There once lived a karate master, his name was Sensei Jones. He would go around town kicking anything in his circumference and shout, "HI-YAH!"

Sensei Jones kicked doors, walls, trees, cars, children, puppies, Sensei Jones did not discriminate, if you were in his kicking distance you better be certain that you would receive a "Hi-YAH!" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

Sensei Jones loved karate movies, especially ones that had the karate master dodging bullets and beating up 30 men at once.

One day Sensei Jones went to a MMA gym and said I challenge all of you to a duel. He fought 5 men at once and was brutally beaten.

He went home and trained, then he took his time machine and traveled to an old western town in the 1800's. He said to the local gunslinger, I challenge you to a duel, the gunslinger said okay. Then the duel occurred and the gunslinger shot the Sensei 3 times before he even got close enough to kick him.

He died.

The End