*Play song to set mood*
Jamboree: It's been days after Tsukiko's death and we were just living out normal lives. Well not exactly normal because...

Dan: *destroys gym*

Rocky: *destroys Arcade*

Spiral: *eats Mysterious food*

Niko: *leaps from forest and slices a building*

Lazuli: *sends a weeabo flying*

Janai: *Blows up shooting range*

Jayline: *just slicing up everyone*

Jamboree: Actually, There isn't such thing as normal.

*Cuts to Mall*

Jamboree's Pov

We are not like those kids who age forever. We are... strange.

Niko: *eats a raw fish inside of food court while others were staring* What? I'm hungry. Can't a girl eat?

Lazuli: But it's a raw fish though...

Niko: And I'm also a cat, your point? *showed her claws*

Lazuli: No comment,..

We live on for a life time.

Lazuli: Ok, If I make this homerun, I'm awesome!

Pitcher throws ball and the crowd watches.

(And we.. fight. )

Dan: *kicked two thieves in the nuts* I like a game of kickball wouldn't you agree?

Janai: *shoots a machine gun, while laughing crazily* Oh.. *turned back into normal shy girl* I didn't mean to do that...

Niko: *chased a group of weebs* HEY KIDS. YOU WANT TO MEET MR. AND MISS CLAWS?! *cuts them in their arm*

W1: That's why your ears are fake!

Niko: You...*pounced And sliced his ears off* You were saying?

Lazuli: You knows what I hate, dresses, lipstick, and SJWS! So I have a question.

Sjw: What, you monster?

Lazuli: Why was I considered another gender just because I'm different? *punched her in nose* Keep those little self pride opinions of yours on tumblr, and to yourself!

Rocky: Why the fuck did you ate all the cereal?

Rocky: So what if I did? What are you gonna do twist my leg...

*Hospital*

Spiral:....

Dan: Your mouth is used for eating, not talking shit!

Jamboree: Yeah..

Spiral: Fuck... you... both!

Both: *hits broken leg*

Spiral: *squeals in pain*

Jamboree: Ugh, why can't I beat this game?! *Is playing Friday the 13th*

Jayline: Here.. I'll show you...*beats up tv*

Jamboree: Babe! Really?!

Jayline: What, you wanted me to help you beat it!

Jamboree: I meant the game, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

Jayline: YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I AM!

Jamboree: *sighs* I get it, you're not used to modern technology. I'll fix it. *used powers to fix it* You don't have to take stuff so literal you know.

Jaylin: Sorry for losing my temper.

And now I'm taking up a big challenge... Roommate problems.

Jamboree: Laz, are these your panties on my floor?

Lazuli: How do you know those are mine? Have you been sniffing them? You naughty boy!

Jamboree: Ok one-No, my closet is already filled with yours, Niko's, Janai's and Jaylin's. And 2-Who else in this house listen to Guns'N'Roses?

Lazuli: Oh...

*Boys are playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe*

Dan: Come on reach the finish line...

Rocky: Nope! *hits him with the blue shell*

Jamboree: Rocky, that's cheating!

Spiral: It's ok, master. It's a video game, try to have a little fun.

Other three: SAYS THE GUY IN 1ST FUCKIN PLACE!

Spiral passes finish line!

Jamboree: Why!

Rocky: Son of a BITCH! *punches wall*

But either way, My new life rocks!

* scenes of Jamboree having a harem with the 4 girls, Dan kicking ass, Rocky driving a car*

?: Kick their asses! Make them end up in the infirmary.

*Janai fighting someone, Lazuli and Niko Fighting a group of weebs and SJWS.*

Rocky: Spiral, what are those?

Spiral: *eats them* Special types of peppers!

Jaylin: 🎶I can sense your horror, You aren't very good at hiding🎶 *sliced someone's head off*

Jamboree: *is on knees as he saw three figures 4 figures in front of him* You... I think I've seen you before! No! Not you!

?: Hello Jamboree.. You've grown into a strong young man..*got shurikens ready..* You remember me now?

Jamboree: *looked in shock!*

A/N: The Mysterious Life of Jamboree Ryken
New Chapters coming in 2018.

All8: YES! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!