SPOOKY ORCHARD PT 1

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HA you guys thought I wasn't writing them didn't ya?

MUAHAHAHAH HA

But if I'm not as lively or excited in this chapter is because it's 7 in the morning and I'm suuuuppper fucking tired.

Okay so- it was my mom, my neighbour and me.  The orchard is really close to where I live so it was like 10 minute drive.

We get there and I'm fucking pumped, ready to throat punch any clowns that come my way.

And so we wait in line for the "House of Terror" which wasn't even scary I just walked right threw.

And there was this that I don't even think worked there was coming up to people and like smelling their hair and like laughing in there ears.

And he looked like Yoda, which was very creepy so that was weird and he came up to me and laughed in my ear and my immediate response was to turn and yell, "I'm a minor!"

He just looked really embarrassed and everyone just looked at us, but secretly I wanted to punch him right in his Yoda looking ass face.

You know?

So we go into the "House Of Terror" my mom and my neighbor were so scared I being the brave munchkin I am, walked right threw yelling profanities at anyone and anything that popped out at me.

Part 1 muahahahahah more to come!

Lovez ya,
Katt

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