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"Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshipped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell."

The narrator of the story being told, being none other than Charlie, now having a much different appearance then before, having red pants, twice-braided ponytail, and red eyes,

and is shown reading a book, with Hevel sitting next to her, as his head is shown to be lying against her shoulder.

"Very nice with the story telling, Charlie. I kinda love it."

Charlie smiled down at him and kisses Hevel on the cheek. She is shown to be holding a key, as she whispers to herself, in Determination for the honor of her mother's memory

"Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud."

Charlie soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground. But just as she is looking outside, Vaggie then comes into the room, catching both Charlie and Hevel by surprise, who also has a different appearance then before, her hair now ends in grey, and is she is wearing a red blouse that is the same color as her bow with a dark gray peter-pan collar, dark gray trimming on the sleeves, and two dark gray buttons down the front. She also sports a choker and a miniskirt with a thick pale pink waistband hugging her waist, both colored in the same dark gray. She now has a set of fingerless slate-gray opera gloves with matching thigh-high stockings, which include white scallops at the cuff and toes.

"Charlie?"

This made Charlie panic a bit, as she spoke out to Vaggie at this.

"Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?"

Vaggie nodded, as she pointed her thumb at the doorway.

"Uh, yeah. I was right there. Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps...hehehehehehe."

Hevel smiled a bit, as he spoke out.

"She reads the story in a very beautiful way."

Charlie smiled, as the key transforms into a 1-eyed black cat named Keekee.

Vaggie then sits next to Charlie, as she spoke out.

"Anyway, I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?"

Charlie nodded her head at Vaggie, as she then spoke out.

"I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff."

Vaggie looks at Charlie directly in the face, as she spoke out.

"Did you hear from your mom?"

Charlie shook her head sadly, as Vaggie felt bad for her in a way.

"Oof.. how long has it been now?"

Charlie looked down at her knees, as she then spoke out.

"Not that long, only...seven...years, off doing something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about."

Vaggie smiled at her in a way, as she spoke out.

"Well, at least you're not alone."

Charlie nodded, but did not seem happy, as she spoke out.

"I just hope that what i'm trying to do here will work."

Crowley then hugs Charlie and wraps his arms and tail around her and spoke out.

"Well, at least we'll be there to help you too it."

Charlie smiled a bit and Vaggie does the same. Charlie couldn't have been more thankful enough.

"It will. We have faith in you."

Vaggie said, as Hevel and Vaggie stopped hugging her after a bit. Hevel does not have much change in his appearance, the only change being that his tail is slightly longer then before by a foot, and his hair is now a foot longer then before. Not as long as Charlie's hair, but still very long nonetheless. And currently, Hevel is now at the age of 18. Charlie deciding to be playful, grabs Hevel's tail, which made him gasp and pant a bit, because it felt so sensitive and...for some reason, good. Charlie giggled a bit, as Vaggie does the same, causing him to hug himself and closes his eyes, as he tries to stop breathing weirdly, and yet he cannot find it in himself to stop. Although he has since she come less nervous and more brave and bold then ever since his 1-year long stay in hell, as well as now deciding to speak bluntly whenever he had the chance to people that dare make fun or insult the Happy Hotel and the idea of redemption, he still has traces of his original nervous self present whenever he is alone with Charlie and Vaggie and they do stuff like this, and he doesn't know why. Hevel even spoke out at another topic.

"Kinda feels weird that we can change our appearances like this, and I still haven't figure out how to change my hooves to feet except when I go big. It is just very strange."

After a bit, with Hevel shaking his head, both Vaggie and Hevel stood up, as Vaggie spoke out to her.

"Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us."

Charlie nodded, as Hevel and Vaggie left the room, and Charlie looks back at Pentagram City, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes.

Elsewhere...

The scene on a TV Screen turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention.

"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!"

The scene then changes from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her to Charlie's interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of her crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd.

"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!"

The scene then changes to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to ring the demon cat before running off.

"Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"

The scene then Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends, and Alastor turns off the TV,

and looks to Crowley, Charlie, and Vaggie sitting onto the couch.

"So, what do you think?"

Crowley facepalmed at this, and spoke out.

"Alastor, that was awful nor helpful to the Hotel."

Vaggie then made a response of her own, clearly not amused at this at all.

"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"

Charlie seems to be a bit nervous at this, yet she still has a chance to speak out on this.

"Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

Vaggie then finishes for her.

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."

