Sup my little lunatics, how's your day?

Bad?

OMG SAMEZIES.

Jelly.

Anywho, do you ever have those days where everything can be good but you still want to summon Satan to kill everyone? That would be funny considering I go to a catholic school.

^3^

Anyhow, since you might be having a bad day I decided to share some more of my embarrassing stories.

Storio #1

(I know I wrote 'storio')

<(o-o)> BAHAHAHAHA

So at the end of the day I was going to my locker as per usual. And of course I was humming the McDonalds theme song, I have a routine. Hum, grab books, repeat. I was in the middle of the "Ba da ba da - FUCK" I dropped my lock and yelled 'FUCK' .

The kid next to me just looks at me like O-O 'Mother warned me about girls like you'

Storio #2

In 2nd period we had religion and we had 20 questions we had to do the previous class. They were all weird questions, I kid you not these were some of them 'Do you think babies get bored in the womb?" "What would you do if the world stopped spinning?"

You get the gist.

Anyhow, we had to read them aloud and Madison decided it would be good to read question number 22.

I'M FEELING 22!!

Sorry, I couldn't restrain from singing the song. Anyhow, #22 is

'How did you meet your best friend? What was your original impression of them?'

Well....Madison thought I was goth when we first met. That's great. And she said it to the whole religion class. FML.

Don't get me wrong its fucking hilarious to see all the new kids I just met this year be like 'The hell?'

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAGAGAGAG

Sadness. Lolz. Hope you enjoyed my suffering!

Lovez ya,
Katt