I watched as the tears ran dry

he knew today he was going to die

I started with his fingers one by one

he would be unrecognizable by the time I was done

next I snapped every one of his toes

no more wondering he would go

I throw all the parts in a pot

now to add a little stock

I slit his throat from side to side

now he'll wish he'd never lied

after all the blood had drained

I knew he couldn't hurt me again

I stripped his flesh from the bone

no more would I hear him moan

I brought it all to the boil

adding just a splash of oil

I served it up on a white plate

to my next potential date!!!!