Alastor shrugged a bit, as he then spoke to all 3 of them.

"Funny, I was going for, hilarious."

Crowley then spoke out to Alastor.

"You call that Hilarious? Maybe to you, it is, but it certainly not for us. This is not even helpful."

Vaggie also respond to this as well.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point!"

Charlie nodded her head, agreeing with both Vaggie and Crowley, as she spoke out to Alastor.

"Vaggie and Crowley are right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."

Alastor then speaks out to all 3 of them, as he taps the microphone staff on the TV.

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement. So, I had a little fun with it."

Crowley looked unamused at this, as he spoke out to Alastor.

"Is that another way of saying that you're 'technophobic?'"

Alastor froze in place, and Vaggie did snicker a bit, and although Alastor's still smiling, which for some reason isn't dropping at such an insult, he looks unamused at Crowley, as Vaggie collects herself and spoke out and stood up.

"Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time."

Crowley shook his head, as Angel Dust raised his hand, and Crowley sighed and turns to look at him, as he spoke out to him.

"What is it, Angel Dust? And it better not be what I think it is.

Angel Dust then spoke out to Crowley.

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?"

"No."

Crowley said bluntly, as Vaggie nodded and spoke out to Angel Dust.

"Angel, you're a porn star."

Angel Dust then spoke back.

"A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."

Vaggie looked annoyed, as she spoke back.

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial."

Angel Dust shrugged, as he spoke back.

"Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."

As he had said that, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement, but ultimate refuses Angel Dust.

"Ha ha. Never going to happen."

Crowley sighed and pinched his nose, as he spoke out.

"This is like, again, you suggest that to Alastor of all people, Dust."

Charlie chuckles nervously, as she spoke out to Angel Dust.

"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."

Angel Dust scoffs a bit, and began to show off his body, as he spoke out.

"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Hahaha! Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."

Crowley sighed and shook his head, as he facepalmed a little bit, and Charlie chuckles nervously, and all of a sudden, Charlie's phone rings. She looks and she sees that it is from her father, Lucifer.

"Hold that thought! I'll be right back."

Angel Dust, not hearing this, spoke out.

"I could keep going all night, baby."

Charlie goes off elsewhere, as Crowley watches her nervous shaking form, as she answers the phone call.

"Hello? Dad?"

Crowley looks down for a bit, as he turns to look back at Vaggie, Angel Dust, and Alastor, as Angel Dust then spoke out.

"Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"

Alastor smiled a bit, as he then spoke out to him, as there seems to be dark magic surrounding him.

"Oh, trust me, I can..."

Crowley shook his head, as another voice spoke out.

"Why do you think I'm here?"

Crowley turns to look at Husk, who is cleaning some bottles, and he spoke again with an annoyed look on his face.

"You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"

As Husk says that while he is cleaning a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised, as she spoke out.

"I like being forced. I even want Crowley to force me! Especially with how much of a bad boy he can be sometimes!"

Crowley cringed and has a revolted look on his face, as Vaggie pulls him away, with Husk speaking out.

"Keep that to yourself, Niff."

Angel Dust then goes to the counter and spoke flirtatiously to Husk.

"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"

Husk looked annoyed, as he threatens Angel Dust.

"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."

Angel Dust bats his eyes a bit, as he spoke back.

"Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."

Crowley teleports Angel Dust away from the bar, as he spoke out

"I'd rather kill myself than do whatever it is to Niffty. And no, Angel Dust, we aren't gonna force people to go into the Hotel. That's not the purpose of this is about. It's a choice that the Sinners can make alone."

Angel Dust then spoke back.

"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

Crowley then spoke out to Angel Duat with an annoyed look.

"No, it's because you can't play your role properly and have to act stupid, as well as the fact you cannot pay a bill over a simple job."

Angel Dust flinched and Vaggie giggled a bit, as Vaggie shakes her head a bit, before she then spoke out.

"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."

Angel Dust then goes to place a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, only for Angel Dust to be frozen in his place, as Crowley held his hand out, and Angel Dust looks at Vaggie and Crowley, both with deadpan looks on their faces, as he then spoke out.

"Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."

Crowley then snarks back.

"Only because you have terrible spending habits."

With Charlie, she is send at the end of the phone call, and she seems oddly happy for some reason at whatever news her father has made for her.

"Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?"

Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement, as she spoke out one word repeatedly happily.

Yes...YES!

Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Crowley in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.

"CROWLEYVAGGIEHOLYSHIT!"

