Okay, so I am staying with my aunt in Toronto whom I am visiting with and one day she said "Hey, Katherine let's go get a manicure and a pedicure, it will be fun!" And me, being the person that I am said "Imma be in da car." So off we went, it was a chinise nail salon.

It was no bigger then 2 living rooms and kinda cramped, there were 3 machines side by side where you get your toe nails done, and then 2 machines across from that were you get your finger nails done.

Oh, and a couple weeks prior to this my BFF Madison ripped off my toenail, I had an ingrown toenail. (You can read about it on Life off the net! It's the first chapter. She changes the names to protect the innocence )

Anyway, so when we got there the girl I had doing my feet was a total BIAAAAAAAATCH! But, I try to look on the bright side of things. And she had been picking off my dead skin (I have ugly ass feet) and right were my ingrown toenail was she started poking at it.

And I really wish I could speak chinise becuase she was laughing and yelling across the room to the other workers there. But what really got me was she stabbed at it and ripped it off. OW! HAVE YOU NO MERCY?

Where were we? Oh right. After all of that, she put some weird ass stuff in a tiny, tiny bottle and squirted it on my ingrown toenail, well actually no because YOU RIPPED IT OFF! And because it was in a small bottle it means it can only be dangerous. Logic. Am I right?

Probably not. Okay so the end result was that it looked awesome, minus the BLEEDING.

Would I go back there? Probably. Hey, stupid decisions make awesome stories.

Lovez ya,

Katherine