"Someone help me!" The poor beautiful blond beauty screamed as she ran from the serial killer. But alas! She tripped on a tree stump! Wherever did THAT come from? She tried to get up and run again, but oh noes! When she tripped on the tree stump, she twisted her leg and now she can't move! How will she survive now?!!!😱😱😱

She shook in horror as the serial killer walked towards her slowly. She whimpered as the serial killer slowly came closer....and closer....and close-

*cue superhero music*

Her knight in shining armor came just in time. Within seconds, he chopped the serial killer's head off with his sword and carried the blond beauty in his arms and carried her off into the sunset on a flying unicorn.

"I knew you would save me," the blond beauty said dreamily, throwing her arms around her knight in shining armor.

"I'll always be there to rescue you princess," her handsome knight said heroically.

*cue me barfing repeatedly in a barf bag*

You know, I always sing this little song in my head whenever I feel disgusted by something.

It's a song called "No" by Meghan Trainor

You could say it's meh favorite rant song

🎤grabs microphone🎤

MY NAME IS NO
MY SIGN IS NO
MY NUMBER IS NOOOOOOII
YOU NEED TO LET IT GO
NEED TO LET IT GO
ON TO THE ON
TO THE NO NO NOOOOOO

(Sorry if I got the lyrics wrong. It's been a long time since I heard this song lol😂)

No, blondie, just NO 😰

Your lucky ur knight in shining armor even showed up

If it wasn't for him, you would've been dead by now😑

And I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT WHENEVER WOMEN ARE PORTRAYED AS WEAK LITTLE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS THAT NEED MEN TO SAVE THEM

I MEAN WHERE IS THE DAMN WOMEN POWER HERE???😒😒😒