The Past
Harley Quinn was screaming in pain.
"Almost there Mrs. Quinzel." The doctor said.
"Her name is and will always be Harley Quinn!" The Joker yelled. You see, Joker and Harley are in a new house now. They steal houses that people were originally living in. They do it by torching, killing, or just plain out show their faces to them and they'll run away. Anyway, Harley Quinn..... You know her story right? She worked at the Asylum with her original name Harleen Frances Quinzel. There she met the Joker. No one really knows his story. Shoot, he doesn't even know his srory. Probably because he's been a punching bag to Batman all the time. Anyway, Joker was the patient to Harleen Quinzel. Well they soon fell in love, or he made her think that, and Harleen Quinzel turned into Harley Quinn. (Now she needs a doctor.) So they fought batman, people, even eachother. A few years later Joker knocked up Harley and was going to have a baby. Harley wanted to have a doctor to check on her, but Joker didn't want that. They couldn't go to a hospital (except for a mental one) because they would automatically arrest them. But then her water broke and she wouldn't stop screaming and yelling. So Joker got a doctor to shut her up. So this is where you started from.
"Her name is and will always be Harley Quinn!" Harley screamed. A little head popped out of.... well, you know.
"One more push!" The doctor said. The baby cried and the doctor got the baby and cleaned it off. Once cleaned, he wrapped it up in a blue blanket and handed it to Harley. "It's a boy." The doctor said.
"Thanks doctor obvious." Harley said sarcastically.
"Well thank you doctor, but now you have to retire."
"BANG!" Joker shot the doctor in the head. He went up to Harley and the baby boy and picked up the baby. The little boy stared at Joker and cried.
"That's my Joker Jr. You need to fear me. I am your daddy."
"We are not calling him Joker Jr!" Harley yelled.
"It's my son, and he will be like me!" He yelled at her.
"YOUR A JACK ASS!" She yelled throwing a glass of water at him. He ducked and looked at his son.
"Hello, Jack Joker." Harley was calmed down when she heard the name.
"Jack?" Jack looked over and smiled at her. She smiled back.
"Jack Joker. You are my son, and you will be a villain like me. And together we will taunt Batsie." He let out his signature laugh. Jack laughed but it sounded like giggles. Joker looked at Jack. "You are pathetic now, but you will be great later." That is the story of how Jack Joker was born. How do I know about this you ask? Well because I was that little baby. What you don't believe it? Well I'm going to tell you a story, and it might just make you scream. Haha. You get it? Why so serious? Let's just get on with it.