OH. MY. GOD.

You guys, this just happened at Shoppers Drug Mart; LET US BEGIN WITH THIS STORY!

So, I was with my Dad as we ventured of to Shoppers to get me a new charger (it sucks by the way) anyhow we arrived and we got our things and then when we got to the cashier and she was late 30's early 40's looking gal.

Blue eye shadow-over died-streaky brown hair-looking bitch

Anyhow, she was all like 'Do you want an optimum card?" *bats fake eyelashes* And she turned around to get something and my Dad looked at me and was trying to keep from laughing.

I however was laughing hysterically and dry heaving at the same time, this bitch. We got out of the store and we laughed in the car for SOOO long. But not after he looked at me and said 'I still got it.'

Lovez ya,

Katt