Greetings Wattpadian, tis I, Paddy Ptah. 

OK...

Thank you for choosing to read "The Horses Mouth."

LET US GET THIS STORY TO 1k READS AND A MODEST 100 LIKES.

Interesting title I hear you say. 

The story was thought up whilst I was dozing to sleep it just came to my mind.

I was originally gonna call this "Serial Jelly." 

The when I was deciding on the narration of the story I decided that I wanted this to be written like a memoir. 

You know what I mean? 

off course Memoirs are usually written by a person (obvs). 

"It comes straight from the horse's mouth."

So now you know why this story is called.

 "THE HORSES MOUTH."

This is a new story I have begun. 

Its gonna be a Detective/Mystery story.

Em, popular yes, but not overly so. 

Again this is aimed for the YA American market.

NOTE THIS IS STRICTLY FOR OVER 18S ONLY READER BEWARE!

YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!

 The Horses Mouth.

So this is my first attempt at writing a murder mystery. I would greatly appreciate any feedback be it good bad or indifferent. Seriously tell me what you like tell me what I can improve.

So without further ado, I give to you.

The Horses Mouth. 

Interim manager muruer