*play song to set mood*

Dan: On the next chapter of The Mysterious Life of Jamboree Ryken.

Niko: You think Jamboree and Laz are ok?

Dan: I'm sure they're fine.

*cuts to Maki chocking out Lazuli with her tail and Kanako punching her face*

Dan: Absolutely nothing to worry about.

*cuts to Maki biting Jamboree's neck and eating it.*

Janai: Th-They've been gone for quite a while...

*cuts to Jamboree giving Maki a noogie, while lazuli was hitting her sides with a bat*

William: What's the hold up. My eyes are craving for that book!

Jaylin: Don't worry, little boy, they'll be back.

William: You don't think they got right into the Enemy do you?

Spiral: *getting steaks* If they did those two would wipe them out easy.

Rocky: I know something you can wipe off~

Dan: 🤮. Rocky, gross.

*cuts to Jamboree Head butting Maki, And Lazuli chanting a spell!*

Maki: I know! Hehe. *grabbed Jamboree and kissed him whole*

Lazuli: You...You...You petulant, impudent, contemptuous whoooooore!

Kanako: "WOW big words."

Lazuli: I SAY THEM WHEN I GET ANGRY ALL THE TIME!

Kanako: "Ok"

Maki: You mad Bro?

Lazuli: *went into Yandere-Mode* A LITTLE BIT! THANKS FOR ASKING! *grabbed a giant axe and charged at her*