Chaotic Shenanigans

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You spent about the next 2 hours hanging out with Cherri Bomb, treating her to a few drinks. During your time with her, she would talk about how she would invade random territories and blow shit up just for the fun of it and to blow off some steam. Other times, she'd talk about her porn star friend, Angel Dust.

As far as you and Cherri know, Angel's always having difficulties with the boss of the porno studio and this boss figure happens to be a member of these 3 overlords called the Vees. He sounds like the biggest, rottenest fucking asshole in all of Hell. Definitely someone you'll take pleasure in messing with... big time.

But either way, the more she drank, the more problems she opened up about to the point where she was a ranting, drunken hot mess. Since she was too hammered to go home, you decided to let her stay at your resort in a special guest room right next to the room you sleep.

Y/N: "Now then... I believe it's time to make good on my promise and offer some protection to my fellow overlords."

*bzzzt*

Secretary: "Sir, sorry to interrupt, but Carmilla Carmine has come by, she wants to see you."

Y/N: "Of course. Send her up."

Secretary: "Right away, sir."

She arrives on your floor in just a minute and then approaches you with a serious look.

Y/N: "Is there something I can help you with?"

Carmilla: "Indeed. I need you first pay a visit to a... disciple of mine at his territory. He owns his own citadel. You can't miss it. You'll know it when you see the fortress."

Y/N: "Fortress, huh? Is he a recluse?"

Carmilla: "No, but I do advise you to be cautious. He's not as care-free and easy going like you. So, when you arrive, tell him I sent you and if he asks for proof, tell him I said... "No me obligues a sacar esos zapatos otra vez, porque lo haré." He'll know what I'm talking about."

Y/N: "I can do that. What's the occasion for visiting him? Does he need a magic barrier as well?"

Carmilla: "Correct. I trust I can leave you to this?"

Y/N: "Count on it."

The sexy Latina MILF then takes her leave and then you do the same a minute afterwards to run this little errand.

Minutes later, you're seen leaving your territory and heading down the path that Carmilla told you about. Sure enough, you could see dark clouds in the distance with red bolts of lightning flashing in the distance, meaning you were getting closer.

You then come to a sign at the halfway mark that says "No Entry Beyond This Point. Trespassers Will Be Mutilated." You stop and take a look at the fortress a distance away.

Y/N: *jaw drops to ground, closes jaw* "Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location." *laughs it off*

Just as you step further, a spear shoots at you, making you jump back and shriek in terror.

https://youtu.be/X78GyIfrSV4

Y/N: *puffs up cheeks, shouts* "Hey! Is that any way to treat a wondering traveler?!"

But you got no response. You tried stepping beyond the sign, but another spear is thrown in your direction, which you dodge.

Y/N: "Oh, now I see how it is. Okay, I may not be able to see you, but I'mma make you a deal. We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours."

You wait for a little while for a response and once again, nobody answers you, just silence.

Y/N: "Okay, I-I see you choosin' the hard way. In that case... *evil grin* swiggity-swooty. I'm comin'... for da booty."

Now, you don't give a damn and you just rush past the sign and soon, rains of spears and arrows and even bullets come raining down on you, but with the power of your toon force, you easily dodge and avoid getting turned into swiss cheese or a chopped liver.

It's not long before the reinforcements show up and try to take you down by hand, but all you do is hitch a ride on their backs, like you're in some aerial rodeo and wave your cowboy hat around.

Y/N: "YEE-HAW!!! GEET HER DONE!!!"

Soldier 1: "Hey! Get off my back! This ain't no pony ride, dick shit!" *tries shaking you off*

Despite their efforts you hang on for the thrill of it, still twirling your rodeo hat, laughing like you're having a blast.

Y/N: "YIPPE-KAI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

You leap off the aerial soldier's back and use his head as a spring and leap off him oldschool Sonic style.

Y/N: "You're too slow!"

You land on the ground with a flip and then start bouncing around, avoiding the attacks coming from all sides. 

Y/N: *sings, not afraid* "I'mma just bound, bound, bound and rebound! Bound and you're up right next to the sky." *thinks* "I could give a certain striped kitty a run for his money."

