Turn 8

Frank:my turn!(draws)i summon uni-zombie!

(Atk-1300/def-0)

Ken:you said i was the one with weak monsters? your the one who has the weakest cards.

Frank:wrong. My monsters effect activates! Allowing me to discard 1 card from my hand so that doomkaiser dragon gains 1 level. Now i can synchro summon again! I tune uni-zombie! With doomkaiser dragon! Corruption is a true delight, it will bring the strongest might! I call your name! SYNCHRO SUMMON! Appear! Dragoncytos coruptted neithersoul dragon!

Then dragoncytos came out of a dark portal

(Atk-4000/def-2000)

Ken:h-huh?!

Frank:even if you outmatch its strength,he cant be destoryed by battle. NOW MY DRAGON! ATTACK! DARKNESS VOID!

Dragoncytos fired at brron

Ken:i wont let you! I activate my trap! negate attack!

Dragoncytos attack was blocked

Ken:now your attack is negated and it ends the battle phase!

Frank:hmph. Fine. I end my turn

Turn 9

Ken:my turn!(draws)...i play pot of greed! This allows me to draw 2 cards from my own deck!(draws 2 cards)next i play dark world dealings again! Once again we both draw 1 card then discard 1 to the graveyard!

Frank:(draws)tch. There goes instaint fusion(discards his only card)

Ken:since glodd is in the graveyard,i can bring it back!

(Atk-2300)

Ken:NOW AS THE ONE WHO GAVE UP HIS VIRIGINTY I OVERLAY MY 2 MONSTERS TO XYZ SUMMON! AMADEUS! KEEPER OF ARMAGEDDON!

(Atk-2600)

Ken:now ill use its effect!detaching 1 material to destory 1 card on the field

Frank:REVEAL TRAP! vampires awakening! This allows me to summon one vampire monster from my deck! And i choose vampire red baron!

Ken:what?!(thinks to himself)if i destory his dragon,he'll take control of my armedus...

Frank:hmph. Your now gonna choose?

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Ken:ill choose your red baron

Frank:looks like my dragon gets to stay.

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Ken:i switch brron and trieas to defense mode.

(Def-1700)
(Def-400)

Ken:that will end my turn.

[Prison cell]

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...

Rick:alright,fuck it,we're gonna brake out of here.

Morty:what?! But you made a bet with hakai and that fucking virgin gave up his virginty!

Rick:listen i have a plan.

20 minutes later...

Kagome:(to the guard)hey! Ill show you my tits if you come inside~

Guard(noah grossman):for real?

Kagome:mmmhmmm~

Guard(noah grossman):oh yeah!boob time!(heads inside)

SNAP!CRACK!

Guard(noah grossman):AGH!UGH!you son if a bitch!

The guard died and dropped the tensiaga and ricks portal gun(not like minecraft)

Inuyasha:(picks up his tensiaga)never make my wife do this again rick.

Rick:look,kagome has attractive boobs that could easily make her attractive,and that guard is a pervert.

Morty:how would you know that?

Rick:ive tricked this guard many times before morty! Geez...alright,we're gonna find a way to get everyone out. (Tries to make a portal)god damn it! This idoit wasted the battery!

Ian:what?!

Anthony:look dude,its gonna be fine.

Ian:do you not know what happens if this guy drained the battery?!

Rick:calm down. Ill find a way arround it!

Hakai:(on speakers)all units,rick sanchez escaped without the virgin. I repeat-

Morty:hurry up rick! They're on to us!

Rick:(trying to fix his portal gun)come on...come on...

Inuyasha:HURRY UP GOD DAMN IT!

Rick:(gets it fixed)done!(makes a portal)COME ON!

Ian,anthony,morty,kagome went into the portal

Rick:inuyasha,get going. Ill hold them off.

Inuyasha:(pulls out the tensaiga)no. I rather fight all of them till my last breath

...

Rick:staying it is.

A bunch of guards surrounded them

Rick:bring it on assholes.

