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(This chapter...also will have lemon...and it will be the last chapter,there will be no credits or after credits though. But there will be for the next one)

[Atlis-engine room]

Linkara was fixing the engine

Linkara:damn it...i cant even get this fixed...

Shiro:whys that?

Linkara:everything in this ship is too advanced for me! Its more advanced tham comicron 1!

Dr.Linsano:i agree! This is too much!

Shiro:(sighs)well,you did your best...

90s dude:dude...i think we failed...

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Linkara:im not to sure...ive beaten vice before but rachel? I dont know...

Pollo:well...we can to figure it all out.

???:ugh...agh...ugh...

Max:(looks behind)what the?

Lord vice:agh...

Linkara:(pulls out his magic gun)

Jaeris:(pulls out his magic gun)

Lord vice:you fools...you dare...to slay down a unarmed man?(coughs and falls on the ground)

Max:what happened to you?

Lord vice:ugh...its her...she...she is planning on destorying us all.

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Tuffnut:well amigo. Tell us everything from first to-

Lord vice:SINCE WHEN DID YOU BETRAY ME?!

Ruffnut:since our chicken was dead. You killed a precious god.

Lord vice:THE CHICKEN IS NOT A GOD!

Pear:I KEEP TELLING THEM THAT!

Orange:weeeeell atleast i can use a rubber chicken ya know?(laughs)

Tuffnut:(cries)

Ruffnut:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN?!

Orange:(laughs)

Pear:(growls)

Linkara:thats enough!

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Linkara:tell us...everything.

[Rachels palace]

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Chloe:ugh...agh...

Rachel:your awake...perfect.

Chloe:w-where...am i?

Rachel:in my palace. Tea?

A guard offered chloe tea but chloe spilled it on him

Guard:...yeah,very funny.

Rachel:(burns the guard)

Guard:WAAAAAAAAAH!(runs away)

Rachel:now,your wondering why your here?

Chloe:...but why destory the world?

Rachel:its to reorganize it...to way i want to be.

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Chloe:wah...

Rachel:and for this ritual,we get naked...and also-

[Beach]

Linkara:SPILL MAC AND CHEESE ON EACH OTHER WHILE PLAYING FIND THE BANANA WITH NO BANANA?!...(screams)

(Combine harvester plays)

Linkara:(cries while hitting himself with his hat)

Linkara was punching tuffnut

Tuffnut:again*gets hit*again*gets hit*again!

Linkara was shaking maxs arm

Linkara:WHY CANT WE ALL GO BACK IN TIME?!

Linkara:(offers tuffnut kfc)here.

Tuffnut:whats this?

Linkara:CHICKEN!

Tuffnut:(cries)

Lord vice:ENOUGH!...ugh...y-you must...stop her...before the enity gets the singal...to return...(dies)

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Linkara:...my god...

Ian:okay seriously your gonna f#$king mate with mac n cheese? Seriously?

Anthony:yeah is that gonna end the world?

???:thats what im asking.

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Ian and anthony:lori?!

Lori:what the hell are you guys doing here?! Its my week off!

Ian:well...you see we didnt exspect you to be here lori!

Lori:did any of you skipped your breakfast this morning?

Ian:yesterday i did!

Anthony:look,this man is trying to-

Lori:wait...random spaceship,man in a lab coat...are you two trying to save the universe?

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Anthony:yes...

Lori:...(sighs)

[Pork e Pines](takes place during season 2...before mads died)

Mads:so...you two are saving the world?

Dinger:its like trying find a way to avoid the u.s government.

Ian:we arent avoiding the u.s government dinger!

Ella:does that mean we get to pour butter on pete?

Pete:what?

Anthony:NO! We are NOT doing that!

Lori:can everyone just shut up for a moment?! Whats going on?!

Anthony:look,we have to make sure some stupid ritual happens.

Mads:ritual?!

Ian:yeah,and we need is 3 things,the pork e suit,you guys joining,and a plan.

Lori:alright.

[Manson]

Everyone was hidding

Pete:that is one...big manson...

Dinger:that might be the presidents house...so we must be...ANONYMOUS!

Rick:no! We have to(burps)find a way inside. Im wearing the suit

Ian:no! You must be perfectly covered in lube before wearing the suit!

Rick:ill wear my clothes.

