"There is now a bandaid on my genitals."

True STORY BRO

OKAY SO IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE NOW BUT IT WILL IN TIME MY CHILD IN TIME

Someone is going to read this and be very concerned about what I'm up to.

(Yes there is actually a bandaid on my genitalia it's a long story but a weird one. Those are the kind you sickos liiiive for. Sooooo, I'm debating on telling it or not.)

Lovez ya,
Katt