Hello my little lunatics! So as most of you know, I am a night owl. Night time is when I'm most productive, yanno?

So this has lead to:

-cleaning my fridge at 11 pm

-putting a Christmas tree up on 3 am on a Monday night

(these aren't just limited to weekends my night owl-ness is an all week thang)

and so on and so fourth

(ask Madison she will conform my late night weirdness)

so my Ma bought me melatonin from the store (where else would you get it) and brought it home and set it on the counter. So your buddy ol' pal is vitamin deficient cuz I never leave the house but I'm still getting that vitamin D ;))))))))

ha just kidding I am a child of gOd fuckin sickos

anyyywho, so my mom gets new vitamins and stuff she always gets a certain types of ones and then doubles I'm supposed to double it  because I'm the size of an adult (my doctor told me that I think she was calling me fat like i will fight u helen)

and so when my mom brings home weird shit in a weird bottle I take two because its always vitamins and whatevah its become a routine. So my mom is putting away the groceries and I see the bottle and its has the same packaging as two of my other vitamins (forgot which ones I'm on like 9 no joke) and so in mah head I was all like "oh okay i care about my health ill take my vitamins"

so I did that- i just got a glass of water opened the bottle and for some reason it was alreadyt out of the packaging ??????

;;EDIT;; turns out my mom took it out of the packaging when she got home so she could just throw it into the medicine cabinet i asked her

and so i just take two I'm not thinking

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING DO 

and i set my water glass down and i see it says 'melatonin' so I'm all like "Okay don't freak Katherine this is fine its probably just a funny word for vitamin brEATHE WOMan bREATHE"

sOOOOOO i just ask my mom what the melatonin was while she was on the phone and unpacking the groceries and she does that mom thing where she glares at you and continues talking on the phone so i kept asking until she put her hand over the talking part of the phone and said "it'll help you sleep now shhhh" and i was like "fuk u mean jen"

so instead of telling my mom calmly and responsibly i go upstairs and google what melatonin was and boY DID I EVER HAVE THE NAP OF MY FUCKING LIFE LIKE EVEN TODAY I STILL SLEPT A FUCK TON SO MORAL OF THE STORY YOUD THINK ID NOTICE THE DIFFERENT COLOR OF THE PILLS OR THE WAY THEY WERENT SHAPED LIKE MY USUAL ONES NOPE I DID NOT AND HONESTLY WHY AM I LIKE THIS

like i was sleepy as fuuuck and was just out of it

(see previous post)

ahhahahahhahahhahahahahaha I'm sorry i dunno why I'm like this

Lovez ya,

Katt