(Ken is in the dining room with Tsunade, Shizune, Cana, Rainbow Dash and Applejack, readying each other to compete for a drinking contest.)

Ken: "Okay, ladies! Are you ready?!"

Shizune: [sighs] "I still can't believe they're doing this! Are they really going to drink all 300 of these beer bottles?! To be honest, I really don't think all of you can drink so much as this in possible! Even if you somehow do this together, I don't think you'd be able to finish!"

Tsunade: "Nonsense, my apprentice! We've got this!" [to the 3 girls] "Are you ladies ready to be eliminated by me?!"

Rainbow: "Ha! Don't get cocky, Senju! I'm going to drink more than you!"

Applejack: "Y'all both being a couple of stubborn rattlesnakes! I'll have you know that I've invented my own apple cider, so I won't hold back against you!"

Cana: "BRING IT ON!"

(Cana kicked her sandals off and began to chug down three bottles of beer at a time while pressing the table.)

Cana: "HA! Beat that, losers!"

(Suddenly, Rainbow had already finished 10 bottles, which shocked Cana.)

Rainbow: [smirks] "You were saying?"

Cana: [growls] "Ugh! I'm not going to lose to you! I'm the best drinker in the whole Fairy Tail Guild!"

Applejack: "We'll see about that."

(Applejack had already chugged down 15 bottles and Tsunade has already drank 20 bottles.)

Tsunade: [burps] "I'm still here, bitches!"

Ken: "Girls, calm down! Don't drink too much! You both might get hiccups if you drink too fast!"

Tsunade: [drunk] "Don't worry, my cute baby boy~! Your sexy hot Mama is going to win this contest just for you~!"

Shizune: [gasps] "Oh no! Tsunade is becoming drank and seducing with Ken with her flirting!"

(The four girls just kept on drinking and drinking and drinking and soon enough, they managed to finish all the bottles of beer and the girls releases their belch.)

Rainbow: "Oh man! That felt good!"

Applejack: "Sweet celestia, I can't drink anymore!"

Cana: [sleepy] "I...need...rest..."

Tsunade: [to Ken] "Baby, a little help here please?"

Ken: "Okay." [to Shizune] "Shizune?"

Shizune: [nods] "Right, Ken."

(Ken, with a help of Shizune, bring the four girls upstairs to his room and let them lie down on his bed, while he and Shizune were massaging them, much to their contentment.)

Cana: "Ah, that's much better~!"

Rainbow: "Thanks, Ken~!"

Applejack: "You're so sweet, sugarcube~!"

Tsunade: "Ah, yeah~! My sweet baby boy~! Did I ever tell you how much I love you so much?"

Ken: [chuckles] "I know you do, Mommy. I'm going to go and get some water and painkillers for you all." [to Shizune] "Can you watch them for me, Shizune?"

Shizune: [nods, with a smile] "You got it, Kenny!"

(Some minutes later, Ken returns with some water and painkillers. The girls then quickly takes them as they start to feel better after they swallow it. Then, Ken crawls in the middle and lies down on his back, as the five girls proceed to nuzzle him.)

Tsunade, Shizune, Cana, Rainbow and Applejack: "We love you so much, Kenny!"

Ken: [smiles] "I love you girls too."

End of chapter.