episode 4-jack the ripper

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Mr.poopy butthole:Last time on heroes of the multiverse.

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Beep...beep...beep...

A door opened

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Samuel:...im sorry...i was blinded by lies.

Rick:WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE THEM REGULAR DOG FOOD MORTY?!YOU KNOW THESE GUYS FEED ON STEAK ONLY!

Morty:I-I-I DIDNT KNOW RICK!

Sonic:too easy!piece of cake!(dashes at the robot)

???:and that arragance will get you killed

stop us?!

Hakai:i go by many names,but...just call me...hakai.

Hakai has the portal gun

Morty:OH MY GOD!HE TOOK THE PORTAL GUN!

Rick:ugh!give that back hakai!

Hakai:i rather not.take them away.

Ryuranger:Five stars, shining in the heavens!

Kuroranger:and 1 dark star!also shining in the heavens

Dairangers:Gosei Sentai!Dairanger!

Guard:Rick Sanchez?hakai wants a-

Rick:pass(knocks the guard out and takes his keys,then unlocks adrians cell,momorus cell,and kutoros cell)

Kutoro:GOD LIVES!

Hakai:(sighs)i still dont understand why my wife wanted me to hire a mortal.

Rick:(flips a switch and usagi was free)

???:your not arround from here are you?

Rick:yep.you are?

???:names raiden.

Rick:raiden huh?nice name.

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Mr.poopy butthole:NOW LETS CONTUNE!OOOOOOH WEE!

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Marinette:your a kamen rider?

Daijou yuseki:yes,i am the 3rd kugga of the multiverse.

Marinette:the 3rd what?

Daijou:there are 3 kuugas in the multiverse.the original kuuga who was passed on to a man who has the last name as me.yuseki,and there is another kuuga.who goes by the name yuseki

Marinette:and your name is daijou yuseki.

Daijou:yes.

[City]

Rick:(moddifying one of the robots to turn it into a car)

Raiden:what is he doing?

Morty:chill man.let him do his thing

Pidge:(gets on his lion)

Hunk:(gets on his lion)alright.all set.lets roll.

Both lions flew off

Rick:SERIOUSLY?!ugh!cant they just wait?

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[France]

Marinette:but why did you come here?

Daijou:again,i was about to meet my sensei here.

Marinette:...has ladybug died?

Daijou:who

Marinette:ladyb-(glows again)wait!no!please i have so many questions like how-(dissapears)

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Daijou:what?

[Road]

Rick was driving the robot

rick:alright,once we find the meeseeks box,everything should be fine.

Raiden was driving a regular car

Rick:seriously?your driving a car,i have to admit the model looks cool,but a hand made car is better.

Morty:uh,rick,he may have faced worst,i dont think its a good idea to make fun of him.

Rick:relax morty,ive seen people who fought through wars.i know how it works.

[Green lion]

Pidge:hunk,you know where the meeseeks box is?

[Yellow lion]

Hunk:hmmmm...right there.on top of that building...and...someone is taking someone hostage...a women and her son...

[Raidens car]

Raiden:what?

[Green lion]

Pidge:and its blue?

[Road]

Rick:WHAT?!aw crap.we're too late.

[High school 2006]

Marinette:(gets telaported in time)AGH!

Marinette:ugh...i have so many question why would this happen?(gets up)and where am i this time?(starts glowing again)already?!but i-(gets teleported)

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Everyone came in and started singing

(Insert wtf face here.)

[Building]

Rick,morty,pidge,hunk,and raiden came up stairs

Raiden:Rose!John!let them go now!

Mystrious man:after you drop your weapons

Rick:GIVE US BACK THAT MEESEEKS BOX MOTHERFUCKER!

Mystrious man:not a chance...

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SIGMA!

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Mystrious man:amazon.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

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Raiden:(pulls out his sword)

Rick:morty,take the hostages somewhere safe

Morty:a-alright,every one down stairs.(walks off with rose and john)

Rick:(pulls out a laser pistol)alright motherfucker,lets dance!

[City]

Morty:(takes them to the atlis)its okay,these guys will help you get back on your feet.ill pet your husband know you two are in here!

The atlis flew away

Morty:i hope rick can get out of this one.

[Building]

Rick and Raiden were getting beaten up by amazon sigma

Kamen rider amazon Sigma:(kicks rick in the gut)

Rick:AGH!son of a bitch!

Raiden:(tries to fight back but gets stabbed)AGH!

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Kamen rider amazon sigma:(is about to leave)

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Raiden:pain...this is why i fight.(punchs sigma)

Kamen rider amazon sigma:GAH!...not bad.

Raiden:(laughs)i think its time for jack...TO LET ER RIP!(runs up to him and fights him)

SLICE!SPLAT!

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Kamen rider amazon sigma:DIE!

VIOLENT!STRIKE!

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SLICE!

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Sigma died

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Raiden:(chuckles then turns back to normal)...agh...(sees that the meeseeks box is gone)what the?

[The atlis]

Rick:okay,i wanna say,thank yoh for joining us raiden,and your family will also come with you,because they dont want to see you leave again.

Raiden:thank you sir.but if i did leave.rose would understand why.

Rick:i see.however i feel bad that you leaving your family behind,WILL cause problems.i know this because i lost my wife once.

Raiden:i see.

Rick:alright.everyone take off.

The atlis left

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(Rick and Morty theme)

Mr.poopy butthole:NEXT TIME ON HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE!

Rick:here we are!the interglactic government.

Morty:so after this,they wont come back?

Rick:yep.

Emu:LETS ALL CLEAR THIS WITH NO CONTUNES!

Hirro:a new gashslot?

Tyinga:what?

Snoutlout:hello hiccup

Hiccup:sboutlout?

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