This made the duo flinched, as Vaggie and Crowley spoke back to her.

"Woah, Charlie!"

"Ah! What?"

Charlie waves them both to come to her for some exciting news, as she spoke excitedly.

"Get over here you 2..."

Vaggie sighs happily, with Crowley smiling a bit at her, as they both walked over to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. Both Crowley and Vaggie meet up with Charlie from behind.

"What's going on?"

"Yeah, something up?"

Charlie begins to breath and calm her nerves, as she began to speak, a little too fast, since she is just too excited.

"My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."

Charlie hyperventilates and grabs both Vaggie and Crowley to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year. Crowley was concerned, because the leader of the Exorcists being with them to talk to...it does not sound good.

"But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"

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Happy Day in Hell

As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing, as Vaggie tries to speak to her, but Crowley remained silent.

(I can do this! Somehow, I know it!

I'll get Heaven behind my plans! )

"Charlie, hold on..."

(There's just no way I could blow it.

Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!)

"It's just a meeting."

(To change their minds

And touch their heart!

Or... whatever angels have!)

"This could be bad..."

(Cheer up, Vaggie!

This could be swell!

Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!)

"Okay, but just don't... sing to them."

But as she said that, Crowley's voice was heard.

"Woah, what are you doing?"

Just before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, and Charlie is shown to have grabbed Crowley by the arm, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle, as he spoke out.

"That bitch is halfway down the street!"

Vaggie looks flabbergasted, as she spoke out.

"Is she—?"

Angel Dust then spoke out at what Charlie is doing.

"Oh, she's dancin' with tails here!"

Vaggie facepalmed a little bit at this, as she groaned unhappily.

"Ugh, no..."

Outside, Charlie making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song, as she dances with Crowley, who looks embarrassed, but kept silent as to not hurt her feelings.

(There's a warm, fuzzy feeling.

That wafts through the air.

Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare!)

Charlie goes to stare at the window, but Crowley pulls her away fast, as he could already hear something inside, and he does not want to know what it is.

(It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere.

If you don't mind the smell...)

Charlie almost steps on a shark demon, but Crowley teleports both himself and Charlie at the other side so they don't step on it, and it smelled bad, as they both stepped away from it.

(It's a happy day in Hell! )

Charlie then waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

"Hey mister."

The demon clearly doesn't like her near him and spoke out.

"Go fuck yourself!"

Charlie and Crowley moved away, and other demons began to sing along with it, which weirded out Crowley, as Charlie greets them, with one demon opening his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul!)

"Hello!"

(And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!)

"Ah, excuse me!"

(Doing what is required, we all have our role.)

(I'm not doin' well!)

Than, multiple demons sang out at the same time

(Another shitty day in Hell!)

Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction, as she got Crowley to climb up as well, and it made him embarrassed, as his tail wagged from side to side, due to how lovely her singing is, and the fact that she's bringing him along.

(If I can show them the dream I've dreamed.

That any soul can change!)

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend, who dragged Crowley, their boyfriend along.

Vaggie: (Those angels' minds are hard to change. )

(Then they will know everyone can be redeemed.

From the evil to the strange!)

Vaggie: (They're bloodthirsty and deranged!)

(I can hear all their stories.

The lost and displaced.

And I know that they're more of an acquired taste.

But! if I open the door and I give them a place.

At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell!)

A truck comes by, and Charlie, who now holds Crowley and hugs him with one arm, much to his embarrassment, and they hitch a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town.

(From the porn studio.

Where the cinephiles go.

To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!)

Charlie and Crowley jumped off, as they looked around too see the cannibalistic demons eating.

(To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause.)

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on, and Charlie freaked out, as she began to wipe it off.

(Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!

And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye!)

Crowley then snapped his fingers, and the blood is gone, as she continues singing while grabbing Crowley's hand.

(Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide!

I can do this, I just know it!)

Then, the burning demon from before sang.

(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul.)

Charlie continues to sing.

(I'll get Heaven behind my plans!

There's just no way I could blow it!)

Then, a sinner from before sang out once again.

(I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.)

But Charlie does it stop singing a single bit, as she continues on.

(Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

To change their minds.)

Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his naked body in front of Charlie and Crowley, which creeps them both out, and Crowley covered his eyes.

(And touch my parts!)

Charlie shook her head, as she briefly stopped singing, as she spoke out to the slug demon for a bit.

"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna..."

She then resumes singing her heart out.