Ian:you think this is funny...do you think THESE are funny?!(reveals his shirt and reveals that his nipples are hurt...very bad)

Morty:(gags up)

Ian:yeah,what are you gonna do when your nipples start to sweet? Thats when-

Rick:OKAY FINE! PETE WILL WEAR IT!

Pete:WHAT?!

[Entrance]

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Pete(in the pork e suit):this is so stupid...

Linkara:(on a walkie talkie)its part of the plan!

Dane:(on a walkie talkie)sorry bud.

Pete:fine!

Pete:excuse me! Im here to dance.(starts dancing)

The guards looked at him and started to laugh

Guard #1:i am so tweeting this!

Guard #2:me too man!

The team decided to sneak in

Guard #1:this is so awesome man!

Guard #2:i know right?

Pete:oh god...

[Manson]

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Linkara:we need a distraction.

Heather:yeah...like something they would never exspect...hmmm...

Fishlegs:maybe we can use 90s dude?

90s dude:i can distract people with lazers and GUUUUUNS!

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Linkara:...maybe something crazier than that.

Pear:oh good,lets send orange.

Orange:huh?! Me?! Oh im very honored! This is so eggxciting!

Grapefurit:yep,lets do it

Hiccup:guys,no!...we need someone who is more annoying than him

Orange:im not annoying! Im an orange!(laughs)

Pear:(growls)

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Harvey:how bout them?

Tuffnut:(picks his noise then looks at them)...what?

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Lori:better than sending dinger.

Dinger:what? Your saying im not good enough for ya all?

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Guard #3:why arent they picking up?

Tuffnut:HALT! You must stop what you are doing and start singing like a cinarie!

Ruffnut:that or we do!

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Tuffnut and ruffnut:(singing like a cinarie)

Guard #3:GOD! THIS IS MORE AWFUL THAN THE ELEVENTH LEVEL OF HELL!

Hiccup and Astrid looks the nostalgia critic

Nostalgia critic:...what?!

Linkara:move.

Everyone left.

[Hallway]

The intire gang kept running until-

Guard #4:FREEZE!

Guard #5(pewdiepie):HA! Finnaly got ya bros,your going away for a long time.

Then someone broke in the Manson and shot both guards

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

Both Guards:GAH!

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Momoru:(gets his gun out)who are you?!

Usagi and chihiro points their guns at him

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They unknown person took off his mask

Markipler:...your seriously gonna shoot a-

Usagi:uncle mark!(hugs markipler)

Markipler:woah! Hey! Didnt exspect you usagi,what are you doing here...your getting that artifact?

Usagi:artifact?

Markipler:you dont remember?

Shun:we are trying to save someone. An artefact isnt gonna-

Markipler:hang on(pulls out his map)uh,no...hmmm...ah there it is! Okay ill help under these conditions,I'll join your team

Rick:done.

Markipler:aaaaand you guys will help find the artifact...and you get to save whoever you want. Plus,its in this manson.

Shiryu:funny,we're to save someone in here.

Markipler:i see. Alright,usagis watch is synchronized with mine,so therefore if anything bad happens or if anyone leaves,i wont come back for ya,okay? Good luck(leaves by using a grappling hook)

Shun:wait!

Ikki:its fine,leave him be we got other things to do.

Guard #6:hey!...who do ya think you a-ah,your here for the hostage are ya? Well too bad its gonna happen! Your all-(gets knocked out)

Markipler:your welcome

Seyia:uh...thanks i guess.

Emu:why are you helping us?

Markipler:you guys are saving someone,im  getting an artifact from here. Soooo...(gets his map out)uh...we might find both of them!

Emu:i see. Lead the way

Markipler:thank you kind sir.

[Manson-roof]

Rachel:is it reday?

Guard #7:yes ma'am.

Rachel:...good.

Chloe:rachel...you dont have to do this.

Rachel:oh really? Well then...(hugs her and wispers)then heres the cure~(injects some sort of drug)

Chloe:GAH! W-what did you-

Rachel:a simple drug that can make you obey my every command~

Chloe:y-y-you bitch...

Rachel:(giggles)

[Hallway]

The nebela chains detected something

Shun:my nebela chains detected something!

Markipler:wait...(heads to the door and knocks it down)...there it is...

Usagi:...i remember now...when i was betrayed and when my parents died...i have been send to my uncles and...we both planned this for 3 years...

