of your day, but are allowed to request going for a walk or talking with other Test Subjects.

By being sent here wether willingly or unwillingly, you have forfeited your human rights. You are now company property!

Don't worry, we won't mistreat you. You will be fed food you enjoy, have (restricted) access to the internet and we will keep you alive as long as possible.

As long as you are to follow our instructions, you will be happy and healthy.

It's ok to be embarrassed at first, it may take a while to get used to the nudity of yourself and others, but we have all the time in the world.

Good behaviour gets you extra benefits, but bad behaviour will only give you restrictions.

If you hear an alarm, please run to the nearest room. The doors will lock 10 seconds after the alarm starts.

Thank you for viewing this tape, and welcome to the team!