[A/N: You get a cookie if you recognize these references]

But then, as you're having fun messing with these soldiers, you're suddenly socked in the face by an unknown assailant, knocking you straight into the dirt, making you see stars.

Y/N: *in a daze* "Ooh, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul!" *lets out a silly, dazed laugh*

Shaking off the punch you took you turn to see who it was that hit you just now.

Y/N: "Wow, just... wow... He sure loves to give a whole new meaning to the term "edgelord."

This armored foe then pulls out a unique, looking sword and points it at your face and you can feel his glare deepening.

???: *deep, demonic voice* "State your business. Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my territory?"

Y/N: "Well, since you're the demon overlord in charge of this place, I was sent here by Carmilla Carmine to run a little errand."

???: *grabs you by the throat* "Prove it. Prove to me that you're not just using her name just to get a free pass."

Y/N: "Okay then. Let's see... Uh, what did she tell me to tell you? *stroks chin, snaps fingers* Oh, right! She said, "No me obligues a sacar esos zapatos otra vez, porque lo haré."

Despite the helmet covering up most of his face, you can feel his eyes widening as he steps back in surprise. But it was enough for him to let go of your throat and you land on your feet.

???: "What business do you have with me for Carmilla to send you to my territory?"

Y/N: "Well, as you might've known, there was a meeting with the overlords and we were discussing our plans for the next extermination and how we can prepare ourselves."

???: "Hmph! What's there to plan? It's all the same shit. Exterminators have taken our sinners, the population has been lost, etc etc, they never even consider DESTROYING the fools!"

Y/N: "Oh? That does beg the question, why don't they wanna take the war to the angels?"

???: "Those fools are too scared of causing an UPRISING! We are overlords! We outrank those pathetic little rats with rings! Not to mention, Carmilla has an assortment of weapons that can KILL those miserable fucks once and for all!"

Solder 1: "Sir, if I may, Carmilla once mentioned if we wage war, there's a chance they would get the seraphim involved! They outrank us and outmatch us in every aspect."

???: *growls in frustration* "Curse those multi-winged FUCKS!"

In a fit of frustration, he slams his fist into the ground, causes a massive hell-quake throughout the entire Pride Ring of Hell.

Y/N: "Okay, so... you done with your temper tantrum?"

Soldier 1: *aims weapon at you* "Watch your tongue!"

???: "Stand down!" *the soldier does so* "Now, get to the point, what are you here for."

Y/N: "Okay, here's the thing. The overlords came up with a plan to strengthen their defenses when they angels come back. I offered to set up invisible barriers that'll repel the angel exterminators so you can avoid losing anymore sinners. And as a favor to Carmilla, she wanted me to start with you."

The armored overlord growls in frustration again.

Y/N: *tilts head* "You seem tense."

???: *death glares at you* "I'm in no mood for your trolling! Just hurry up and put up the fucking barrier before I change my mind."

Y/N: *troll face intensifies* "You didn't say pleeeeaaase."

And he attempts to hack you with his dual-sided blade.

Y/N: *dodges and runs* "trollolololololololololol!"

???: *grunts in frustration* "Who's idiotic idea was it to make him an overlord anyways?"

Arriving just outside the walls of the overlord's citadel, you clap your hands together, rub them together and then...

Y/N: "It's shielding time!" *hand starts to sparkle* "KAPOOYA!"

You blast the sparkles out of your hands and towards the walls of the citadel, making sure they protect every inch of it and then fade away, leaving behind an invisible shield. And with a snap of your fingers, you modified the shield so that the overlord in charge of said territory along with their followers would be the only ones to enter or exit the place... unless the overlord grants permission to outsiders.

Yup it was that easy... for you, that is. And once you were done, you told the guy, whom you have no clue who his name is, how the shield works before heading off to do your own thing.

[timeskip]

After coming back to your territory, you make it back to your office safely and come to find out that Cherri Bomb has sobered up and awoken from her nice little nap.

Cherri: "Hey, where've you been?"

Y/N: "Oh, just ran a little errand. You feeling okay now?"

