Hello my little lunatics! So I'm going to jump into the topic for today. Their are 3 types of dreams-

Good Dreams: Like winning the lottery

Bad Dreams: Being chased by a serial killer who wants to skin you and use your flesh as a blanket.

Weird Dreams: Stabbing your friend because she didn't like butterfly's, then enlisting the help of those butterfly's to hide the body.

These are all dreams that I've had.  So I have weird fucking dreams, like my brother got stabbed with a crayon by our babysitter who was a Disney TV star.  And I usually have these dreams when I have something to eat before bed, well...I discovered that I will have these morbid dreams if I have so much as a mint before bed.

I feel as if my brain is like:

YES! YOU HAVE THESE MORBID DREAMS! I SHALL SCARE YOU FOR LIFE! MUAHAHAH!

The sad thing is- Dreams reveal 40% of your true desires. Um...I really don't want my brother to be stabbed with a crayon, well right now at least.

Everybody has that one weird reoccurring dream though, mine is a gigantic chicken chases me down the street and no one will let me in there house, so I'm stuck outside until it kills me.

Assholes.

Lovez ya,

Katt