(Fulfill my destiny!)

The slug demon spoke back to her.

"Your loss, bitch."

Crowley, not appreciating this, launches a fireball at him, as Charlie continues singing, as the both of them reach the clock tower.

(I can already tell!

Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!)

Clocktower...

The inside of the clocktower is dark, as Charlie opens the door, with Crowley taking a peak inside.

"Hello?"

Charlie said, her voice echoed. Crowley and Charlie went inside, as she looks around and finds the whole embassy deserted. A hallway what is white and golden with an image of fire on the windows, underneath what seems to be Heaven. Couches are present at the sides, and there is a table at the end. Both her and Crowley walks to the front desk to check in.

"Hello?"

Her voice echoed once again, and still, no one was heard, and she spoke out.

"Creepy."

Crowley looked around, and spoke out.

"Where's the person we're interviewing?"

As he said that, Charlie then comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her. Charlie begins signing it, as she spoke out.

"Oh, okay...Also creepy."

As soon as she finished singing it, both the scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around. Crowley's eyes narrowed, as he opened his hand and a red ball of light appeared.

"Uh...hello? Is anyone here?"

Crowley was about to brighten it, but the lights suddenly went on, revealing 2 exorcists at the end of the room and on what seems to be a table, with one of them speaking out.

"Sup!"

Charlie panicked and shouted out in surprise.

"Holy, shit!"

She almost fell down, but Crowley caught her before she could fall, and helped her stand back up, as he looks to see the 2 angels at the other side.

One of them is a female and wears a typical exorcists outfit, except that her mask's right pupil is a white circle with an X over it instead of a white X. The other one is...different. It is a male that has a mask that appeared similar to other Exorcists, though with normal-looking eyes and golden facial expressions. The mask also holds a pair of horns similar to an Exorcist, albeit longer, smoother, and with a golden ornamental attachment on the tips. He has a pair of large and golden wings on his back, and has a bright gold halo and has two spikes pointing up and down from each other, though these spikes are located at the front of his halo. He wore a smooth white and golden cloak that appears to have a large 'A' symbol emblazoned on the front. His hands are black in appearance, and had gold-tipped spikes on the back of his collar.

Crowley then spoke out.

"Charlie, who are they?"

Charlie whispered.

"Don't know"

Charlie grabs Crowley by the hand, and goes to the table to greet him.

"Hi, I'm Charlie, and this is Crowley. My dad asked me if we could meet you."

The Angel nodded, as he spoke out.

"Yeah, I know."

The big Angel eats his rib like a buzzsaw, as Charlie spoke out.

"Okay, well. It's nice to meet you."

The Angel spoke back, although his voice is anything but friendly.

"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too."

He reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, but Crowley stopped her, as he spoke out.

"Wait for just a single second..."

Charlie looked confused at Crowley, who then conjured a stick, and pokes the large exorcist's hand...which went through. Crowley looked unamused, as he spoke out.

"Huh...clever. Holograms."

The leader looked surprised as he spoke out.

"Huh? You've figured that shit out?"

Crowley nodded, as he spoke out.

"I can usually sense exorcists, and know when they are here. It feels odd that I cannot sense you, despite being in front of me."

The Angel was bummed out, as he spoke out.

"Gah, fucking damnit. I almost got her! Don't you find this fucking annoying, Lute?"

The assistant, Lute looked unamused at Crowley, as Charlie is trying to get something straight with the leader being a hologram.

"Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?"

The leader chuckled a bit, as he spoke out.

"No, you think I'd come down there? No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? Ew."

Crowley and Charlie are uncomfortable, but Crowley's reason for being uncomfortable was different.

"Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-"

The angel puts a finger on Charlie's lips, although he isn't physically touching her, as Crowley clawed the underside of the table, as Adam spoke out.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.

The Exorcist leader then takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie, as Charlie looked uncomfortable.

"Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."

Charlie, although a bit uneasy at this, does take the time to be polite in this.

"Uh...thanks."

Charlie goes to grab it, but Crowley remembered something about the holograms. He stopped Charlie's hand, and makes a knife, and spoke out.

"Wait, That's a hologram as well isn't it? Because I remember you were eating it despite being a hologram."

This made Charlie stop for a bit, as she backs her hand away, as the leader groaned in annoyance and spoke out.

"Ah fuck it! You're ruining the fucking fun!"

Crowley looks at The Exorcist Leader and spoke out.