[Ricks garage]

Morty,kagome,ian,and Anthony came out of the portal

Morty:wait,where are all ricks-

The portal closed

Ian:WHAT THE FRICK?!

Morty:NO!

Kagome:INUYASHA!

Jerry then walked in

Jerry:morty?why are you back home?

Anthony:the real question is,WHY ARE YOU IN RICKS GARAGE WITH NO WEAPONS?!

Jerry:well he kinda deactivated it.

Summer:GRANDPA RICK'S GONE?!WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO MORTY?!

Morty:DONT BLAME ME! RICK JUST CLOSED THE PORTAL!

Ian:okay,there has to be something in here right?

Anthony:(sees ricks ship)uh...did rick leave that here?

Summer:yes! I knew grandpa rick didnt leave anything behind!

Morty:no summer. You stay here.

Summer:WHAT?! WHY?!

Morty:holy shit summer!shut up!

Jerry:ooooh! Burned!

Morty:YOU TOO DAD!

Jerry:okay,im suppose i'm everyones toilet paper

Ian:everyone get in!

Anthony,kagome,and morty got in

Ian:alright,off we go...uh...how do you drive this thing? Uh...is it this button?

(The raido was on)

Music:Cuz hes the L to the I to the N to the K

Ian:oh,thats the raido. Uh...

Anthony:wait...(presses another button)

car:KEEP. JERRY. SAFE.(fires a child proof cage at jerry)

Jerry:WHAT THE HELL?!

Summer:(laughs)

Kagome:no,no,no. Its this button...i think?(presses another button)

Car:KEEP. SUMMER. SAFE(fires a child proof cage at summer)

Summer:SERIOUSLY?! YOU STUPID CAR!

Kagome:sorry!

Morty:alright thats enough! Move it!(presses a button)

The ship took off

...

Jerry:no wonder why rick made this car.

[City]

Turn 10

Frank:my turn(draws)destory brron!

Dragoncytos fired at brron

BOOOOOOOOM!

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Frank:dragoncytos effect activates! if it destorys a monster by battle,it can attack again. ATTACK HIS ARMEDUS!

Dragoncytos:(fires at ken)

Ken:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Lp:7700-6300

Frank:my turns over.

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Ken:...you still forget i have the avantage to win right?

Lp:6300

Ken:if you happen to destory my dragon of course.

Lp:5100

Turn 11

Ken:...MY TURN! Now by banishing 3 fiend type monsters i can special summon...THE DARK NECROFEAR!

When The dark necrofear was summoned her baby started to cry

Frank:tch. Then ill just not attack...

Ken:i set one card face down...that will end my turn...

Turn 12

Frank:my turn...i play foolish barriel...which allows me to send a monster to my graveyard. And now for mizukis effect removing it from play to being back vampire duke!

(Atk-2000)

Ken:will you ever stop summoning that thing?!

Frank:turn end.

Turn 13

Ken:my turn!(draws)...i set 2 cards face down. And put a monster in defense mode...Your move.

[Hakais ship-Hallway]

Rick:(kicks a guard in the face)THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER! FEEL THE BURN!

Emu:(sees hin through his cell)rick-san!

Rick:yeah,whats up?

Emu:one of those guards has my driver!

Rick:(holds up a game driver)you mean this thing?(throws the key to the cell and gives emu the driver)

Emu:thanks.

Rick:oh,almost forgot(gives emu mighty action x

Emu:thank you.

...

MIGHTY ACTION X!

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Emu:henshin!

GASHSLOT!

GATCHA! LEVEL UP!

MIGHTY ACTION! X!

...

Kamen rider ex-aid:ill clear this with no contunes!(fights the guards)

[Hakais ship-control room]

BEEP!BEEP!

hakai:damn it rick.(gets up and grabs the gun that killed 5/6 of the dairangers)

[Hakais ship-Hallway]

Kamen rider ex-aid:(fights more guards and frees everyone from their cells)

Guard:oh you son of a bitch.

