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the girlfriend experience!
james potter
© neilspoets

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❝ YOU MUST BE MORE DESPERATE THAN I THOUGHT. ❞

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 a summary!
for the girlfriend experience

BRONWYN WARD BELEVED ENTREPRENEURISM to be a wonderful thing. A smooth sailing motorway to a life of money-filled excitement, and bargaining against people stupid enough to listen to her.

Since before anyone could remember, Bronwyn had been arguing her way into situations where she would come out with as much profit as possible. It was her not-so-secret talent ─ appealing to those with money in times when she could benefit profusely. After all, isn't it all about the money?

Bronwyn says that anyone who uses the phrases "money doesn't grow on trees" or "the world doesn't revolve around money" clearly has never worked in business. Money is made of paper. Money, therefore, if you are going into the technical side of things, does grow on trees. And if you can't get a money tree, you take advantage of those who do. The rich ones. The "big names" in the Wizarding World. Even better if you can get one of those Ministry pricks that has enough money to buy Hogwarts. Those are the people that you benefit off of, because, they probably do have money trees growing in their giant back yards, in their overpriced, overly decorated houses that they call "manors" which Bronwyn thinks is just a fancy word that some old white man created to separate himself from people with average houses.

Moving onto the next phrase that Bronwyn finds too hilarious to think that actual people say it, besides the singles that live in the isolated countryside and probably enjoy art and reading biographies in their spare time, Bronwyn thinks that it has to be a joke. Whoever says "the world doesn't revolve around money" obviously hasn't been to Rodeo Drive. Then again, neither has Bronwyn, but she understands enough about the concept to understand that people only ever care about money, and the benefits of money, and what, in the long run, money can do.

Which is why Bronwyn believes that starting her own business at the early age of sixteen is the only way that she will ever be prepared for a life of luxury in a world orbiting the image of currency.

Bronwyn was quick to learn that, besides the scary possibility of a Wizarding war, the student body of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry only really cared about one thing ─ relationships. Having a significant other. Being in a relationship. Saying you're in one. The thought of lifelong happiness with the person you love (even though it's clear that all high school relationships collapse after a month or two; maybe three if you're in denial about the whole thing).

And so her business was created ─ THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE. A cheap week of experience with yours truly, to develop the comprehensive knowledge regarding being in a relationship, therefore readying oneself for the joys of couple-life, confident in their technique in relation to their boyfriend / girlfriend ability.

For the reasonable price of fifteen galleons (approximately seventy-five pounds for all you muggles) Bronwyn Ward would be your girlfriend for one whole week, no more, not even any less, thus improving your skills as a relationship goer, and giving one the much-needed experience in relationships.

Bronwyn did of course think the price was totally plausible, considering she would give you the whole package ─ hand-holding, the occasional hug, kisses when necessary ( only on the cheeks, though; Bronwyn wasn't going to give out those to anyone ) and even two dates; one of which she would plan, and the second was down to the client, so Bronwyn could evaluate their ability of planning dates.

At the end of the week, Bronwyn would deliver her assessment, with total accuracy and truth, leaving no topic unturned, or lies untold ─ her complete honesty is guaranteed.

Bronwyn did of course have a lot of experience herself in the dating area. She had her fair share of boyfriends and girlfriends, so much so she believed herself worthy to set up said business. And that's exactly what she did.

James Potter was a lost cause in the relationship scene. Sure, he wouldn't struggle to get a girlfriend ─ he had never had one, but there were still one or two lined up ─ and yet the one case he couldn't crack was Lily Evans. Redhead, bookworm, friendly nerd.

James believed that maybe the reason that Lily wanted nothing to do with him was that he didn't quite know how to treat a lady. He had never had a girlfriend, see?

What a perfect case for lovely Bronwyn Ward. What better way for James to improve his "boyfriend materiality", than to pay a Slytherin fifteen galleons ( a bit of a stretch to the Gryffindor ) to assist him to do just that?

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 or!
in which

" james potter believes his failure with lily evans is down to his inexperienced past with girls and obtains bronwyn ward to help him solve his problem. "

❝ IT'S ALMOST FUNNY HOW UNDATEABLE YOU ARE. ❞

❝ GOOD THING I HIRED YOU TO FIX THAT THEN, ISN'T IT? ❞

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 starring!
the cast of the girlfriend experience

❛ BRONWYN WARD ! ❜
naomi scott

─ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑢𝑟
( SLYTHERIN )

✧.*

❛ JAMES POTTER ! ❜
aaron johnson

─ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒
( GRYFFINDOR )

✧˖*°࿐ with!

andromeda black . . . . . keira knightley
bellatrix black . . . . . katie mcgrath
regulus black . . . . . timothée chalamet
narcissa black . . . . . natalie dormer
remus lupin . . . . . andrew garfield
sirius black . . . . . ben barnes
peter pettigrew . . . . . dane dehaan
lily evans . . . . . bree kish
alice fortescue . . . . . carey mulligan
marlene mckinnon . . . . . alicia vikander
dorcas meadowes . . . . . nathalie emmanuel
mary macdonald . . . . . sofia bryant
severus snape . . . . . louis garrel

❝ SORRY, JUST TRYING TO FATHOM THE FACT I'M ON A DATE WITH JAMES POTTER AND NOT AGAINST MY WILL. ❞

✧˖*°࿐ 💌 important!
things to mention

disclaimers! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 all original characters and plots belong to jk rowling, the creator of the harry potter franchise. however, i would like to make it clear that i do not support her in any way, nor do i share any of her transphobic beliefs.

all new characters and plot rights belong to ©neilspoets as of may 2021; any attempts to recreate, translate, or republish the content within the book without my permission will be classified as plagiarism and i will spam to get it deleted <3

andromdea is technically older than sirius in canon terms, but for this fic, she and sirius are in the same year.

this fanfic is a part of my very own harry potter universe, called the "curveball cosmos", which includes the following stories, some of which are not published. all of these fics are connected via characters and minor plotlines!

the girlfriend experience, 𝒋𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓the felix scheme, 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌the kiss list, 𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒄𝒆𝒚the dumpee society, 𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅the baby project, 𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚the sleepless strategy, 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐𝒎the quidditch program, 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔the bucket list, 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓the prank purge, 𝒋𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓the wiseacre gambit, 𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚

in this universe, neither the first nor the second wizarding war happen! this is purely a little series of intertwined stories taking place in a peaceful hogwarts:)

credits for the cover go to -swrites !
credits for the amazing story banner gif go to paralluman !
and credits for the personal sign-off gif go to siIksonic !

warnings! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 this story contains strong language, underage drinking and very mild violence.

dates! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 started: 08/05/2021 ˖ initial publish: 09/05/2021 ˖ republish: 16/08/2021 ˖ status: ongoing

a note from me! ✧˖*°࿐ ────── 💌 ahhh she's back! and i'm so ready to write this fic again. bronwyn is one of my favourite ocs of mine, and i can't wait for you guys to re-meet her or meet her for the first time! this is the new and improved version, and i plan on committing completely to this one and so here she is! i hope y'all enjoy this just as much as i enjoyed creating it <3