Markipler:and its finnaly ours...(takes the object and chuckles)

Markipler:this...is gonna change our lives forever!

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Markipler:oh no,thats not good. Its alright though,cuz this is why we plan,alright,i see two ways out of this.

Chat noir:what are they?

Markipler:we get out of here all sneakly like,or we can go out(pulls out a flintlock pistol)GUNS BLAZING!

Rick:HELL YEAH!

Hiccup:no,the best tatic is to sneak out of here.

Astrid:im with hiccup on this one

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Rick:boo!!!

Markipler:your no fun!

Usagi:WAIT!...we go out there guns blazing!

Momoru:what?!

Ami,rei,makato,minako:usagi!

Markipler:i was hoping you would say that,FIRE IN THE-...(wispers)fire in the hole!(throws the bomb)

Ami:WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Markipler:now we only have 15 seconds before that puppy blows so ill dash right in-

BOOM!

Everyone got out of the room

Ikki:ugh!

Markipler:COME ON!

Everyone ran off and heads into a random room with...well(the gif saids it all)

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Markipler:...its fine! Once we get out of here,we find your friend,we get out of the manson,and we'll be home free.

Rick:well thats good news i think.

A robot came in

Ian:OH JEEBUZ!

Lori:what the hell?!

Robot:threats. Terminate.

Markipler:RUN!

They ran off

Dinger:THE U.S GOVERMENT IS AFTER US!

Anthony:SHUT UP DINGER!

The robot fired the bullets everywhere

Ella:WOAH!

Mads:(shreeks)

[Manson-roof]

Rachel:(gets naked and looks at chloe)strip.

Chloe:(strips)

Rachel:also,if you hear the song like a verson you do every single thing i do~

Chloe:you fucking bitch...

Rachel:aw,i thought we were friends~

The intire gang showed up and got down

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Emu:eh?

Chihiro:why didnt the place explode?

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Markipler:oh...i suppose anicent gun powder would be...ancient...huh.

Rachel:(sees the artifact)ooooooh! There it is!(takes the artifact)

Markipler:HEY!

Rachel:sorry,i need this more than you~

Markipler:I WAS TRYING TO GET THIS FOR YEARS!

Rachel:hmph.(plays the raido and comes up to chloe)

Chloe:f-fuck you rachel...

Rachel:sing with me~

Chloe and rachel:(starts singing)so baby come light me up(starts touching each other)and maybe ill let you on it~(falls in a pools mac and cheese)

Ian and anthony:oh!

Lori:what the hell?!

rachel:a little bit dangrous!(licks chloes breast)

Chloe:(moans)But baby thats just how i like it!

Rachel:A little less conversation.

Chloe:and little more touch my body!

Max:(starts crying)c-chloe...why?

Chloe and rachel:cuz im so-

Rachel:(pours mac and cheese on chloe)into you!

Chloe:(pours max and cheese on rachel)into you!

Rachel:(pours mac and cheese on chloe)into you!

Chloe:(pours max and cheese on rachel)into you!

Rachel:(pours mac and cheese on chloe)into you!

Chloe:(pours max and cheese on rachel)into you!

Rachel:(pours mac and cheese on chloe)into you!

Chloe:(pours max and cheese on rachel)into you!

Chloe and rachel:oh...YEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

BOOOOOOOOOM!

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Chloe and rachel fused into one

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Emu:it cant be...

Palad:she has the power of gemndenus?

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Amburprice(chronos):(laughs evily)

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Markipler:oh hell no.

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Amburprice(chornos):i now have to power to destory you all and demolish this universe...(points at max)starting with you max caulfield.(throws and energy ball at them)

it was blocked

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Emu:takeru,makato,alan!

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LETS GO! GHO-GHO-GHOST!

REDAY GO! KAKUGOU! TOKI TOKI GHOST!

(Heavy music)CRUSH THE INVADER!

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Kamen rider ghost:you okay,emu?

Emu:yeah. Thanks for the help. Oh by the way these guys helped us and one of them is sargent officer usagi.

Kamen rider ghost:nice to meet you.

Usagi:(nods)

Gemndenus chronos:what?!...more riders?!

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Gemndenus chronos:ILL CRUSH YOU ALL!

Kamen rider ghost:ill handle this! MUSASHI!

EYE! KAGAN! MUSTASHI!