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Kamen rider ex-aid:(pulls out the mighty brothers XX)

MIGHTY BROTHERS! DOUBLE X!

[City]

Turn 14

Frank:my turn...(draws)destory his face down monster!

dragoncytos fired

BOOOOOOOM!

Ken:when morphing jar is destoryed we both get rid of our hands to draw 5 new cards!(discards his hand and draws 5 new cards)

Frank:(discards his hand and draw 5 new cards)

Ken:since beiige was send to my graveyard,i can bring it back!

(Atk-1600/def-1300)

Frank:i end my turn.

Turn 15

Ken:MY TURN!(draws)first i set one card face down. Then i activate dark world lighting,after discarding 1 card from my hand,i can destory 1 set card on the field! And I choose one of my own face downs!

BOOOOOOM!

Frank:what?! why?!

Ken:since grapha was in my graveyard i can destory 1 card on the field. Say goodbye to vampire duke.

Frank:gah!...grrr...

Ken:my turns over.

Turn 16

Frank:...DRAW!(draws) dragoncytos! Destory his beiige!

dragoncytos fired at beiige

BOOOOOM!

Frank:next i summon shiranui solitaire! Now for its effect i can sacrfice it to summon a zombie with 0 defense points! So ill summon my 2nd spectralsword!

(Def-0)

Ken:why would he do that?...no matter...

Turn 17

Ken:MY TURN!(draws)...i end my turn

Turn 18

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Frank:my turn(draws)i sacrfice my spectralsword! To summon endless decay!

Atk-0

Frank:thanks to its effect. Its attack becomes haif your life points.

Atk:0-3150

Frank:now destory his terias!

endless decay destorys terias!

Ken:my monsters effect activates allowing me destory your monster!

SLICE!

endless decay was destoryed

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Frank:my turn ends here.

Turn 19

Ken:ITS MY TURN!...now i remove from play 1 light and 1 dark monster to speical summon! Chaos emperor dragon!

Chaos emperor dragon was summoned

ROAR!

(Atk-3000)

Ken:by paying 1000 life points all the cards in our hands and fields are send to the graveyard!

Lp:6300-5300

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Frank:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Lp:5100-300

Ken:my turn is over.

[Hakais ship]

PHEW!PHEW!PHEW!PHEW!

Kamen rider snipe:(fires a bunch of times)

Kamen rider brave:(kills a few guards)

SLICE!

Ryuranger:(punches a guard)

Hakai:...(aims at ryuranger but then the gun started to glitch)WHAT?!

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

...

The dairangers revived

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Ryuranger:everyone! You're back.

Shishiranger:yeah. We figured a way out of there.

Kuroranger:sorry for making you worry brother.

Ryuranger:its okay.

Quilinranger:LETS GO!

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Hakai:impossible...you were supposed to stay in that gun!

Ryuranger:Five stars,shining in the heavens!

Kuroranger:and 1 dark star! also shining in the heavens

Dairangers:Gosei Sentai! Dairanger!

BOOM!

BOOOOOOOOOM!

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Hakai:grrr...fine...i suppose handling stupid people from the multiverse wont be a problem.

The dairangers charged at him

hakai:(blocks their punches)

Ryuranger:Dairen Rod!

The dairangers uses their Dairen Rods to fight hakai but no anvil

Hououranger:(pulls her out blaster and shoots hakai but hakai wanst even haremed by them)

Hakai:hmph.

Ryuranger:i see. In that case...Kiryoku Bazūka!

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Hakai:tch.

Temmaranger:this is for trapping us in that gun you bastard!

Hakai:(looks at his watch)3...2...1

CRASH!

Ryuranger:huh?!

Ricks car crashed

Hakai:(sighs)this isnt over rick sanchez.(leaves)

Ex-aid saw him leave

Kamen rider ex-aid:WAIT!(runs towards him)

Hakai escaped in a pod

Kamen rider ex-aid:GET BACK HERE!

