Poland: HELPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Soviet Russia: HAHAA!!! ~skill issue~ *slaps Poland's butt* GYATT!!!

Poland: owww

A month later...

Poland: *kicks Soviet Russia's balls* SKILL ISSUE L L L

Soviet Russia: OUCHHHIEEEE!!!!!- wait how do we even kick balls when we ARE BALLS-

Poland: *kicks Soviet Russia's balls 10000000 times*

Soviet Russia: *no reaction, just pain*

A year later...

Soviet Russia: *bullies Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Ukraine, and takes away Latvia Potato*

USA and Other allied powers: *appears out of nowhere and shakes head in disappointment*

Soviet Russia: blya- *explodes*

meow