Cherri: "You know it. Thanks for being a good listener. How's about I... treat you to a little reward for your troubles?"

As she asked this, she inched herself closer to you, swaying her hips, staring into your very soul with her sultry eye. She stops herself right in front of you, pressing her sexy body onto yours. Her rocking rack pressed against your chest, one of her legs interlocking with one of yours legs and her arms wrapping around your neck.

Y/N: "Hmmmmm... no shit? You're not gonna blue-ball me?"

Cherri: "Nah, you earned it. Best part..." *in your ear, seductively* "I'll let you finish in me for letting me crash here."

Y/N: "Oh... we are so gonna have lots of fun tonight."

[LEMON INCOMING!!!]

Snapping your fingers, both you and Cherri's clothes are now poofed off your bodies and as you guide this sexy bombshell into your room and locked the door behind you, both of you hungrily come at each other, making out and holding each other. Your tongue brushes against her sharp canines, but you're not scared. She dances her tongue with yours and gets hands, grabbing both of your ass cheeks.

Your body tenses up and you grab her ass, too. You squish her jiggly marshmallows and spank them hard, making her moan.

Cherri: "Come on, big boy, slap it harder than that. Slap it like you did the first time we met."

Wow, she's really horny. Pulling out the big guns, you inflated your hand to massive size, turned Cherri around to have her back face you and you slammed that hand down hard on her booty, making it ripple like before and getting a good reaction out of her.

Cherri: *moans, shoots head up* "Yes! Just like that!"

Y/N: "My, aren't you a masochistic pervert."

Cherri: "You brought it out of me. I hope you're ready. Nobody has ever lasted more than 5 minutes with me." *twerks her ass at you*

Y/N: "Oh, you bet I am. Now... BRING ME THAT ASS!"

Cherri: *smug grin* "Mmmm, you seem confident, handsome. Let's see who lasts longer."

You grab her plump ass cheeks and bring her towards you and then, getting on your knees, you lean in close and give her soaking lower lips a good slurping, making her jolt and moan in delight, then presses her ass into your face more.

No surprise she takes like cherries, one of your favorite fruits. You massage her big butt cheeks while diving your tongue deep, slurping all those sweet and sour juices.

Cherri: *while moaning* "Fuck yes! Work that tongue of yours, baby. Oh, wait until my friend finds out, she'll want a piece of you."

Sounds like loads of fun for you. For another time anyways, but for now, there's a horny babe in front of you who wants a good time with you and there's no stopping you. You flick your tongue against her clit, getting her to squirt slightly in your face. You felt her body twitch when your tongue made contact with her love button.

Before she can cum, she moves herself away from you to catch her breath and regain control in her legs. You stand up as does your raging boner, which wants some action. Just then, this naked bombshell walks towards you and gets on her knees next. 

She strokes your massive dick and stares up at you with her seductive gaze, giggling seductively.

Cherri: "It's true, I can be a real masochistic pervert, but guess what... you're a pervert too if you like it when a hot chick jerks you off like this... maybe even more when I do this."

She then lights up the fireworks in your mind by trapping your big guy down there in between her fantastic tits. Your body gets goosebumps all over from her massive mounds rubbing and stroking your massive meat member up and down. Cherri sticks her tongue out teasingly while gazing up at you, enjoying your expression.

Her seductive giggles turn you on and she pours on the pleasure, licking the base of your cock. Still, she doesn't stop titty-fucking you and then adds in a little blowjob into the mixture. Now you can feel the fireworks in your head lighting up and exploding one by one. Her tits are phenomenal, being all big and firm, soft and smooth, like two fluffy marshmallows, so sweet you might wanna suck on them.

Cherri's tongue felt soft and wet, as anyone's tongue would be. She slurps and sucks on your shaft hard and hungrily. The sexy bombshell bobs her head up and down still keeping a rhythm with her head as well as her boobs, drawing you closer to your climax.

But, she stops just as you feel yourself getting closer and then stands herself up, looking at you.

Y/N: *catching your breath* "Wow! You're a natural!"

Cherri: "Speak for yourself, handsome. Your little red rocket down there sure does taste good, but I bet I can make you cum first."