"I'm more of a 'straight to the point' type of guy. I don't have a sense of humor."

The leader narrowed his eyes, as he spoke out.

"And also...you kinda look familiar to a fuck I know. Have I seen you before?"

Crowley shook his head, as he spoke out.

"No, never met. And you're new to me. Never even talked to an exorcist, considering how very murderous and bloodlust you are."

Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle, as Crowley narrowed his eyes at Adam. But still...although Adam seems to be acting like a fucking goof, Crowley had to take one look in his eyes, and although he isn't physically here, he can tell, Adam's far more competent then he let's himself show, and more importantly...he can see, how much manic hatred he has to the demons.

'He is going to be very huge trouble.'

Hazbin Hotel...

Back at the Hazbin Hotel, the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial . Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.

"Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera."

She then turns to look at Radio Demon, as she spoke outhis name.

"Alastor?"

Alastor snapped his fingers, and conjured in Vaggie's hand is a camera for Vaggie, however, the camera is a folding-type old camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused, as she glares at Alastor with an annoyed expression.

"A 'video' camera?"

Alastor hummed a bit in distaste, as he snapped his fingers again, replacing the useless 1930s camera and conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

"Alright! Let's do this!"

The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust at the opposite counter. The camera whirrs back to get a better focus of the two, as Vaggie spoke out.

"And...action!"

Husk, looking at the piece of paper in front of him, carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?"

Angel Dust, who's deciding to ruin the script, spoke out.

"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"

Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.

"Well, you come—"

Angel Dust then moans a bit, further ruining the script, as he spoke out

"Oh, yes!"

Husk, annoyed and bored at this, spoke out

"-the right place."

Vaggie has had it, especially with what Angel Dust is going, as she stops recording and looks annoyed.

"Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

Husk got annoyed with her and snapped back.

"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"

Angel Dust then gets closer to Husk's face, as he decides to flirt with him

"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. Rrawwr."

Husk getting irritated irritated by Angel Dust, shoves him out of the counter painfully hard. Husk looked at what he did accidentally, but does not care as he sarcastically spoke out.

"Whoops."

Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it, as Vaggie was annoyed at this failure.

"Husk, come on. Ugh."

She pinches her nose, as she spoke out.

"Where's Crowley when the hotel needs him? He'd be perfect at this, despite how nervous he can be sometimes in video."

Clocktower

Back at the clock tower meeting room, Charlie is looking extremely bored, as they've been listening to the leader's talk about his sex life. Crowley rubs his face, but he continues to look at the leader in the eyes, as he can see what he's truly thinking...and it is all horrible, yet he does the best he can to imitate Charlie's behavior, so the leader doesn't suspect him.

"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

Charlie, then realized something, as she spoke out to the leader, especially his name.

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh...."

Crowley's eyes widened, as he spoke out.

"Seriously? That's not what I expected."

Charlie's eyes widened, as if she figured out something that she hadn't realized in a long time, as she spoke out.

"That explains so much."

Adam grinned, as he held a rock pose and spoke out.

"I know. I fucking rock."

Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand, as Crowley narrowed his eyes, as he looks to see what Adam is thinking.

"Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."

Adam, however, deciding to be strange, spoke out.

"Call me, Dickmaster."

Crowley waved his hand, and spoke out.

"No, just no. It's weird."

Charlie clears her throat, as she continues to speak out to Adam.

"Adam. You seem like a smart, well...stand up guy."

Adam picks his teeth, as he spoke out.

"Uh-Huh."

Charlie continues, as she continues to speak to Adam.

"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A-A genius!"

Adam shrugged a bit, as he spoke out.

"I mean, your words, babe."

Crowley narrowed his eyes, as they flowed dangerously, and his tail whipped a bit, although his expression did not change a single bit, as he kept his eyes on him, and Charlie continues to speak out, and now Adam's speaking back just as quickly.

"Who would really love to put his name on something."

"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"

"It's a solution to our biggest problem!"

"Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch."

"No! Our... other biggest problem!"

"Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem."

Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is, as Adam can only say out.

"Ummmmm..."

Crowley, however, could tell that Adam's pretending not to know. He can tell that Adam is a lot smarter than that, and he is definitely far more dangerous in his eyes, for he can see it in him.

Hazbin Hotel

Back at the hotel, Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab with a needle, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times, while also piercing the floors a bit.

"Stab! Stab! Stab!"

But Vaggie stops her by grabbing her arm and her shoulders when she turned around, as she spoke to her.

"Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?"

Niffty smiled a bit, her hands on her hips, as she spoke out.

"Got it. I'm ready."

Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene.

Vaggie panels away, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out. Vaggie, getting a bit weirded out, spoke out.

"Uhh, cut."

Niffty stops filming, as Niffty snapped out of it, as she spoke out.

"Hehehehehehe...How was that?"

Vaggie, not sure what had gotten into her, spoke out.

"Well, Niffty you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again."

Niffty's eye widened unhappily, as she frowned a bit, but she still tries it again.

"Ok!"

Vaggie then simply spoke out.

Vaggie: Action!

Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, almost like she wants to facepalm a bit, as Angel comes close to her face and smugly whispers to hers

"You're doing great, Vagina."

Vaggie, now finally straight up irritated for a bit, finally had enough.

"Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post."

Angel Dust still has a smug smile on his face, as he spoke out in a mocking way

"Do you even know what that means?"

Vaggie, now straight up angry, shouted at him and made Angel Dust flinch.

"I'll figure it out!"

Angel Dust looks at her with a frown on his face. A little while later, Vaggie is sitting in a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room, going up to her face.

"Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?"

Vaggie snarled a bit, as she spoke out.

"Ugh, este pendejo (English: this asshole)... Why are you even here?"

Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her, as his shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures, before disappearing.

"For the entertainment. came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!

Vaggie, she is now getting very pissed off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him, in order to mock him.

"And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—"

As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the static camera on the floor, which then is now destroyed.

"UGH!"

Vaggie looked panicked at the camera, as Alastor points at his face.

"I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio."

As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.

"That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?

As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor approaches her, as he does think that Vaggie has a point, as he then spoke out.

Alastor: Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.

Vaggie then scoffs at Alastor, as she spoke out.

"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?"

Alastor, however, corrects her on this.

"Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice."

Vaggie had second thoughts of letting Alastor do the work for her, and lances away for a brief moment before making her decision. Vaggie sighs, as she spoke out

"Fine."

Vaggie picks up the camera and gives it to Alastor, which he evaporates it with a clap of his hand.

"Now then!"

Alastor then snaps his fingers and transforms the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Shadow demons conjure up as additional background characters, as Vaggie, now pumped up, spoke out.

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial."

Clocktower

Back with Charlie, she is looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. Crowley, however, is also getting annoyed, but he kept his cool and does not shout.

"When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."

Charlie, finally having enough, finally got to the point and shouted out.

"NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!"

Adam: Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!

Adam then turns to Lute, as he then spoke out to her.

"Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

Lute, smiling at Adam, spoke out to him with glee in her voice.

"Got a good 275 this year, sir."

Adam, impressed with her and happy thar she had gotten this many, spoke out to her.

"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it."

Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did. Crowley sneered, as Charlie spoke back to Adam.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?"

Adam, thinking that such a thing is hilarious and wanting to mock her for it, spoke out.

"Oh yeah. That must suck for you! Hahahahahahaha!"

Charlie, wanting to keep on caring for her people, spoke out to them.

"But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven."

Lute, however, possessing a hatred to the sinners and not caring about them, spoke out.

"They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation."

Charlie, in defiance for her people, spoke out.

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes."

Lute, however, being so assured; spoke out.

"Angels don't make mistakes."

Charlie looks at Lute and spoke out unconvinced at her.

"You really think that?"

Lute crossed her arms and spoke o r smugly.

"I know that."

Adam then spoke out just as smugly.

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life."

Crowley then takes a quip of his own.

"Know? Is it because of assumptions, or because you are turn a blind eye to any acts of evil committed? Because if people make mistakes and admit to it, that proves they are still decent and good. But only assuming you don't make mistakes or anything like that doesn't prove anything good at all."

Lute looked angry, as Adam did as well, but he decided to keep his cool and spoke out, as Lute snarled out.

"The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?"

Crowley then spoke out just as coldly, as he looks at Lute.

"So what if a person means little? It does not change the fact that everyone, how big or small, has a purpose and place in their lives or afterlives, something all of you angels seem to be forgetting."

Lute looks at Crowley, angry that he is not intimidated or feeling unhappy, but just taking his time to speak back to her and makes points that she cannot make a come back at. Adam also seemed angry, but he cannot help but look at Crowley's face, and sees something familiar about him, and it's making him mad. He then decided to say something that will make her upset.

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"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it."

Charlie, panicking, can only scream out.

