episode 7-the real test

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Also hakai belongs to Hakaibrine

[Hakais ship-control room]

...

Guard:sir,the girl still refuses to speak.

Hakai:...any sign of Rick Sanchez?

Guard:no sir.no sign.

Hakai:keep scanning,and make sure the girl talks as well.

Guard:yes sir.

[The atlis-lab]

Kutoro:ITS DONE!ITS DONE!MY NEWEST GASHSLOT IS FINNALY COMPLETE!(laughs)...robontic hell...my most...powerful gashslot of them all.i have to click yes to everything to make this gashslot more powerful!(puts on the game driver)henshin.

ROBOTIC!HELL!

GASHSLOT!

STATIC!

Kutoro:(screams in pain)

GASHOU!

Kutoro:...so...it wont work on the game driver eh?heh.no matter...I WILL FIND A WAY FOR THIS GASHSLOT!TO WORK!!!!(laughs insanely)

[The atlis-control room]

Rick:alright,we are gonna land in a few minutes.

Lance:where are we going?

Rick:home,my home that is.also if you see a idoit with boobs,an racist sexist douchebag with my daughter,thats my family.

Morty:not to mention they're my sister...and my mom and dad.

[Ricks home]

The atlis landed

...

Beth:what the hell is that?!

Jerry:the intergalactic goverment!IM HERE FOR MY 7TH PROMOTION!

Rick came out

Rick:sup turds!ricks in da house!

Beth:dad!(hugs rick)

Rick:hey sweetie.(sees jerry)oh,hey jerry.

Jerry:where did you get this spaceship?

Rick:long story,but i have a few friends to tell ya all about it.and dont make fun of them,otherwise your racist and sexist both at the same time.

Lance:uh,morty who is that?

Morty:thats my dad.

Jerry:hi there,im jerry smith,father of two,and--

Rick:they dont hire idoits like you jerry cuz you dont have a job.

Summer:grandpa rick!

Rick:summer!sup?

Summer:where have you been?!mom got worried and dad...kinda threw away everything and used some alien virus to mow the lawn

Rick:ugh!way to go jerry.morty,you might wanna freeze some sprem.

(Intro-we go where no one goes)

[Ricks house-kitchen]

Usagi:hmmm...not bad.

Momoru:its almost as goods as usagis cooking.

Usagi:ill teach ya a few tips

Rick:no,no.you dont have to.that was good beth.no one cooks good as you do.

Beth:aw,thanks dad.

Jerry:i thought that stuff was weed killer!

Rick:nope,THAT was a container of alien dna that wanst supposed to leak

Keith:so your family is THAT dumb?

Rick:nope,only jerry is.

Jerry:we get it!its because im the most icoitic person in the multiverse,and there are like infinte versons of me,and there are none that are smart!

Rick:(laughs)that was the dumbest thing i ever heard,and it was true as well!

Summer:where have you been?

Rick:space,the men in black,then in random places in america,france,space again.

Jerry:you met the men in black?!why not me?!

Rick:because your dumb!

Summer:oh my god,did you met malcrious ladybug?

Adrian:(growls)

Summer:oh,sorry didnt know you hate her.

Adrian:no i didnt.

Rick:hey,summer,can you come into the garage.i have to spill the beans on ya for this.

Summer:alright.(leaves with rick)

[Ricks house-Garage]

Rick:look summer,he dosnt know yet,ladybug/marinette just dissapeared,and most of all,everyone thought marinette murdered ladybug

Summer:what,the hell?

Rick:i know right?these guys are morions,anyways.we are trying to get her back.morty know this as well,i mean come on he was there

Morty:is there anything wrong rick

Rick:just filling summer in on what happened.

Morty:oh.did you tell her?

Rick:i told most of it morty,or maybe i mustve told 50 percent of it.or maybe i-

Summer:okay,we get it rick!

Rick:alright,come on.

[Ricks house-Kitchen]

Rick:sorry,i have to fill summer in on almost everything.