Rick:ugh...(sees morty)morty? what the hell are you-(sees his car)ugh,me and inuyasha had this in the bag morty,me and him working together is something he would never exspect,but if a morty was in this fight and/or a kagome-

Kagome:SIT BOY!

Inuyasha:AGH!

Rick:(laughs)

Kagome:(helps him up and kisses his lips)

Inuyasha:(kisses back)

Rick:alright,lets head back to the atlis.

Morty:(sees ken dueling frank)hey,rick. Isnt that the virgin?

Rick:(sees the duel)oh shit! Frank wanst supposed to be fighting him in anyway!(leaves)come on!

Ryuranger:(reverts)lets go guys

Kenji:yeah.

Ash:got it ryu.

Linkara:finnaly...(contacts nuime)nuime,everythings fine now. We're going home.

(Okay,ive decided to let hakai leave this story for awhile until i get everything sorted out with everything)

[City]

Turn 20

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Frank:(draws his card)...i have no cards left to play...i end my turn.

Turn 21

Ken:my turn...(draws and pauses)...(smirks)heh...I've won my first duel...AS THE ONE WHO GAVE UP HIS VIRIGINTY! I ACTIVATE! RANK-UP MAGIC! THE SEVENTH ONE! This allows me to summon c101! Slient horror ark!

Frank:what?!

Ken:after that. I CAN RANK IT UP TO A NEW MONSTER! When the secert of the art is revealed it will never go down without a fight! I call your name as im in desperate need! XYZ SUMMON! SLIENT HORROR DARK!

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Ken:DARK! END THIS! ATTACK HIM DIRECTLY! HORRIBLE ENDING!

Frank:(gets hit)AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Lp:300-0

Duel ends

Winner-ken

Frank:ugh...h-how...

Ken:because my destiny has happened for us all. The who gives up his virginty,shall always win. for the best!(gets shot)agh! m-my arm.

Rick:give it up you fucking virgin.

Ken:im no longer a virgin. I gave it up to save the world

Rick:oh shit.

Ken:(grabs a pocket dimenson cube)now if you dont mind. Im gonna-

CLICK!

Dempsey:this isnt funny virgin.

CHA-CLICK!

Nikola:turn around.

Takeo:slowly.

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Rick:Dempsey.

Dempsey:rick,long time no see.

Ken:you have to let me go! please!

richtofen:do you know,who i am?!

Ken:uh...a doctor that helps people?

Richtofen:...i used to be a doctor,so close enough.

Dempsey:how pure is this guy?

Ken:pure?

Rick:holy shit! He's that pure?!(laughs)no wonder why everyone else calls him a normie and a noob. Lets see the comments.

Rick:Some guy booing,some guy wants to stab you in the balls,hmmm.

Rick:Oh I agree,i want to know what the hell is wrong with him.

Rick:Oh! A actor from next decade wrote a comment!

Rick:See? You. Are. A. Normie...Normie.

Ken:(cries)SHUT UP! I GAVE UP MY VIRGINTY AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD(slams the cube to the ground)

Morty:AGH!

Rick:oh shit.

The portal opened

Ken:if your not glad i saved you all...you'll be sorry.(gives richtofen the kronorium)my love ones told me to give this you.

Richtofen:The Kronorium? But i alreday read it.

Ken:they also told me you should read...they made an update so that i could help the world obtain peace.(walks off)

Inuyasha:YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY

Richtofen:wait...the pages are changing...their blood...our blood...my blood?! You cant exspect me to let this happen!

Ken:(stops and turns to them)i do...now accept it,as i am the one who gave his virginty...to save the world(walks into the portal)

Richtofen:YOU SON OF A BITCH(throws the book)

The kronorium closed itself

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Nikola:did...speical book change its mind?

Rick:either that...or some messed up demons rewrote it with erasible magic pens.

Frank:ugh...that felt a shadow duel...what is he?

Rick:i really dont know...but i have feeling its not gonna be good

Holy crap...over 2200 words...(noitces something)...scratch that...over 2300 words...yeah...see ya.

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