Y/N: "Oh-ho, is that a bet?"

Cherri: "Sure is. Think you got the balls to make me cum first?"

Oh shit... now she's really dropped the hammer.

Y/N: *grins evilly* "Game on, big mouth."

Cherri didn't wait for you to grab her, she jumps lept into your arms and locked her arms and legs around your neck and waist.

Cherri: "Take me, you sexy son of a bitch."

The tutti fruity bombshell then locks her teeth onto your neck, making you grunt a bit from how sharp they were. But you power through the pain and guide your massive dong into her love dungeon and ravage her, making her moan intensely.

Cherri: *while being ravaged and moaning* "Fuck yeah!!! This will be one hell of a ride! But, keep in mind, if you cum before I do... bombs on you!"

You relished the challenge and grabbed her fine ass cheeks and gave them some more hard, cheek rippling spankings. Cherri was a moaning mess as you kept at it, until you turned her white cheeks red.

She couldn't help by let go of your neck. That's when you surprised her out of the blue with a deep, tongue-action kiss. Not putting up any resistance, she instead fights for dominance in the erotic smooch, dancing her tongue with yours.

It only lasts for 5 minutes before breaking for air and then, you turn this one-eyed beauty around to have her back facing you. You then grab her by the arms and pull them back while drilling her from behind, making her holler like there's no tomorrow.

Just then, Cherri frees one of her arms and grabs her hair tie and undoes it, letting her long hair fall freely. Now she looks even more sexy than before and it is driving you nuts. You pin her against the wall and keep ramming your monster cock in and out of her wet quarters.

Cherri: *looking at you, moaning* "Fuck! Yes! Ah yes! Right there, baby! Ravage my pussy!"

Y/N: "You know, you sound so sexy when you talk dirty like that."

You let go of her arms and keep one hand on her hip and the other on her right breasts, fondling and squishing it. She enjoys you touching and ravaging her body like you own her. She leans backwards and wraps an arm around you, pulling you into one more passionate make out session, which drives you into overdrive.

The sounds of lips smacking and wet slapping noises from below ring wonderfully in your ears. You feel her inner walls tighten up around your big beast down below. You turn her around and lay her on the bed with you on top and keep your lips connected.

She locks you into place with her arms and legs and you plow her deeper and faster, still swapping spit with this fruity bombshell. Just then, she lets out a muffled moan and sprays her warm lady juices all over your crotch, which triggers your own climax.

Jets upon jets of your climax flood her insides. She clings to you tightly, moaning throaty moans and climaxing a 2nd time. 

After calm down from your respective orgasms, you lay next to Cherri and wrap your arm around her, snuggling next to her.

Y/N: *panting* "So... how... was that?"

Cherri: *panting* "Best... fuck session... ever. You're amazing."

Y/N: "I try."

Cherri: "You know what... I've decided... I'm making you my boyfriend."

Y/N: *grins, stroking her hair* "Really? Well, aren't you sweet?"

Cherri: "On top of that, if you somehow attract more bitches into your life, you be sure to let me know, whether before or after. It doesn't matter... as long as you tell me."

Y/N: "Sure thing... baby."

Cherri: *chuckles* "Shut up and kiss me you fucking hottie."

You oblige and pull her in for another smooch and snuggle with her Cherri... which leads to yet another fuck session.

[Lemon over!]

[Timeskip because REASONS!!!]

Time rolls by since your fun session with Cherri Bomb. It still came as a shock that not only did she become your girlfriend, but she'd allow you to have more girlfriends down the road. As time went by, your relationship with Cherri would continue to grow. You two would hang out and have a few drinks or some tasty meals... and fuck every so often when she's tense or bored out of her mind.

As of right now, a full year has passed and it's nearly time for the next extermination to begin. And you have a whole new game plan to mess with the angel exorcists.

You make your way out in the middle of Pentagram City, waiting out in the open for the clock to strike the hour of extermination. You put on your best game face, folding your arms.

Y/N: "Here we go. It's... *clock bells ring* SHOWTIME!!!"

Right away, a portal above opens up and every single sinner takes cover while you wait patiently out in the open, smiling. And like last time, the angels all surround you.