Kettō! Zubatto! Chō Kengō!

Kamen rider ghost:(fights gemndenus chronos)

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

Gemndenus chronos:(laughs evily)oh my,what an idoit! You all happen to call yourself heroes? You all are jokes! You cant even make a sacrfice of your own all the time! Plus,you all have pain!

Kamen rider ghost:you just dont get it!

KAGAN! NEWTON!

Ringo ga rakka, hikiyose makka~!

Kamen rider ghost:(uses gravity to make gemndenus chronos float)we have sacrfice so much!

KAGAN! EDISON!

(Electrical voltage crackle) Ereki! Hirameki! Hatsumei-ō~! (Electricity buzzing)

Kamen rider ghost:sometimes it makes us commit mistakes that we never want to make...BUT!

PHEW! PHEW!

Gemndenus chronos:AGH!

Kamen rider ghost:IT WILL MAKE US ALL BETTER PEOPLE! AND THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS BELEAVE IN MYSELF

KAGAN! ROBIN HOOD!

Hello! Arrow! Mori de Aou! (Dramatic brass alongside arrows flying)

PHEWPHEWPHEWPHEWPHEWPHEWPHEAPHEWPHEW!(eagle cry)

PAUSE!

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HIT!

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RESTART!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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CHOU KAGAN! MUGEN!

Keep Going! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Gotta! Ghost!

Kamen rider ghost:...i wont give up...

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Gemndenus chronos:hmph...your all gonna die here...and thanks to chloe...time to reset.

RESET!

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It didnt work

Gemndenus chronos:WHAT?!

Kamen rider ghost:(fights her)

Markipler:(sees the artifact glowing)...wait...i have an idea. Usagi,max,get the box!

Usagi and max does so

Usagi:...(puts one hand on top of the box)sorry gemndenus...but its over! BECAUSE HERE'S WHY!

Gemndenus chronos:no...DONT DO IT!

Max:...im sorry rachel

Markipler:OPEN THE BOX!

Usagi opens it

Gemndenus chronos:NO!

pheeeeeee-

Everything started to reverse until closed kt

Usagi:alright!(goes up rachel)TAKE IT THIS(punches rachel)

Chloe:...(hugs max)how did you-

Max:the box...its conected to my own powers.

Chloe:...YOU ROCK GIRL!

[Hallway]

Usagi came downstairs

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Usagi:its over.

Everyone cheered

Rick:well that was(burps)easy.

Then markipler came in

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Markipler:huh...i was exspecting to have guards here. (Sees usagi)usagi? What are you doing here i-(sees the artifact)...is that what i think it is?(takes it)...oh my god...how...how did you...future us. Past us or...whatever! They...THEY GOT IT! What happened? Was i hero? Did i do amazing things. Did i save the world(sniffs the box)oh man...that totally smells like the end of the world! Well...mission accomplished

Shun:in both ways i suppose.

Markipler:well...im all geared up so...wanna grab another one?

Usagi:no,one is enough.

Markipler:yeah,good call maybe one is good enough.

Usagi:but still,ill tell you everything.

[The atlis]

Markipler:so you guys cane from the future because i told you to open the box? Huh...not herotic of me. but if it saves the world it will do.

Linkara:(fixes the atlis up)alright! Everything is all fixed! Whos up for another adventure?!

???:us!

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It was takeru,makato,and alan


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Emu:takeru. Good to see ya again

Takeru:yeah,i might as well return the favor.

Linkara:(drunk)OH SHUT UP! WHO WANTS TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH A BAT CREDIT CARD

Nostalgia critic:A BAT CREDIT CARD?! YOU BASTARD!(shoots every where and somehow shot mary poppins)...oh my god...i just killed mary Poppins. I just killed my first childhood icon

Rick was holding his portal gun while smirking and usagi took it

Rick:really?

Nostalgia critic:GOOD LORD WHAT WAS THE BAT CREDIT CARD DONE TO ME?! OH MARY POPPINS IM SO SORRY!(cries)

End

Well...that...that took...longer than i exspected...huh...anyways...im gonna go...the story will continue but not in this book. I will be making a new book,but however there will be a hint...Actaully,no,no,no,no. Im not gonna spoil anything...yet...(laughs)

Lost:hey author god what do i do with this c4?

WAIT WHAT?!

Boooooooom!

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