So the candy astronauts flew to space. While they're on the spacecraft, they told many stories. One said that there was a more evil and powerful sorcerer almost took over the planet! But there was a candy wizard named Coolie the Cool-Aid man fight him with his magic. Coolie almost died...But he stopped him right before his last breath.
One said that before the Earth belongs to the candies, there were humans. The humans just ended the war...but about a few more centuries, the candies took over. The first candy that can do stuff was created by a mad scientist. And that first candy was king of all the land. He destroyed the buildings, the humans, only left behind the scientist. Because the scientist was his father, he will never hurt him. So the king told the scientist to make more candies. But after making the 33884662th candy, he died. So the candy king was very sad. But the  scientist did left behind the recipe to make candies. So he told his servants to make more candies. So that went on and on.
After telling stories, because they were so interesting and boring at the same time, the candies fell asleep.