Y/N: "Oh, hello there!"

https://youtu.be/jz40salowcc

Angel 1: "You got no where to run, sinner! Prepare to face heaven's judgement, you foul fiend!"

Y/N: "Lame! Rewrite! Lemme show you something extra fun. Follow me... golden pidgeons."

All: *triggered* "WHAT'D YOU CALL US?!?!?!"

Y/N: *makes derp face* "Hoo-hoo!" *zooms off*

Angel 2: "AFTER THAT FIEND!"

The exorcists flew after you in large groups. Among them, Lute and Adam followed close behind.

Adam: "Today's the day we finally put this little fucker in his place and mount his ass... and head... on my wall!"

Lute: "R-Right!"

The chase goes on for a good minute until you're all alone with the exorcists in a vast open wasteland just outside the city.

Y/N: *acting* "Oh no, it appears I'm surrounded once again, whatever shall I do to save myself?"

Adam: "Cut the crap, fuckhead! I've just about had it with your whitty banter and your annoying antics for the past couple of years! Any last words before you're scewered alive?"

Y/N: "Yes. You might think I can't do shit to stand up for myself, but you all seem to forget..." *snaps fingers*

With a snap of your fingers, you turn the area around you into one big hellish carnival with dangerous rides and to top it off, you are dressed as a certain devil-ish clown. And in an instant, you get up in Adam's face with the most scary-looking grin.

Y/N: "I CAN DO ANYTHING!"

And from then on... the chaotic fun begins, same with your singing.

https://youtu.be/4WQyBHdcTdY

The exorcists, despite what you're capable of, come at you from every direction, but you easily evade them, dancing around and singing your ballad, then one by one, you subdue the angels, trapping them in your many dangerous carnival rides.

One such ride is the Merry-Go-Round. They're forced to sit on the carousels, spinning round and round, gradually spinning, followed by the violent shaking they have to endure from the steeds, which will definitely leave them sick after the ride.

Others, you kick them into a massive ferris wheel that not only cramps them inside each cart, but also gets shaky from time to time.

All that was left was Adam and Lute. And right now, you were having fun dancing around and avoiding their attacks while launching projectiles at them in the shape of spades and clubs and diamonds and hearts, which they fend off with their weapons and dodge with ease.

You snap your fingers and poof up these bumper cars and hop into one and drive into each of the two leaders. With Adam, he was difficult to run over, but eventually you flattened him like a pancake, comically, but not in the gorish way, so he still lives. 

But when you hit Lute with your bumper car, she's launched in the air, but you jump up and catch her before sitting her down next to you and continue to have fun terrorizing the exorcists with your carnival of doom, having the best fun ever.

Sinners from the city are getting this all on film and it won't be long before your actions are once again broadcasted all over Hell.

For the finale, you decide to multiply yourself and dance yourself around Adam, repeating the phrase "Your world's a fantasy."

His temper rises and he tries to swat you away, but you're just too fast and too chaotic to catch. 

Sadly for him, time was running out for him and his exorcists and now they're forced to retreat, so he makes his humiliating escape.

After the fun ends, you snap your fingers again and poof the carnival of doom away and all the angels fly back to heaven, defeated once more by a looney overlord such as you.

However...

Adam: "If he thinks he's gonna get away with these shenanigans for long, then he's got another thing coming."

Lute: "Sir, perhaps it might be time to... *whispers super quietly* get the archangels involved."

Adam: *wide-eyed* "NO! Uh-uh! I don't need no fucking help from the higher-ups, I can handle that little fucktard on my own!"

Lute: *thinks* "I... doubt that."

And so, the portal closes again and another year of exorcism has come and gone and the sinners are rejoicing and celebrating. Your big mug makes it on the news yet again. 

However, despite your success... it's only a matter of time before your life takes an unexpected turn when those powers of yours come in handy for a much more noble cause.

[A/N: And here it is. Hope you guys like the lemon and the little dance I came up with for the exorcists arrival. I've got a big surprise for you all for what's to come next. So, as always, the stage is set for the next surprise, so... STAY TUNED!!!]

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