"Oh fuck!"

Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could.

"Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."

Hell is Forever

Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk, which is close to singing as she gets all her stuff out in the table to show them what she means.

(I know Hell's population is out of control.

It's a bad situation.

It's taking a toll.

If we rehab these Sinners.

And cleanse all their souls.

At my Hazbin Hotel—)

Charlie rambles through the stacks of paper to get something, as she realizes that she is not doing all that she has right, as Adam and Lute are looking at her unamused, and Crowley steps next to her

"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!"

Charlie then began to sing again for this.

(Right! Extermination!

I know you guys fly down.

Just to kill once a year.

And it must be annoying.

To schlep all the way here.

If they join you in Heaven.

That trip disappears!

You can wave that chore farewell.

It'll be a happy day in—)

But Adam, deciding to take the chance to mock her, spoke out

(Let me stop you right there.)

Charlie stopped, as she spoke out.

"Oh-"

Adam then sang again, as he is ready to make her feel like shit.

(Save us all precious time)

Charlie spoke out awkwardly at what Adam said, as she spoke out.

"Okay..."

Adam then began to do his part.

(If what you're suggesting.

Is letting them climb.

Up the ladder.

Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?)

Charlie began to stumble on her words, as Crowley felt alarm bells ringing inside of his head, realizing that what is about to happen is not good."

Charlie began to explain, although she began to stumble a bit, as her resolve is starting to become weak.

"Well, uh—"

But Adam take the chance to knock motivations down and stomp on them, as he sang his part, as he shows Charlie and Crowley the gates of Heaven, but they are suddenly pulled back and almost entered a cauldron of meat and ribs, with Crowley holding Charlie up, as he flies out of the way before Adam can swat them both, as Adam turns black on the right side and white on the other, as the scene changes to Crowley flying up witb Charlie in his hands, as Adam looks at them both, and Lute tries to swing a sword at them, only for Crowley to make a sword to clash it, causing the scenery to change and show Charlie's paper slashed by a sword, only for Crowley to repair it.

(Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates!

'Cause Hell is forever.

Whether you like it or not.

Had their chance to behave better.

Now they boil in the pot.

'Cause the rules are black and white.

There's no use in tryin' to fight it.

They're burnin' for their lives.

Until we kill 'em again!)

Charlie then looks at Adam, and tries to speak.

"Okay, but-"

But Adam then decides to continue on, as he continues singing.

(Just try to chillax, babe.

You're wasting your breath.)

Charlie can only chuckle nervously, as Adam continues to sing and mock her. While Crowley, he's watching and next to Charlie, ready to defend her whenever possible.

(Did I hear you imply.

That they don't deserve death?

Are they Winners?

Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry.)

Charlie tries to explain again, as she goes to explain it.

"Well, actually, if you take a look—"

But Adam interrupts her explanation, as he sang out.

(Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!)

He flies into the air and clouds are made, as what Dean to be a room in heaven is shown to them, with Adam's arms opened up, for he looks at the sky.

(And when all's said and done (Said and done)

There's the question of fun (Fun)

And for those of us with Divine Ordainment.

Extermination is entertainment!

Bow-now-now-nownow!

Guitar solo, fuck yeah!)

Adam began to play an air guitar, as Charlie and Crowley began to get up from what Adam had done, and they look exasperated by this, and all of a sudden, Exorcists in a golden color appeared, as Adam decides to sing out to the pair.

(Hell is forever.

Whether you like it or not.

Had their chance to behave better.)

Charlie was panicked, as she spoke out at the sight of the Exorcists that had appeared.

"Where the hell did you people come from?!"

One of them waved her hand, as if to mock her, as Lute crossed her arms. Crowley narrowed his eyes, as he is almost at the edge of his temper, and can feel his demon form slowly starting to partially appear, while Adam continued singing, as he dances with Lute a bit just to mock her still.

(Now they boil in the pot.

'Cause the rules are black and white.

There's no use in tryin' to fight it.

They're burnin' for their lives.

Until we kill 'em again!)

Adam then summoned what seems to be an axe that also acts as a guitar, as he began to play and jeer at her, as the golden exorcists joined in Adam to crowd hee and Crowley.

(Fucking ' Hell's forever.

And it's meant to suck a lot.

So give up your dumb endeavor.

'Cause you don't have a shot!)

