Well hello there,
Are you one of those elusive, non-social medified beings?

CUZ SAME ✋😭

But people are off of social media for different reasons, so just raise your hand when you get called out:

You decided on your own accord to either quit or not join social media (how does it feel to be that powerful?) ——>

Your Parents said no bueno (*slowly raises hand*) ——>

The Government said no bueno... ——>

You think your face is too ugly to be posted on the interwebs ——>

Because harassment. That's why.  ——>

Orrrr you actually have social media and you thought you could sneak in here without being noticed. But sorry you were wrong. ——>

But no matter the reason we band together with our noble cause!
To prove that WE are the cool kids.
Or just to cry together, I'm not sure which.

(Note, no Wattpad and Pinterest don't have to count 🙃)