Beth:oh,its fine dad.

Rick:also,sorry for not coming back though.how long were we gone for?

Beth:a few days,its still summer break

Rick:oh.well atleast morty didnt miss out on anything.except for newer television shows or newer video games.

[The atlis-cafe]

Anthony:(playing a gitair)is this a c cord?

Pidge:nope.

Anthony:(plays it again)is that a c cord?

Ian:no anthony,your bad at playing the guitar!

Anthony:your just jealous that i can play an instrument.

Pidge:no,your just bad at playing the gitair

Chloe:im with her on this one

Ian:i agree with them as well.

Anthony:whatever man,your just all jelly.

BOOM!

Pidge:huh?

[Ricks house-kitchen]

RUMBLE!

Jerry:what the hell is happening?!

Rick:(looks at the sky)uh oh,i think hakai found us.

There was a ship in the sky

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:i know rick.your family means much to you.so i wont kill them.

[Outside]

Rick:atleast you care about that.the only family member you can kill is jerry.

Jerry:WHAT?!WHY?!

Rick:because your dumb jerry.

Jerry:OH!i know that because your the smartest one in the universe!

Rick:SHUT UP JERRY!

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:QUIET!...now...tell me.do you know who ladybug is?

[Outside]

Rick:yeah,and marinette killed him cuz the papers say so,which i disagree.i'll text you the rest.(sends hakai a text)

[Hakais ship-control room]

Guard #1:(gets the message)he wants us to do that?keep ladybugs secert?

Guard #2:he is one of the smartest people in the universe.

Hakai:fine.i got the info,but i wont speak it.

[Outside]

Rick:good.it could s(burps)shatter the multiverse.even the timelines of infinte ricks!

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:fine.but however,that secret wont be a secert for long

[Outside]

Ian:what the hell is he talking about?

Rick:none of your business,and in my opinion,the secert can only be broken a-at the right time.

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:(sighs)okay,as much as i hate to admit.your right.

[Outside]

Rick:yep,this is why we might have a off and on war going on between the two of us,im always correct.

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:(sighs)we have the girl,if you surrender,she will be free.

[Outside]

Rick:no thanks.

Anthony:DUDE!if one of us surrender

Rick:if that happens,the multiverse will lose its balls

[Hakais ship-control room]

Hakai:send in the heavys.

Guard #1:yes sir.

[Outside]

A bunch of heavys came in

Rick:oh great.

Hakais ship left

Rick:beth,take your idoit and summer and hide.

Beth:im not abonding you.

...

Rick:alright sweetie.just get reday.

...
...

Then kamen rider tiger and kamen rider femme came in and fights the heavys

SLASH!CLING!

SLICE!

Rick:what the hell?

...

Kamen rider tiger:you guys okay?

Emu:yeah.

Kamen rider femma:(sighs)good.we had a feeling we might run into you guys.

Allura:i see.

Tiger and femma revert to their civilian forms

Sora:my names sora.and this is my girlfriend hope.

Rick:sora and hope huh?nice names.im rick from earth dimenson c-137 and this is my home.

Sora:oh,sorry for not entering without your-

Rick:thrust me,im fine with it.as long as your not a rick or a jerry

Jerry:WHATS WRONG WITH TWO JERRYS?!how many jerrys do you actaully want?

Rick:0 aka no jerrys...where the hell is adrian?

[The atlis]

Adrian:(packs up)

Raiden:where do you think your going?

Adrian:out.im saving marientte.

Raiden:no...that would be too much of a risk,you'll end up dying out there!

Adrian:I DONT FUCKING CARE!PLAGG CLAWS OUT!(turns into chat noir)

Raiden:intresting.(pulls out his sword)

Samuel was watching without being noticed

Sardac:(randon giberish)

Samuel:maybe...if raiden wins.but if chat noir wins.he'll have a chance to defeat me.

...

Raiden:(charges at chat noir)

Chat noir:(yells and charges at him)

(End of episode)

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