"Horses"
Time : *hugs his horse* I love you Epona! You're the only horse for me!
Wild : Alright, who wants to be the one to get abandoned in the wild instant I see a good paragliding opportunity?
"Exploration"
Time*taps his chin* A modestly-sized rock, eh? I must find a way to get past it to continue my linear quest!
Wild : *ignores while gliding off* Probably not!
"Scary Enemies"
Time : *runs* Whoah! That ReDead gave me a real scare!
Wild : *is being targeted* There is no god.
"Inventory"
Time : *is having a hard time carrying all of his stuff* Haha, wow, I sure do carry a lot of stuff!
Wild : *is all prepared carrying with his stuff*
"The World"
Time : *looks at Hyrule* Wow... look how massive Hyrule is!
Wild : *looks at the Volcano erupt* Holy $#!^
"Weapon Durability"
Time : *gives him the broken sword*
Biggoron : The sword I made for you broke?! I'm so sorry. I'll reforge it immediately so such an unlikely thing will never happen again!
Wild : *his weapons broke* F***ing again?!
"Meanwhile"
Skyward : *sweatdrops* Remember, don't mind Wild's swear swords. It's usually said in the montage. So don't blame us.
Twilight : Isn't funny that Time has a lot of stuff carry and had a hard time while Wild looks manly enough to have a well-prepared armor and inventory?
Warrior : Wild is the one mostly. ^^
Past Hero : This is nuts. I know Time doesn't look weak like Wild. *crosses arms*
Warrior : Hey don't worry, it's all part of the montage. So don't take things to seriously.
Twilight : He has a point Past Hero. *sighs*
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