Charlie is getting angry, and so is Crowley, as their partially went to their demon forms, with Charlie growing horns and her eyes turned red,

as she growled and made her piece of paper burn up, as Crowley also grew taller to the height of 8'5, taller then Charlie, but still shorter then Adam, who is 9'2, as his horns grew long and larger, his 2 pairs of crow wings pop up, and his tails gotten longer, his eyes leaking red smoke and demon blood, as he sneered at Adam, his sharp teeth showing.

(Long as I've got your attention.

I guess I should probably mention.

That we made the determination.

To move up the next Extermination! )

Charlie looked horrified, but Crowley glared even more, as he can tell what is in his mind, knowing he's about to do something insane.

"What?"

Charlie cannot but say, as Adam says one more verse in order to try and make her get the point, with a disgusting grin on his face, as he goes up to Charlie and Crowley's own.

(Can't wait a whole year.

To slaughter those little cunts.

I know it's just been a week.

But we'll be back in six months!)

Despite Adam being a Hologram, he is somehow able to get Crowley and Charlie and throw them out of the door.

"Um, wait, you-you— Ugh, SHIT!"

The doors began to close quickly as soon as Charlie goes up to it, but Crowley had one more act he decided to do. He summoned his spear and throws it at the door just as it was almost closed, and although he didn't see it, he did hear a male yelp of pain, definitely from Adam, despite being a hologram, as the guitar jamming stopped. Charlie slammed her fist onto the door, as Crowley spoke out.

"Got him."

Crowley then walked up to Charlie, as she looked distressed, and Crowley remembered what Adam said.

"Six Months. They're coming in six months. Charlie, that is not good. They halved the year."

Charlie looked distressed, upon hearing what it is that Crowley said, as she grabs Crowley's hand, and spoke out.

"Let's go back, Hevel."

Crowley nodded his head, as he and Charlie left the clock tower, as Crowley gripped his hand tightly onto her. Crowley can only hope that they are ready for what is about to happen in the six months that will occur, because they will need all the help that they can get in order to deal with this problem.

Hazbin Hotel

Crowley and Charlie, back in their normal selves returned back to the hotel, with Charlie looking sad, and Crowley looking unhappy, as Vaggie spoke out.

"Charlie, Crowley! How did it go, did they listen?"

Charlie was about to speak, but Crowley spoke for her.

"No, they laughed at her idea and mocked her. And worse, I think the leader had decided to make extermination's time limit be cut in half. Now they'll appear in 6 months."

Vaggie looked alarmed at this, as she then took a deep breath and sighed.

"Well, shit that is a bummer. Well come here, you 3, we have something exciting to show you."

Vaggie grabs Charlie's hand, and Crowley walked towards them, as they lead to the group, as Vaggie spoke out.

"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air."

Alastor's grin also seems to be of accomplishment, as he spoke out.

"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!"

Crowley looked annoyed at Alastor, as Charlie spoke out to Vaggie.

"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?"

Angel Dust then acts as his usual boastful self, as he spoke out.

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."

Charlie beams brightly, as she spoke out at this, her bad mood being gone.

"That's... that's amazing."

Angel Dust then hushes to Charlie, as he knows it's about to begin.

"Sshh, it's starting."

The TV is turned on, as the Vaggie in the commercial began to speak out the beginning, everyone now wearing a different set of clothes for the viewers to now see.

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -"

But just as it was starting, it suddenly switched to News 666, and the group, minus Niffty and Alastor, angrily complained. But Crowley was able to realize what it was about, remembering that Adam said.

"6 Months..."

Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench appeared on the screen, as Katie spoke out.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"

Tom Trench shook his head, as he spoke out.

"No, what does that mean, Katie?"

Katie, in a very angry freak out, then shouts at Tom Trench at the very bad development that is about to happen.

"It means we're all royally fucked!"

Than, screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next Extermination. Angel Dust and the group are pretty panicked, as Angel Dust spoke out.

"Wait, what?"

Crowley snarled, as he teleports back to his room, and sighed.

"This...this just is not our day."

With Adam...

Adam is shown to be inside of a room, and held his hand, and although the wound wasn't physical, he did feel it still, somehow.

"Man, fucking piece of shit got me good!"

And before Adam is the body of a headless exorcist, as Lute then spoke out.

"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!"

Adam shook his head, as he spoke out, and has an evil grin on his face.

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again! But that Crowley shithead..."

He slammed his fist down onto the table, breaking it, and the lights gone out, as he smiled angrily, and he spoke out.

"He might be catching on..."

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