Hanji sighed as her friends ran around her, sum almost ran her over.

"Wolfe i stg, i don't wanna turn gay!" Hanji said as she saw Wolfe aiming a gun at her that contained the gay gene "What about half gay?" Wolfe asked getting out the bisexual gene

"N O" Hanji said as Emily ran by her with sum matches "EMILY, PUT THOSE DOWN" She yelled as Connie was doing sum fabulous poses in the background with Armin.

"Why me?" Hanji asked as Emily somehow burned herself "AHHHH MUM HELP" Emily screamed while running by Hanji "How the hell" Hanji asked as 90Gb ran by Hanji "Sup, hoe" 90Gb said as Hanji gave them the middle finger.

Hanji then put on an oversized hoodie "Leave me alone to die" She said laying down on the ground and rolling away.