Freshman- "So, do we have to salute the flag when we raise it or?"

Jackass flight sargent- "Na, not really.

Me- "Actually we're supposed to salute the flag in uniform, but not otherwise."

Jackass flight sargent- "Well, no one really does it. Like, literally noone."

Me- "The past three years when I was on flag duty, when flag detail was in uniform, we saluted the flag."

Jackass flight sargent- ^ignores me^ "Yeah, no one does it."

Pissed off me: "PROPER cadets do. Not the likes of you, who can't even call cadence and lead a flight like you're supposed to."

Jackass flight sargent- "Proper cadet? Yeah right, miss I can't even do a right face."

At this point the flight commander told the both of us to shut up

*as I'm walking to next period*

Mentally me- 'I should have said -At least I give a shit about being a cadet, unlike you, who doesn't care about the program at all-

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TwT

Why can't I think of my snappy comebacks when I need them, yet as soon as the argument is over I'm like, oh wait I'll finish them THIS way!

-.-
You suck, brain